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 Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 2:59 pm
I needed a new best friend (:
and you stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 5:37 pm
I had a sweet tooth that only a cookie could satisfy.
You replaced a woman's breasts with metal.
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 5:49 pm
Eh, she didn't need them anyway...
You ran around a family park in your birthday suit...
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 5:52 pm
Thank you for helping me celebrate my birthday. Your 4 months late! stressed
You ate all of weird al's rocky road!
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 6:10 pm
And it was delicious.
You killed the muffin man.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:21 pm
He denied me of deliciousness.
You were running with the devil.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:42 pm
Of course! I actually do it twice a week... we talk about how he will take over the world someday. twisted
You took over the world before the devil and I could!
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:46 pm
I had Stewie Griffins help, I simply held the amo.
You black mailed someone so it looked like they pushed you off the Empire State Building.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:50 pm
Hey you don't know what's possible now day's with Photoshop...
You decided it would be fun to set your local park on fire D=<
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:03 am
well, it wasn't that fun after all. next time i'll try the local amusement park
you robbed someone of a million dollars and then invested it back into their company when you could have bought me jet skis
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:17 am
Sans, I would have bought you jet skis, but you have a restraining order against me, so why waste money on someone whom I can't visit.
You wanted me to spend money on you, even though you have a restraining order against me!
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 6:45 pm
You raped my plants and set anamusement park on fire, why would I let you near me?
You raped my plants!
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:54 pm
it was time to add fertilizer
you kept writing "i have a dig bick" everywhere, committing vandalism
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:50 am
That was not me. I swear I was the guy who drove into a tree.
You brought light into my domain!
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:37 am
Well not all of us can live with out light
You killed all the towns people
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