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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:42 pm
"Ok, let's go through this just one more time." Danni, having come perilously close to toppling down the stairs during her 'run backwards as fast as you can and escape' stunt, was now straddling her chair, watching as Poopsie-could the kid's name be any more embarassing?-sat on the edge of the second chair, sucking on his thumb and swinging his feet as he kept those huge gray eyes latched on her.
"So you...Poopsie...are supposedly the very essence of my inner soul." Which meant, she supposed, that her innermost self was a feminine male toddler named Poopsie. Didn't say good things about her.
When he nodded, Danni let out a breath, readjusted her hold on the walking stick she'd summoned up. It came in handy when there was a toddler that insisted on physical contact.
"Ok, so I get that. But what does that mean, exactly? How does this work?" She asked, and the smile he sent her was patient, and-God help her-adoring.
He took his thumb out of his mouth, a rare occurance, and grinned. "Poopsie will tell you if I can sit on your lap." He said, and she blinked, felt the urge once more to push his chair further away with her handy stick. For a long minute, she held his gaze, hers narrowed in warning, his wide eyed and innocent, hopeful.
And it was the hope, shining bright, that had her resisting the urge to make a mad dash for her room and conjure up some sort of lock. Maybe a deadbolt.
"...Fine." She practically growled out the word, and stiffened up as Poopsie let out a laugh of joy and leaped out of his chair, running over to scramble onto her lap. Fear leaped up, once again, as he wrapped his arms around her waist, nuzzling his face between her breasts, looking ready to make himself comfortable as he curled up on her lap.
"Ok, ok, start talking." She said, and he tilted his head up to meet her gaze.
"I'm a part of you, Mama. Poopsie is connected to your soul. When you're sad, I'm sad. If you're happy, Poopsie's happy. I just wanna make you happy, Mama. I need you." He said it simply, sincerely, and she felt a skitter of panic dance over her skin.
He needed her. No, that couldn't be right. No one needed her. She wasn't the maternal type. She couldn't do the whole 'love and protect' thing, especially not with harmless toddlers.
She sighed, looked down at Poopsie, absently running a hand over his hair in a way that had his eyes closing at the comforting action.
"What happens if I can't take care of you?" She asked, and his eyes were sad when he opened them again.
"Then I would die, Mama. And your soul would be destroyed. You'd be dead on the inside." He said simply, sadly, and she sighed again, leaned her head back as she absently bounced him on her knee.
"Perfect..."
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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:11 pm
"You know what'll be fun? Visiting Uncle Ophi." Danni said, a bit desperate to end this ever so lovely one-on-one time with her little spawn. Hmmm...Spawn. Maybe she'd call him Spawn. At least it had more dignity than Poopsie.
"A visit? Can we play with Uncle Ophi, can we? Is he fun?" Poopsie began bouncing on her lap, and she resisted the urge to sigh again.
"Yeah, sure, Spawn." She said, hefting him onto her hip as she stood.
"It's Poopsie, Mama."
"Uh-huh." Sure. Great. Poopsie. Lovely.
Conjuring up a portal, she heard Poopsie laugh in delight as she stepped through it.
Moments later, she felt her feet land on solid ground, and found herself in the clinic. When she looked down and saw no adoring child in her arms, she blinked, only to realize there was a weight on her shoulders.
"That was fun, Mama!" Poopsie exclaimed, and his head peeked over her shoulder.
"...Right." She let out a breath, then looked around until she spotted Ophi. Her eyes were filled with purpose as she started towards him.
"Well hey there...Uncle Ophi." Her voice was pleasant, which only meant her mood was even fouler than usual.
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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:10 pm
Athena stared, dumbfounded, at Danni. "Who's that? Where'd he come from? Why'd you just call Mr. Snake-pants Uncle Ophi? Why can't I stop asking questions?" Then she paused at looked back to Ophiuchus. "Where was the potty again?"
If she were more awake, she'd probably hit herself for saying 'potty.' Not for embarrassment, but because she hadn't called it that while fully conscious in... years. Years and years and years. Then again, maybe this didn't count as fully conscious. She felt funny.
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 2:36 pm
Oh, thank Christ. Finally, someone who'd understand. She wouldn't call Athena the voice of sanity-that would be a big, fat lie and give her a twisted definition of the word 'sane', so she'd just stick with the term 'best friend who'll most likely take my side when I explain how two men with obviously nothing better to do stuck me with a small child'. It was quite a title that she assumed Athena would enjoy having.
"Ah, Athena, this is..." Before she could continue, Poopsie managed to slither from her shoulders, down her arm, maneuvering until he was on her hip, his Raggedy Andy tucked securely under his arm.
"Hi! Are you Mama's friend too? I'm Poopsie! And why don't you just potty in your diaper?" He asked, and Danni decided this was as good a time as any for a potty training lesson.
"Ok, Spawn-"
"Poopsie, Mama."
"Yeah, right. Anyway, listen, because this is important." Setting him on one of the beds in the clinic, she waited until his earnest gray eyes were locked on hers before she continued.
"Ok now, you want to be a big boy, right?" At his eager nod, she managed a smile. "Ok, and big boys, when they...go to the bathroom, they don't do it in their diaper. They go on the toilet." She said, and he cocked his head to the side in confusion, popping his thumb in his mouth.
"Why?"
"Because that's what you do when you're grown up."
"Why?"
"...Because it saves money on diapers and stops you from sitting around in your own filth."
"Why?"
"...You're doing this on purpose. I know you are. Listen to me...kid. If you're sticking with me, you're getting potty trained." She paused for a minute, then added, "It would make me happy."
As she'd hoped, this statement had his face lighting up, his lips curving around his thumb.
"All right, Mama! Poopsie'll go bathroom in the toilet. I'm a big boy!" He said, and she nodded, patted his head.
"That's right. And big boys sit right here, where I put them, while I talk to Athena and Uncle Ophi." At his nod, she sighed, turned, and faced Athena. The look in her eyes clearly said 'help me'.
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 5:44 pm
Unfortunately for Ialo these weren't exactly ordinary police officers. They had been contracted by the Courts of Magic specifically and had been properly briefed about the situation they would be getting into. They knew full well that Ialo was a dragon, and they came prepared. As Ialo's fist collided with the face of one of the officers, another officer took the opportunity to secure the cuffs on Ialo's wrists fully. Once that was done, he reached up to his utility belt and hit a button. There was a small beep, and then instantly the cuffs began to discharge the 10,000 volts at 100 amps through Ialo's body. This was far more than what would be necessary to kill an elephant, but would incapacitate Ialo quite nicely.
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:06 pm
Ialo whirled around to beat the crap out of whomever it was that put cuffs on him - he was innocent! He hadn't done anything wrong, he was defending himself! "It's all a LIE, okay??"
Beep.
He screamed - he thought he screamed, he could have sworn he heard himself screaming, his throat hurt pretty badly - although, to be fair, his whole body hurt right now. His heart felt like it was yanking itself out from his chest.
Ialo half-sank, half-collapsed to the floor, gasping for air and not quite losing consciousness. "STOP!!"
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:37 pm
It was right when Ialo shouted "Stop" that the other officers took advantage of the situation. With Ialo sprawled out on the floor as he was the men that hadn't been floored by Ialo's outbursts began to pummel him mercilessly with their batons. Each blow was aimed for either Ialo's head or some other vital body part, such as his arms or legs. All the while the 'shocklets' (as they were affectionately called by the police force) still remained on and at full force. What Ialo would soon find out was that these cuffs only deactivated when the subject was not expressing any form of malicious intent to anyone at all. Any angry or dangerous thoughts turned on the bracelets automatically, making them highly effective policing tools.
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 2:27 pm
Finally, Lin, Dymetri, and Lin's father arrived at Lin's home. They found themselves in one of the top tiers of the forest city. They were standing in front of a large but modest-looking house. It looked like many of the other houses around. Lin's family did not want to be showy or extravagant. They simply needed one large enough to house all of their children as they were growing up.
Right next to that house, simply separated by a small space filled with flowers, was a small, cute house. It was at this house that Samiel (Sah-mē-el), Lin's father, stopped in front of.
"This is your guest quarters. It is a two bedroom house with a small kitchen and 2 bathrooms. Everything is run either on sun power or magic and all of the water comes from the spring in the mountain. It is the water you will bathe with, the water you will cook with, and the water you will drink. It is completely refreshing and will allow you to only need 3 hours of sleep a night, if that. It also helps with our immortality. Of course, it will not affect you in that manner since you are mortal."
He then gestured to the larger house next to the guest quarters. "The house here is, of course, my family's house. You are more than welcome to stop by and visit or even ask questions. I am sure you have many. And yes, I mean any time. Most of my family does not sleep. We simply meditate deeply, and we do not all do it at the same time. There is always someone who is available."
He led both Lin and Marcos in to the main house. As soon as they were inside, they found themselves in living room. It simply looked like one out of a normal house. Nothing flashy or showy. And it connected directly to a row of counters that were a part of the kitchen. The kitchen and living room were connected.
Lin's mother was sitting in one of the plush recliners and sewing. When she saw her husband, Lin, and a guest enter the house, she smiled brightly and quickly stood up. She put her sewing on the small table beside the recliner and went over to hug her daughter.
"Lindolyn! It is so wonderful to see you! How are you doing, sweetheart? Who is your friend here?"
Lin smiled, hugged her mother back, and then pulled back to gesture to Dymetri. "Mother, this is my boyfriend Marcos. Marcos, this is my mother Rose."
Rose's eyes went wide when she heard Lin introduce this man as her boyfriend. Then, she quickly held her hand out to the young man.
"Well, it is an absolute pleasure to meet you, Marcos."
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 7:51 pm
Athena burst out laughing. "Poopsie? What kinda name's that?" she giggled. "Poopsie! HA!" She fell backwards upon the cot and started kicking her legs up and down in the apparent hilarity of this situation. "Maaaan, that is rich!"
When she had sufficiently stopped her uproarious laughter enough that she could speak again, she was wiping some tears from the corners of her eyes. "Ha... haha, ha, so, hehe, Danni, tell me--where did you get Poo--pffHAHAHA--PooHA... Poopsie?" she continued to snicker even after getting it out.
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 1:43 am
Dymetri straightened up at the sight of the guest quarters. Two bedrooms, he repeated faintly in his mind. He stayed silent and placed a polite smile upon his face, due to only the fact that he didn't know how else to respond.
It was so serene in Lin's home. Not like the desaturated alleyways where he found himself years after his transformation. In fact, it resembled more his old home during that fateful blizzard when he was still in his lifetime. It was cozy and easy to adjust to. But, also like his old home, he felt slightly detached. As if that weren't where he was supposed to be at that moment.
"Thank you very much, sir," he said, politely smiling at Lin's father. He wasn't quite sure as to how he should behave in front of her daddy, either.
For some strange reason, the fact that Lin's eyes changed color according to her mood sprang up in his memory. He suddenly had the urge to look at her eyes, to see how she feels, until he was presented with the hand of Lin's mother. He quickly remembered all that had been said and smiled a grand ol' smile that simply wasn't anticipated. Perhaps his energy tank was being fueled by pure adrenaline from the night before; he'd forgotten how loopy it was like as a human. He recalled Marcos's memory of playing video games all night.
Oh, terrific. Hopefully the flickering images won't arise in his dreams and make him s**t himself to death.
"The pleasure is all mine, Mrs. Yin," he said as he politely took her hand and kissed the back of her palm. "May I ask what it is you're sewing?"
Dymetri was quite the charmer back in his immortal days. Marcos, however, was never immortal and he only attempted to be a charmer. A true charmer is one that appears to know more than he should. Dymetri did know more than he should. He knew just as much as any of the high vampires did. He needed to be careful and not show any bit of knowledge that may indicate he was once one of the eldest vampires. Despite anything Lin may have told him, he was still extremely hesitant about the information.
((You know what I was just thinking about? Why would Lin and Dymetri's love be so unflattering, besides the age difference there had been. Imagine if there had been a war between vampires and elves? One that was completely out of character for the elves and completely bloodthirsty. An imbalance of dark and light. So, because of this, the Elven Elders didn't trust vampires or something like that. I think that'd be great.))
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 12:19 pm
{{I really like that idea! biggrin I had already thought toward the beginning of when I came in that elves and vampires did not get along well at all. Like, if they ever came across each other, the fight was always bloody and terrible, but I hadn't thought about an actual horrible war. That's a really good idea! Dang, this will become more like Romeo and Juliet than even I had planned. LOL! I really like your idea, Victoria. biggrin I've also included a pic of Lin's mother since I forgot to in the last post.}} Lin was smiling at Dymetri, her light blue eyes filled with love and adoration as she watched her love be completely charming and polite to her mother. She had expected nothing less, but it was still wonderful to see. She was still holding one of his hands, but now she moved her other arm forward and wrapped it loosely around Dymetri's arm, her other arm soon following as well. Lin's mother smiled beautifully at Marcos' wonderful manners and debonair actions. Rose thought that Lindolyn had picked a wonderful man. She walked over to the small table, picked up the white silk cloth in the wooden sewing circle, and showed it to Marcos. It had intricate red and pink roses on it and a few small blue birds. "I am sewing a silk table cloth." Lin looked at her mother's pattern and gasped softly. "It is stunning, mother. Absolutely lovely." Rose smiled and reached her hand out to brush along Lin's cheek briefly. "Thank you, Lindolyn." After a few moments, Lin's father came forward and rested one hand on his wife's shoulder and one on his daughter's. "Well, I would imagine that it is close to supper. Marcos, is there any particular dish that you favor?"
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:12 pm
"...Poopsie," God, she hated saying that name. "Is my own little spirit spawn. Also known as...my innermost self, personified. Apparently, Ophi's demented candy thinks my innermost self is a feminine male toddler named Poopsie who sucks his thumb and drags around a rag doll." She shook her head at the very thought, while Poopsie sat, content to suck said thumb and babble to said rag doll.
"If I don't take care of him, bad things happen. Athena, what the hell do I know about taking care of a toddler?" She demanded, looking for a little understanding, maybe a partner to help her beat up Ophi. Then Ialo. They'd save him for last.
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:20 pm
"Iiiiiii have no idea what you know, Mooooorsa*~" Athena sang, then giggled. "But I have a bunch of little siblings, so I think I know at least something! The youngest are... uh... five?" She couldn't remember all her siblings' ages, for whatever reason. Probably had something to do with the fact that there were eleven of them. "So did Ophi, like, impregnate you through candy or something? 'Cuz that's all kinds of wrong!" She didn't pay much mind to the whole Danni's-soul-personified part.
((*Swedish for 'mom'))
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:22 pm
"If I may interject," Ophiuchus said calmly, gently reminding the girls that he was still there in the clinic. "I am in fact, standing right here, and I really had no hand in the matter."
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 9:15 pm
"OH YEAH!" Athena exclaimed, staring at Ophiuchus as if she'd never expected to see him there. It seemed that she was... still not back to normal (if she even had a normal). "...hey, where was the potty again? I gotta pee." As if to prove her point, she began to bounce somewhat impatiently on her cot.
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