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 Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:24 pm
They were trying to kill my cat.
You stabbed your toe!
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:36 pm
My knives don't have the best of aim sweatdrop
You killed Kenny!
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 6:22 am
He tried to kill me first.
You punched a dragon in the face during your birthday party
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 6:40 am
The dragon was being a bully.
You threw Edmund overboard!
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 6:45 am
He wasn't a very stable man.
You turned your friends into ovens and firewood
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 11:43 am
What? No way! Those were my sister's friends.
You threw a rabid squirrel at me!
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 11:51 am
It wasn't rapid! Just extremely loving!
You kidnapped two small children and cooked them, and after that you ate them, and made a coat out of their skin.
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:47 pm
s**t happens in the Post-Apocalypse.
You're wastin' ammo, soldier!
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:51 pm
I don't need ammo, I have magic spells.
You confused me for the wicked witch of the west!
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:52 pm
I need a better weapon. This gun doesn't quite fit me.
You didn't join the coup against the post timer!
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:54 pm
Of course not. I wouldn't ally myself with someone who is talking about guns when I accused them of mistaking my identity.
You ignored me!
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:00 pm
You ninja'd me!
You ninja'd various people and things.
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 6:47 am
What? No, I bewitched them.
You sat my pickle on fire!
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:02 am
I did because you have horrible grammar.
You have horrible grammar!
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 2:31 pm
well, i 1ce waz a kat cat_biggrin
you stole my cheezburger
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