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Harumi was in the back speaking...to the ground? She was off stage on all fours pointing her rear, as she spoke her head pretty close to the ground. However closer inspection would see...a head, just a head no neck nothing sticking out of the ground, it was shishimaru's head. ".....You got it nyao?" .......Harumi was speaking real REAL low where only shishimaru could hear. Harumi was plotting something for the play, but with her...who knows. Run threw flashing all nude, blow up the stage, run threw peter tapping all the males, with harumi nobody knew.

Giglamesh had already drank more than thirty beers, his head was kind of wobbling around by now, the bar tendor was jsut staring at him. (expression O_o) the stand bar tendor didnt know how he drank so much and was still on the bar stool. It wassent causeing trouble he just kept ordering beer after beer after beer. Didnt really say much more than "another" and some time he would sing the lyrics to a song real low to himself, as he listend on the radio he had attached to his back on his coat. But suddenly giglamesh would stand up fast. Giglamesh would get a scroll out and sit back down quickly wrighting something leaned forward pretty close to the scroll as he wrote.

((This is still for the first Sannin scene at the Hokage Tower...then after the bridge scene everything follows in normal sequence.))

"If you were gay...it'll be ok!" Jiraiya struck a pose, with double thumbs up and a really weird, perverted grin (expression: >___O). And then he held up a fist as if insulted and the really weird not-angry but defensive scowl. "Ah - but you don't understand the beauty of those shapely curves!! How so the breasts of the finest quality bounce so subtly in the air as the proud fruit of their bearing of the most shapely trees!" He did a bit of outline in the air. "I, the great toad Sage seeks the world for the finest, curviest, piece of fruit around! It's only a shame Tsunade-hime does not possess such - ...!"

A fist connected with Jiraiya's jaw, not so subtly cutting him off. Tsunade scowled, a clear vein on her temple. "The only piece of fruit you'll be getting is my FIST!" Taking the other by the scruff of the neck, she began violently shaking him. "Why, YOU ENEMY OF ALL WOMEN!" The stage began to revolve...it was time for Team Yondaime to enter the scene...

The crowd at this point was delighted with how well all five actors who had appeared so far were doing (five counting the Tsuchikage, and they did not know Shin briefly posed as old man Sandaime while making the speech)...little were they to know, things would very soon veer from canon...

[[you forgot the rolls dear. All your actions have to have rolls to see if they hit]]

“Hmph. Oh please. You don’t know what the fanboy’s want.” Roy began to laugh a bit. To be perfectly honest, the audience was started to get appalled… well the older members of the audience… So much sexual innuendo and off key comments were just disrespectful and ignorant. But to the younger crowds, they found the play to be just absolutely hilarious. It was hard to find a dry eye in the house, weather it be do to joy or sorrow was a different question.

The crash had disburbed their game a bit thought. He looked over the edge and notice Cronos appear and his teeth sparkly. “Who the hell’s this reject?” He looked up to Shadow asking with true puzzlement in his eyes. He then decided that it would be a good time to introduce the true power of his deck.

He would hear Cronos’ proclamation of being Dan… the name rang a bell and a bell that probably shouldn’t be rung. He grinned a bit to himself and looked to the boy as he sent the perverts to attack. “Hmph! You think you have me beat. I doubt it!”

Roy soon slashed his hand, “I reveal my trap card! Boobs of Bounty!” the card would flip over and show several well formed, nicely made breast. The bodies attached were obviously disproportioned but it didn’t matter. They would appear in front of the old men and begin to bounce and jiggle a bit. “This card’s effect is that it stops all male monster cards in their tracks and prevents them from attacking for 1 turn. And the turn after that, they are weakened by half do to… extra activities. Either way, you are defenseless now. Gundam Fight… Ready…”

Soon, the youth of the crowd would stand up wearing Gundam helmets… how they got passed out (cough cough Marcus) is beyond anyone. But all in one unified voice, they chimed the word “GOOOOOOO!”

The gundam would stand and charged past Jiraiya to the Perverted Hermit and soon slashed at him with a beam saber.

Roy would then flip over his other card. “That activates my other trap card. Bountiful Clones! I get to pull one clone card from my deck and clone one person that I know. And I choose… My Wife”

Soon the ground would light up and a bouncing, bubbly version of his wife would appear… in a thong bikini. And yes, it was a version of the actress, not the real historical figure. That cost to much in research and s**t.

And last but not least, I summon Teen Tsunade! In attack mode!” And a bouncing, more developed version of Elrude would appear as well. “But, seeing as I’ve already attacked, it’s your move yella fella.”

[[hey Cronos, you don’t have to take that hit if you want to last longer. She didn’t roll for it like she should. Part she missed was that each attack requires a D20 roll. No stat adds or nothing. Just a simple look to see who’s higher. If you are higher than her roll, you dodge, if she matches your roll or beats it, you get hit.]]

[[hey Shadow, I figure we go back and forth and eventually not have a winner cause Gig interfears with the 0 tail beast. So maybe 2 or 3 more posts?]]

(Ok than 3 dodge rolls I guess you know what I dont care its all ready been done so this post )

(Back stage)
Cronos woke up from having his body being disturbed. Cronos took the wig off and started to feeling a pain on the back of his head where the Elruda a girl that Cronos had never had drop kicked him. Cronos felt the large bump that was throbbing now. "Son of a b***h that hurt"Cronos yelled in pain. "Why did you do that I acted my character correctly". Cronos grabbed out his lines from his robe and at the top of them in big letters was the name Dan but it seemed to have been copied wrong and they were Might Guys lines instead of Dan. "Also I looked just like him" Cronos than took out a picture of Dan and showed it to them. Cronos still not knowing that he messed up his Henge instead looking like Might Guy.

"Maito Guy"Cronos sounded confused for a moment than he remember from his talks with his dad about the great taijustu master. Cronos got up from where he was laying completely full of energy again. "Miato Guy was one of greatest taijustu masters ever hell yes I well be him"Cronos quickly ran back to the costumes and started to go though the costumes to find which one he was going to wear. He glanced back at the two sannin and motioned to them to go back on the stage " Go on stage I well be out there in a moment I need to get ready"Cronos said happily as he riped though the costumes as fast as he could with a fire in his eyes. "I cant beleave I well be Maito Guy"Cronos finally found the outfit he was going to wear it looked perfect.

[[>.><,< no reaction to the booby elrude? fine, i'll drag it out of ya]]

A sharp cry came from the audience. it was more a cry of shock than anything. A few members of the backstage crew came up front and looked on and began to have very... distraught looks on their faces. Marcus would also walk up to look out the curtain and looked about.

HIs eyes fell upon the enhanced Hyuuga princess bouncing back and forth in a fighting stance causing her 'enhancements' to jiggle. He looked back and forth then looked over to Elrude, "Hmmmm definitely fits the roll a bit better now.