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 Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 8:21 am
the female ones are alway delicious.
you turned tthe ocean into soup
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 8:55 am
Hey, solved world hunger, I guess.
You're wearing a mask!
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 9:51 am
It's called my face dumbass!
You made a mandrake cry
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 10:00 am
To be honest I have no idea what that is.
You're not drinking milk! (an actual crime in Utah)
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 10:03 am
I'm 6' 4". I don't need to be taller. (I'm actually almost addicted to milk)
You burned down the house in the opening of robin hood: men in tights.
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 10:07 am
The house was getting old, now the owner can get money from their insurance company to buy a better one!
You wore a life jacket near the Spokane river!
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 2:11 pm
I can't swim!
You killed someone with a sweater
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 2:55 pm
Hey, I was just trying to get this stain out... It was an accident, I swear...
You blew up the world! gonk
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 5:03 pm
Have you played final fantasy 6? I am who I am and I'm Kefka bitches!
You didn't give the scorpions any love
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 5:22 pm
That's because they didn't ask for an love. neutral
You made a little girl eat a spider.
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Distinct Conversationalist
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 6:08 pm
She was about to starve to death!
You destroyed the waffle factory witha syrup bomb!
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 10:42 pm
Damn things made me gain twenty pounds. Rid the world of both of them, I say.
Smashed an elderly's pinky toe with your car.
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 1:34 pm
It was her toe or a baby's face!
You gave birth to the worlds ugliest hybrid. A human and a sea cucumber!
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 2:57 pm
Why would I? I love cute things.
You ate all my cupcakes! evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 7:05 pm
I didn't see your name on any of them, so...
You tied the rope to Captain Ahab's leg.
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