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 Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 2:42 pm
They were hungry, plus I cooked it, so what could go wrong?
You rode a horse while under the influence!
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 6:53 pm
Under the influence of what exactly?
You took wool from the sheep without using shears.
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 10:52 pm
it feels more natural to wear it without the irregularity of shears cutting my precious wool
you sick person! you wanted to make a fur coat out of dalmatians and stole 101 of them!
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 6:30 am
That's ridiculous! I wouldn't do that, I'd be too scared to.
You framed Roger Rabbit!
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 7:10 am
Remember me Jim? When I killed your brother I sounded just LIKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
You sold something other than carrots on Sunday!
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 7:33 am
I sold apples that were also poisoned.
You got stuck in the toilet!
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 1:41 pm
It's because I was looking to beat up that one mouse from Flushed Away.
You ran out of gas!
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 3:52 pm
Damn economy! I can't have a car and a Molotov collection.
You challenged mark zuckerberg to a chicken fight
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 8:23 pm
He asked for a chicken fight, and I gave it to him. Who knew that he'd get wrecked easily?
You chased the cactuars with a spoon.
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 9:31 pm
I'm sorry, but to my defense I wanted to civilize them to use spoons! Oh I know their pain to see them not being able to wield spoons... They must have taken it the wrong way ;~;
You've just slapped an axe on your friend's face and added a mustache.
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 9:36 pm
CAUSE I'M THE AXEMAN. YEEEEEEEEEEAH I'M THEEEEEEEE AXEMAAAAAAAAAAN.
You have a cigarette in a public place!
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 9:57 pm
I live on the second floor of said public place, and that's where I was smoking.
You challenged Chuck Norris to a one-on-one fist fight!
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 8:33 am
To be fair, that's not really a crime, they actually gave me a medal for surviving.
You dared me to go on someone else's railroad tracks!
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 10:36 am
I told you to go buy bunny tracks ice cream dumbass! Last time I send you grocery shopping while I play with my illegal fireworks.
You made fireworks illegal!
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 12:35 pm
Not in my state it isn't.
You sold your children!
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