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Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 7:17 pm
I thought he was captain hook. Damn! Wrong guy! You destroyed the jar with many peoples hearts in them
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 11:43 am
It was you, I saw you!
You accused me of a crime you did yourself!
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 1:24 pm
We are one my brother, we are one.
You kidnapped your parents, cut open their stomaches and stuffed the stomaches with candy, and then stuffed the candy-filled stomaches back into the bodies. Then you stole a Lolipop from the general store.
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 2:47 pm
I have no parents. I don't deny the lollipop theft though.
You staked a horse on a highway!
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 4:10 pm
It's my horse, and it's already dead since I'm the Queen of Death's maid-in-waiting so cars would just pass through it since the spirits of the dead have no physical bodies unless given a vessel to control. =3=
You tried to assasinate her royal highness, Queen of Death!
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 9:27 pm
I wasn't aware that that was possible, her being Death and such.
You surrendered to the French! Do you know how ironic that is?
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 11:20 pm
Well, it IS my ancestry, so I don't think it's as ironic as you say it is.
You used tomatoes in the production of clam chowder!
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 6:27 am
Yes, so my killer tomatoes would kill others.
You found me out!
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 2:04 pm
Killer tomatoes aren't exactly subtle.. You nuked a city just to cook people's faces
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 7:02 am
Cooked human face soup is a delicacy in the realm of solitude.
You sold a motorized vehicle on Sunday!
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 1:27 pm
Yes, so I could go home.
You nuked my home!
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 6:57 am
I ran out of faces to cook. You shot a dog and his master at a train station in front of many Akitas.
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 7:06 am
Well the Akitas didn't do anything about it did they?
You have mistreated something of great importance!
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 7:18 am
Nah, I took good care of it to destroy man kind.
You threw monkeys at Kefkadragon!
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 2:09 pm
No, I threw skulls, sharpened roses and flaming balls of ice at him.
You hit me for watching MLP:FIM! What did I do to you?!
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