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Jasper Riddle Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:55 pm
Axl93 Aha! My First prey. Mustn't startle her, just quickly and stealthily get the job done...Axl tiptoed to the Magical Girl, preparing to capture her for the Crozuilis. "You shall be a great test subject!" Axel said, not realizing he said it aloud until the girl turned around. Axl cursed in his native language, where you could only pronounce words if you had a ton of peanut butter with you and a lot of helium. "Foul villian! I stand for love science battle--you won't take me hostage for another two episodes!" Spinning her penmagiweapon above her head, she announced her attack in true MG fashion. "DREAM GRAPHITE STRIKE!"
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:58 pm
The attack swept harmlessly underneath the General, as it polevaulticated up and over the Captain. Human reflexicons were only good for certain speeds, and Tailos barely managed to land and heft the Dirk up and over his shoulder to block the stablificonian attack from his offside shoulder.
Somewhere, in the back of his cerebral case, came a faint whisper. The Captain closed his eyes and focused...
'Remember, Luke... Use the Force...'
'But i'm not Luke...'
And just like that, the voice faded away again. But the Captain had renewed vigor - shown in a 360 degree twistication attack to try and stabulate right into Derelict's food-enzymation roboorgans.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:00 pm
Axl wondered why the girl was spinning up in the air instead of just flat-out attacking, but decided to make use of the situation. Planning on where she would strike, he moved out of the way and charged up his supercalifragilizer.
"You have no chance to survive this encounter Girl! Use your time wisely!"
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:02 pm
The General's roboorgans were thoroughly stabulated, but his body was intelligorbed -- after spewing acidzymes at the Captain, it tore off a piece of the General's synthetified faceburator to repair the damaged Organy.
"GLORY TO ANDRO-TOBOR!" Suienheimer shouted and swung his vibrobastard wanser once more at the Captain, trying to strike his head clean off his -- what were they called? -- oh, yes, scholbers.
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Sui the foot doktor Vice Captain
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Jasper Riddle Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:02 pm
Axl93 Axl wondered why the girl was spinning up in the air instead of just flat-out attacking, but decided to make use of the situation. Planning on where she would strike, he moved out of the way and charged up his supercalifragilizer. "You have no chance to survive this encounter Girl! Use your time wisely!" The penmagiweapon crashed down in the predicted spot, sending sparks of black ink everywhere. Scowling, she swung upwards at an angle, drawing a thick black line across Axel's chest and face.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:05 pm
Jasper Riddle Axl93 Axl wondered why the girl was spinning up in the air instead of just flat-out attacking, but decided to make use of the situation. Planning on where she would strike, he moved out of the way and charged up his supercalifragilizer. "You have no chance to survive this encounter Girl! Use your time wisely!" The penmagiweapon crashed down in the predicted spot, sending sparks of black ink everywhere. Scowling, she swung upwards at an angle, drawing a thick black line across Axel's chest and face. Having experience with getting rid of drawn-on mustaches and smiley faces, Axel shed off the skin with the burning ink on it and aimed at the girl. "Prepare for demorphtification!"Axel said, as he fired his weapon.
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Jasper Riddle Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:08 pm
Axl93 Jasper Riddle Axl93 Axl wondered why the girl was spinning up in the air instead of just flat-out attacking, but decided to make use of the situation. Planning on where she would strike, he moved out of the way and charged up his supercalifragilizer. "You have no chance to survive this encounter Girl! Use your time wisely!" The penmagiweapon crashed down in the predicted spot, sending sparks of black ink everywhere. Scowling, she swung upwards at an angle, drawing a thick black line across Axel's chest and face. Having experience with getting rid of drawn on mustaches and smiley faces, Axel shed off the skin with the burning ink on it and aimed at the girl. "Prepare for demorphtification!"Axel said, as he fired his weapon. It hit her like a climactic gotta-save-the-world epiphany. Screaming, she was zappingly demorphtified back to her unMG state.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:09 pm
Suienheimer's arcing blade was much too high, and much too easily avoidable by simply tucking his head down and ducking beneath the vibrowanser. At this point, the Captain was incredibly thankful for facing only a single wanser; nine could be disasterous.
But without a pause, Tailos pulled the Dirk to the side, deconstructing Derelict's size robotissuates -- which would quickly be repairacaned by the faceburator -- and swung around in another full 540-degree.
Within that spin, the Dirk whisked around in a graceful slash up-and-outwards beneath the General's robotoneckular bloodoil pipulons. With Derelict slashing forwards, and body momentomism following, the Captain calcumafied a 70% chance of hitting a vital pipulon.
The acidzymes, however, he forgot about until they started burning into his fashionable Federation-assigned Captain's jacket. Insert much frowning and sighing.
But this battle was too Epic to stop thinking about.
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Sui the foot doktor Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:10 pm
The General Derelict exploded in a flurry of catulecules.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:12 pm
Jasper Riddle Axl93 Jasper Riddle Axl93 Axl wondered why the girl was spinning up in the air instead of just flat-out attacking, but decided to make use of the situation. Planning on where she would strike, he moved out of the way and charged up his supercalifragilizer. "You have no chance to survive this encounter Girl! Use your time wisely!" The penmagiweapon crashed down in the predicted spot, sending sparks of black ink everywhere. Scowling, she swung upwards at an angle, drawing a thick black line across Axel's chest and face. Having experience with getting rid of drawn on mustaches and smiley faces, Axel shed off the skin with the burning ink on it and aimed at the girl. "Prepare for demorphtification!"Axel said, as he fired his weapon. It hit her like a climactic gotta-save-the-world epiphany. Screaming, she was zappingly demorphtified back to her unMG state. "Perfect! You'll be captured in this episode, just as I planned!" Axel got his bag ready after the girl was done being demorptified, for demorptifications were truly beautiful sights. "Are you ready to give in yet?"
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:14 pm
Captain Tailos stood shakily. The battle was over? No, not a chance, not so easily. Even with a single strikufy from the Dirk was the General much stronger than a five-second death sequence. It would have been a drawn-out one with monologue and transferring knowledge of lost family records and histories.
The Captain picked up what was left of the explodified catulecules and examined them. "This has to be a fake..."
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:15 pm
Axl93 Jasper Riddle Axl93 Jasper Riddle Axl93 Axl wondered why the girl was spinning up in the air instead of just flat-out attacking, but decided to make use of the situation. Planning on where she would strike, he moved out of the way and charged up his supercalifragilizer. "You have no chance to survive this encounter Girl! Use your time wisely!" The penmagiweapon crashed down in the predicted spot, sending sparks of black ink everywhere. Scowling, she swung upwards at an angle, drawing a thick black line across Axel's chest and face. Having experience with getting rid of drawn on mustaches and smiley faces, Axel shed off the skin with the burning ink on it and aimed at the girl. "Prepare for demorphtification!"Axel said, as he fired his weapon. It hit her like a climactic gotta-save-the-world epiphany. Screaming, she was zappingly demorphtified back to her unMG state. "Perfect! You'll be captured in this episode, just as I planned!" Axel got his bag ready after the girl was done being demorptified, for demorptifications were truly beautiful sights. "Are you ready to give in yet?" She shook her head, panting. "Never, fiend!"
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Jasper Riddle Vice Captain
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Sui the foot doktor Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:16 pm
The catulecules lept to life in an instant, all echoing the same ridiculous three-HA'd laugh the General Derelict used. Angrily, they swarmed around the Captain, preparing to dismoleculantle him. A millionbillion feline voices cried, "GLORY TO ANDRO-TOBOR!"
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:17 pm
The catulecules stang like beestings. But there were over nine thoooousssand of them! The Captain leapt back, swatting out at the swarm with the Dirk and making silly gestures and obscene profanities.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:19 pm
Jasper Riddle Axl93 Jasper Riddle Axl93 Jasper Riddle Axl93 Axl wondered why the girl was spinning up in the air instead of just flat-out attacking, but decided to make use of the situation. Planning on where she would strike, he moved out of the way and charged up his supercalifragilizer. "You have no chance to survive this encounter Girl! Use your time wisely!" The penmagiweapon crashed down in the predicted spot, sending sparks of black ink everywhere. Scowling, she swung upwards at an angle, drawing a thick black line across Axel's chest and face. Having experience with getting rid of drawn on mustaches and smiley faces, Axel shed off the skin with the burning ink on it and aimed at the girl. "Prepare for demorphtification!"Axel said, as he fired his weapon. It hit her like a climactic gotta-save-the-world epiphany. Screaming, she was zappingly demorphtified back to her unMG state. "Perfect! You'll be captured in this episode, just as I planned!" Axel got his bag ready after the girl was done being demorptified, for demorptifications were truly beautiful sights. "Are you ready to give in yet?" She shook her head, panting. "Never, fiend!" "Then prepare for more dramatic and unneeded fighting! It's time I go all out for no reason on someone weaker than me other than that it's thrilling!" A Magical Boy transformation sequence was in order for Axel.
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