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Shadow laughed cheerfully at the Sanin showing up... Well at first... Really he was glad that everyone was having fun here. However as blond Elruda he laughed at the funny coincidence. Hey that's kind of funny... I was a student of Jiraiya! It suddenly sunk in as Akeru was grabbed and taken away, just what was happening. What!? DISOWNED!? WHAT DID I DO TO GET EVERY PERVERT IN THE WORLD MAD AT ME!? Shadow growled while looking towards the rocks, and then towards the Sanin running off into the sunset. He then began to bark orders Kakashi! Snap out of it, she looks like she's been around anyways! You take on the old man! Girls, you work on breaking his jutsu, i have to go beat the crap out of some Sanin and get back Obito! With that he took off, ripping through the paper prop sunset in anger...

They couldn't leave babe magnets team, yet they were interested in the antics of the kidnapper Sanin and the Crazy Flash. So the platform started moving but stopped halfway, so the scenes were split now. The scene next to the bridge was conveniently the counterpart to the Konoha tower, the Iwagakure Kage's office. Shadow jumped into the scene, his yellow shine gleaming in the lights. You! Legendary wench of Konoha, Legendary perv of the world! Give me back my student!!! Shadow blazed angrily, shaking his fist and his hair seeming to stand up out of frustration.

((Oh whoops i thought you just did the kiss to stun Kakashi, i didn't know you grabbed him. Imma do one more post then before Carlos... As funny as it would be to leave the women alone with a crazy old man. And so we can put it on note we should do the same thing as the fight system for traps (we both roll, if you get higher i get hit, if i get higher i dodge etc.) ))

Shadow gasped in fear at the dung balls falling from the ceiling, and quickly drew in a deep breath and covered his nose. An angry vein formed on his forehead at their antics, however he quickly noticed Kakashi on their backs. He foolishly wasted breath by yelling out loud. Kakashi!? What're you doing with that skank!? Wait... THE GIRLS!!! s**t!!! Because of giving that little speech he was almost out of breath already, the smell was already killing his precious nose, and he wasn't even breathing! He covered it some more, he knew he couldn't chase them since he wouldn't make it through the room. either way he couldn't leave the others on their own, now that he had finally noticed Kakashi with them. So he dived back into the bridge room, coughing as he went through. He accidentally breathed some of it in and it was making him want to throw up. He was feeling light headily sick, but he remembered why he came back, and stood up quickly, striking a palm out dramatically. STOP! Perverted old man! He coughed up some more, liking the fresh air. He really needed to enlist the three girls that were in the rock... However he had to worry about how first... And then he could worry about recapturing his stolen team mates

((Sorry i didn't notice you took Kakashi XD . ))

[[this is so wrong…. Soooo sooo very wrong. Does that techniqually make it right?]]

Marcus would cover his nose a bit and soon look behind his shoulder to the boy. “What the hell’s that smell? Can’t even get my freak on with such a stench in the air.” The old man would turn to look to boy and sighed a bit, “Good grief, what’s your deal anyway? Didn’t you go to chase down those two deserters of yours or something? I really don’t have time to deal with you ya know?”

The old man would turn around and look to the boy. The dome behind him was still fully formed and he was quite happy about the entire situation really. He glanced the boy over then sighed, “You’re not gonna stop coming till your in the ground are you?”

Marcus groaned a bit and soon began to spin his staff around, “Well, if it’s a woopin ya lookin for…” how country had he gone just then?

“Hold it right there!” a voice came from above them all. The old man would take his normal walking stance, hunched over and head held low. The voice was coming from above them. In the tree’s surrounding the bridge would be several Stone shinobi… FEMALE stone shinobi. All except one… the Tsuchikage who sat atop of comfortable looking seat. He glanced down to the people and then to the 4th.

“Hmmm so you’re the yellow guy of Konoha huh? Well then… lets… what the hell is that smell?” one of the women would come up to him and whisper in his ear what had transpired while he was talking with Crystal, “Huh? Really now… wow… your own people deserted on your a** and the only one still loyal is the one that’s suppose to desert… that… that just sucks man. Big balls. Big balls right there.”

Tsuchikage-sama would raise a hand and point to the Fourth, “Hey, one of you ladies mind washing up the yellow dork here?”

A woman moved forward and move her hands quickly. She was forming seals and soon the sound of rushing water began to flood the area and soon a huge torrent of water came rushing towards the stage.

[[Suiton: Daibaku no Jutsu (Water Release: Great Explosion Technique)
A technique that creates a massive tidal wave of water in all directions.]]

[[ Haha sadly i think wrong and right are more of a line than a circle, so wrong just makes it worst in worst until people eventually forget what right was! XD ))

Shadow was barely conscious from this stench. Damned sensitive nose! He kept his wits about him as best he could however. He looked up getting ready for a fight with the old man, but found himself face to face with a Tsuchikage. He liked the way the boy traveled, however couldn't help but snicker at his young appearance. As he spoke about how Shadow's situation 'sucked balls' Shadow went teary eyed and yelled

YOU'RE NOT MAKING THE SITUATION ANY BETTER YOU KNOW!!! His anger sparked up even more as he was referred to as 'the Yellow dork' Shadow opened his mouth to respond with another angry comment, however before he could he saw a large amount of water rushing at him. The only advantage to this he could see was maybe it would make the dome muddy enough to break down... His vision was incredibly feint do to the smell, however he could see well enough that jumping up would be a reasonable dodge. agh! What the hell!? I'm not the one whose smelly! It's your stupid office! He wasn't sure if they could hear him because the water was soon on him, which he tried to avoid with a jump

[[A DUAL!?! YUGIOH!? Haha alright, imma edit after my dodge post since this is already typed, so i'll respond with my edit ]]

Shadow barely jumped up over the water. He did a flip and looked at Roy. He was getting angry at the bombardments and insults. I have had it up to here with you're Iwagakure-rian sass! As they landed and the stadium came out Shadow looked at Roy with a raised eyebrow. There was a moment of silence and then Shadow looked left and right... He put his hands together to break a part of the lower level Genin's Genjutsu, making it so the yellow was in streaks. He looked at Roy with a very series look, he was more angry at was about to happen to his pride.

Alright, if ANY of you laugh at this i will kill you! He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a worn deck. It had seemed Shadow was a closet Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan. Just call me Yami, baby! Hm, i thought I was supposed to be the short one![/colo]r he snickered cockily as he took his place on the stadium, and began shuffling his deck

Cronos just walked in to the backstage. The play was already going on and due to Cronos training he completely forgotten about the play. He had to play Dan who did something at some point in time in history in Konoha blah blah. Cronos had no idea who Dan was all he had was a picture he had blue hair and he was the lover of Tsunade who was the fifth hokage. Cronos quickly dressed up and put on his the blue wig. "Ok time for the final touch"Cronos quickly made some hand signs "Henge no Jutsu" Cronos said as he looked at the picture before him. Cronos not knowing that messed up now looks like Might Guy with the wig on instead of Dan. Cronos had studied his lines the night before and was pretty sure he could do this. "Already its time for my time to shine"Cronos said as he ran on to the stage. "Dynamic Entry" Cronos yelled as flew though the air never actually practiced this move missed up and hit part of the stage. Cronos looked up and saw stars "Son of b***h that hurt"Cronos looked back at the audience and quickly regain his composure and ended with Guy classic thumbs up and shiny smile.

Shadow snickered at Roy cringing, he had obviously struck a funny bone, which was good considering the bombardment of insults he was facing a moment earlier. It was now Shadow's turn, so he reached down and drew a card, and then began to form a plan he could do with his cards. Shadow looked for a long moment before grinning happily. He put one card face down in the back row, and then put a monster down.

I summon 'Pervert Hermit' in attack mode! A man with a bald head appeared, with a white mustache and beard. To top that off there was a giant turtle shell on his back. Shadow then grinned. Now i play, cheap anime knock off personality! He played another card from his hand, and then next to the pervert hermit appeared... Was that Jiraya!? Shadow grinned, you couldn't attack when you only had one monster, and the opponent had multiple traps. However now Shadow had monsters that could afford to die. Attack, Jiraya-sama! he then rushed towards Mobile Suit Gundam [Imma guess you have some defense so that's all i'm saying, if you do then that's the last thing i do for my turn]

Shadow smirked at Roy. I'll have you know that i have a 'corporate' deck. It's power is in the way producers produce crap in order to keep the fanboys satisfied! He said this all with a grin on his face, totally forgetting about the fact that he was supposed to be Minato right now...

As he saw the appearance of Shinratsu(as Sandaime) he almost jumped, kind of unprepared to see a preteen looking the part of a middle aged man without using a henge. Rai didn't really say anything in response as he was told that he was doing fine with his part. He didn't really know much about what he was doing. Having never acted before. Rai thought about it as he got in place to play Orochimaru. He found Elruda before the lighting changed. He didn't know her, but knew she was the one playing a blonde girl. It seemed for the time being his place was listening to the girls monologue. So he would play the part. His eyes half focused on the people watching the play, half focused on Tsunade. His part would follow soon.

His eyes focusing on her hand that was on her necklace, like he was trying to focus on the symbolism that the necklace held for her. He absorbed the words that she spilled to him. "Tsunade.. You focus on your emotions too much. This is all something that the council has decided on for the expansion and stability of the village. They are focusing on the future.. not on the current situation. And you should know that power will corrupt any person. If you feel that's the case.. Then stand up and do something. Your grandfather didn't give you that necklace just as a gift that is meaningless. Holding it means something to your family." He has a small hiss to his voice, thinking that would put a serpent like twist on the character. He figured that's how he was supposed to play this part. Then he held his hand halfway over his face, shaking his head. "As for Jiraiya, you know I think he is the weakest and lacks more intelligence of the three of us. He has potential for growth.. but fails often." All this time the expressions on his face as Orochimaru didn't change. Either Rai didn't know how to play it, or thats how it was supposed to be?

Then all the sudden as Orochimaru spoke his name, it seemed that Jiraiya had appeared. Only to take a strong fist from the Slug princess. "Poor Shin" he had thought to himself under the surface. He then stepped toward the two of them with his eyes half narrowed. "Thats enough, Tsunade. Save some for the Stone nins." His eyes shifting to that necklace again. As if the mind of Orochimaru was already suffering from devious thoughts all the way back during that war. Not knowing of his future endeavors yet.

((We're a little out of sequence so the first part is well before Cronos had showed up. Oh gawd...we could have Orochimaru's opinion later on the scene at the end of page 15 when Jiraiya and Tsunade defects from Konoha... They beat him to it. xDD

The Gai/Dan and the Sannins are on a different set than the duel between the Tsuchikage vs Yondaime...which is the bridge scene.))

"Great-grandfather's necklace?" She rounded - angrily - on her teammates. "This cursed thing...took my brother's life!" Jiraiya laid a comforting hand on her shoulder...

But then, as Orochimaru continued... "Hey!" Protested Shin to the jab at his portrayed character's intelligence. "Stop speaking of me as if I'm not here!" Folding his arms and with one blue eye closed and the other partly open (as if at a squint) at Raisuke, Shinratsu continued. Jiraiya, after all, being Jiraiya...was supposed to be comedy relief on the scene.

"Oh yeah, by the way Orochimaru...what's this I hear about you and little boys? ...certainly it's not true?"

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The revolving stage had...well...revolved again as that weird orange guy exited to the Konoha forest scene. What the hell? How come he had his own scene? Who was he anyways! But Shin seemed to know him... So 'Tsunade' and the others (others as in 'Jiraiya', 'Kakashi', and 'Jiraiya' dragging an unconscious 'Obito') entered through one of the exits to the set and she scowled as he introduced himself as 'Dan'...

"Oh no you don't..." Said the Hyuuga princess with a huff. "Something as butt-UGLY as you sure as hell ain't my boyfriend... I mean...who'll date YOU? Those eyebrows must've come from the Inferno...sixth circle at least, or seventh... Sh-eh-Jiraiya...get rid of the termite would you?" Elruda completely ignored the crowd's gasp as she pointed to the 'termite' - Tsunade was condoning the murder of Dan!?

((Following Carlos' system just for this play... Everyone has 100 Hp...S rank Jutsu takes 50 Hp and C rank takes 20. You could do 5 actions, or one B-rank Jutsu or higher per post. You can only get knocked out...and if you're knocked out...you could revive Cronos gradually. xDD

'Battle System' Reference for the play: http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?page=15&t=16017212#193639251))

Hp: 100/100
15/20 Points

Shinratsu sighed. "I'm very sorry..." Though the Sannin Jiraiya stared suspiciously at the piece of prop in his hand...a weird ring of sorts that he was given when the actors were preparing...he channeled his chakra through the weird ring thing anyways. Interesting...it was easier to mold chakra...? His Hyouton took on a clearly animated form...a black dragon of ice with crimson, glowing eyes... An amplification device huh...well anyways... "Go get him!" And the dragon, with a feral roar, flew towards Cronos...

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Hyoton: Kokuryubo Fusetsu (Ice Release: Black Dragon Outburst Snowstorm)
The user creates a black dragon stream with red eyes that is sent towards the opponent.
Rank: S
Hit = 50 damage

Hp: 100/100
16/20 Points

That wasn't all, however.

As soon as the Dan/Gai hybrid would be distracted by the dragon, with speed only a Hyuuga could have, Elruda leapt into the air and brought her foot down. However...even she was unready for the following surprise...when a crater-like indent was left in her wake on the ground... Woah. Wicked props... Grinning evilly, 'Tsunade' gutted the Dan/Gai hybrid with her first strike, swiftly followed by others - effectively knocking Cronos out for the count. Looks like her amplification device - the what she thought was a plastic prop of the Senju necklace - reversed the performance of her Juuken Kempo...so unfortunately for Cronos, even if it was a mockery, those 'Gouwan' punches did have force - lots of it.

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Tsutenkyaku (Painful Sky Leg)
This is basically just a kick down from the air, where the user uses their marvelous strength to create a gigantic crater and an earth-quake like effect to the surrounding area.
Rank: C
Hit = 20 Damage

Gouwan (Strong Arm)
Gouwan is a taijutsu style used by the Senju clan. The user would first build up a high amount of chakra in their fist before releasing all of the chakra in an instant in order to create destructive attacks, capable of cratering an entire area.
Rank: C
Hit = 20 damage each