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 Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:50 pm
I thought it was a shark. It was self-defense.
You planted white roses in the Red Queen's garden.
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 1:31 am
I swear they were red on the package. Honest!
You stole the last cookie :c
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:27 am
I have a massive sweet tooth
You couldn't believe it wasn't butter
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:33 am
No, it was not because I couldn't or didn't believe it. It was more because I didn't care about it.
You harmed my feline yesterday. stressed cry
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:46 am
I was busy spamming the game forums and playing star ocean
You punched Tina the llama
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 7:47 am
I'm sorry someone temporarily cursed me with blindness and I tried to hit em' =o
You stole a bomb from the government!
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 7:51 am
They stole mine first
You created bio-dome
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 10:48 pm
Embrace Pauly Shore. Hater.
You stole my car. What gives?!
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:05 pm
I just needed to reboot my car.. I didn't mean to.. I was drunk....
You didn't do anything for a klondike bar...
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:03 pm
I ran out of double agents to kill
You tried to start a rap battle between Phillip seymour Hoffman and a frog
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:46 pm
it was a little unfair. everyone knew Phil didn't have a chance in the world.
you funded, developed, marketed, and sold millions of copies of a sucky game called Skyrim.
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:08 pm
I was to busy being successful with final fantasy 12.
You made an ewok dance crew and sold it on tatooine
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:23 pm
Selling out is the new real.
You charge for iPhone apps!
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:25 pm
It costs money for me to make money so... Yeah screw it
You created a bunch of prefixes that don't really mean anything and lets car dealers use them.
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:30 pm
Just trying to make a living, bro.
You got in a peregrine falcon's way when it was trying to nab some prey.
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