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Kasumi Roseglimmer Captain
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 Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:56 pm
Saeed Jama the machine burps, hiccups, then spits the doll back out, covered in slobber. sad I insert the full dvd set of Harry Potter movies. You get a random assortment of objects from the Wizarding world (wands, scrolls, spellbooks, jar of newt's eyes...) I insert a dried flower.
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 2:04 pm
The machine spits out a book with a pressed version of the same flower. I insert a moose antler.
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Kasumi Roseglimmer Captain
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 9:56 pm
The machine whirrs, clanks and seems to choke. A baby moose appears next to you in a puff of smoke. I insert a Pokedex.
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2014 1:25 pm
(This is the strangest machine right here... rolleyes ) The machine makes a lovely chiming sound effect (this one; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SFe0ZgLS9Y ) before tossing out a belt of pokeballs. I insert a wax apple.
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 10:38 am
you get a bowl of wax fruit that smells like dried apples.
I insert a dried fish
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 2:03 pm
You get a platter of smoked salmon.
I insert somebody's left shoe.
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 9:12 am
you get the person yelling and screaming to give them back their shoe.
I put in a cheerleader pom pom.
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 8:13 pm
Tiny monsters that look like cheerleader pom poms come flying out of the machine and surround you, cheering and squeaking maniacally. I insert a spoonful of sugar.
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Kasumi Roseglimmer Captain
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2014 4:35 am
The machine dispenses a sugary medicine that goes down easy.
I insert a fake fox tail.
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2015 9:15 am
The machine spits out a fake hair ball. stare
I insert a wooden walking stick.
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2016 1:42 pm
You get Link's wooden sword. -dun nun na naaaaa-
I insert a pregnancy fitness magazine.
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2016 3:33 pm
The machine dispenses one of those fancy pregnancy belts.
I insert a can of Mtn Dew.
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 5:40 pm
The machine dispenses a can of diet RC cola in return. A warm one, at that.
I insert a Magic the Gathering deck.
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 10:46 pm
The machine spits out the very poorly designed and put together deck, along with a note describing 100 different ways it sucks.
I insert an additional vending machine
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 2:22 am
Based on past experiences with this option, the vending machine recalibrates itself and spits out an award for contributing to 4x the craziness.
I insert a fruit and a rubber band.
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