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 Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:37 am
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:41 am
So then I was all lik-
Oh hey Irvine
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:41 am
EDIT DOUBLE POST
WHAT THE ******** IS THAT, LPS?
DONT YOU POST THAT s**t HERE.
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:43 am
They were greeted by a big wizard with a long white bear and a pointy hat
Then he kissed her and their lips met, like fire.
Dally’s face fell off.. she could not believe it!
“Aight!” said Dumbledore “I will now sort you into the hat”
Jut then Mystique came out of the fire she was naked but she didn’t have nipples.
She pulled out her blackberry and txted hiei, “HIEI I AM A CHAO” he came right over. (I don't... know what to bold here...)
“THAT’S IT” he shouted “You boys will c** have a talk with me in my office” and they left.
Meanwhile Edward and Draco were upstairs in Dumbeldores house. They were sitting on his bed cuz he said they were out of cars.
The three of them mated downstairs to Professors Macnoggle’s orifice (if this isn't trolling, I have lost faith in humans)
I.. it... ********.
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:46 am
Edward bust into the room and saw them making woopie and had a look of sheer whore on his face. He balls dropped, he could not believe what he was saving. In his head he saw that his doorest Bella was in danger.. but in his yes he was seeing that it was not the chaste at all. Bella was indeed riding Snape’s c**k with her p***y, and she happy.
He ran away as fast as his feet could carry him.
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:47 am
I still think some of those 'fic writers are do retarded, they have no business being anywhere near the internet.
...Let alone a computer.
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:48 am
Even if they are doing it to troll, that is murdering the English language. Those aren't acceptable conversational slip ups. They are writing things they expect people to read. Hell, I go back and spell check my forum posts. I want them to drown in ink, it is a poetic and romantic way for such criminals to go.
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:50 am
I want to make this fic into a comic.
Especially the part about Dumbledore's long white bear.
And when he takes them to c** in his bed or something.
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:50 am
Yeah, the spelling and grammar are quite atrocious. [fancy] But at the same time I find this thing hilarious, so I just keep reading.
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:52 am
I just cant read those. I have tried to read bad fanfics before, but I seriously can't do it. If I was into torturing myself I would stab myself or something, but not this.
@ Deca WHAT THE ******** IS THAT
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:53 am
He's not called The Big Show for nothing wink
He's wearing something under, it's just a ******** is all
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:54 am
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:55 am
Decavolty He's not called The Big Show for nothing wink He's wearing something under, it's just a ******** is allGet him outta here, I definitely don't want my mind ******** by that. A big guy with no pants is one thing, but a mechanical bull just makes it some kind of redneck nightmare.
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:56 am
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