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 Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 1:55 pm
Pirate legend says its bad luck to bring a woman aboard.
You got blood on the carpet!
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 1:58 pm
Oops... That's not blood... It's ketchup... Don't ask....
You asked me anyway and suffered the horrible truth.
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:01 pm
I'm already insane enough. I can always be more crazy.
You denied the truth from the illuminati
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:11 pm
Who needs truth when you could have twisted lies!?!
You just pressed the Blow up Europe Button.
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:15 pm
That's what they get for stealing my Swiss watch
You sank my battleship!
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 8:32 am
Of course, that way your ship can't battle.
You screwed the scarecrow onto the donkey!
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:19 pm
Lolwut?
You bolted my chair to the ceiling.
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:01 pm
now you can exercize while you sit.
you knocked on my skull while i was asleep.
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:03 pm
There was a door in your head and I was trick or treating!
You changed Istanbul to Constantinople.
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:03 pm
Just be glad I didn't confuse it for Hiroshima.
You took the bolt out of my Mauser. :[
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:05 pm
I only steal weapons from Vietnam era and beyond.
You caused a rift in the oven making a four dimensional cake black hole.
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:05 pm
i was reciting a teleportation spell while baking, sorry.
you stole the cake that actually worked out!
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:26 pm
It was for my friend glados
You tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire.
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:32 pm
you have a slime on your head, thats why.
you tried to steal my femur for your pet dog...
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