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 Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:14 pm
With the push, Captain Katamari began his rollin'.
Right at Suienheimer. Insults or otherwise, Derelict was on his ship uninvited, without beer, and certainly not well-dressed. Another part was that Tailos didn't actually know what a Snorgailtif was.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:20 pm
Captain Katamari taken care of, Jasper kicked off the bulkfloor and careened at the crashed plexiglassicle cover. Poking her penmagiweapon in prow, she plowed into the plexiglassicle and proceeded to pencil in the problem gap.
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Jasper Riddle Vice Captain
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Sui the foot doktor Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:22 pm
Tailos With the push, Captain Katamari began his rollin'.
Right at Suienheimer. Insults or otherwise, Derelict was on his ship uninvited, without beer, and certainly not well-dressed. Another part was that Tailos didn't actually know what a Snorgailtif was. Incredibly, the Tobor was capable of reading minds (he heard it sometimes happened in battlegion-playing games; unnatural but absolutely acceptable) and shot alcoholitrons out of his optical occipital lobular eyelids. They hit the Katamari and stuck. "YOU SEE, CAPTAIN TAILOS," the General treoflittted, "I HAVE BROUGHT BOTH ALCOHOLIC REFRESHMENTS AND YOUR DOOM."
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:26 pm
"Derelict is taking awhile.He tends to take only 15 megrobors. Most unusual. Stiny, prepare to board the Soulbounty."
Axel was feeling a tad nervous, this being his first boarding.
Axel raised the paramaribolizers and was instantly transported next to the despised Starship.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:28 pm
Andro-Tobors were obviously impaired as to the ways and workings of Katamaris, even after being part of one and forming a star only two episodes back. As the alcoholitrons stuck to the magitapicular gluhesion moleculars of the katamari, they simply did nothing but stick.
And made the katamari ball grow in size.
"Thanks for the beer, Suienheimer. Now get out of my ship," the Captain yelled from within the protectosphericals of Jasper's katamari, bearing down atop of the General from the newly formed heightomeres from the enlarged katamari.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:30 pm
"BUT CAPTAIN TAILOS. THE PARTY HAS JUST BEGUN, AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN CUT THE DOOM CAKE YET!" the General derelicted.
With his vibrowansers spinning vibroly, he began to cut at the Katamari.
Mostly, they just got stuck and he had to pull them away.
Angry, he turned extraplusgoldifrond and chargin'ed his lazer. A blue beam of moleculodemogrification shot from his food vacuole while space angels sang of its glory.
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Sui the foot doktor Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:32 pm
Axel came inside the Soulbounty to see a Katamari rolling around with swords and alcoholic beverages attached. Seeing General Derelict, Axel knew suggesting a retreat would anger the great Suienheimer, so he decided to go down and search the ship for any Magical Girls.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:36 pm
A mighty protectobubble it might be, but even katamaris weren't immunified to everything. The blue beem of chargin'd lazers moleculodemogrified the sphere and it popped. Loudly. Complete with that routine popping sound. Somewhere outside the ship, space angels imploded with the sheer force of the universe's katamari being torn asunderated.
Tailos - from his high seat inside the sphere - vaulted forwards, flailing his hands and Dirk in a rather comedic fashion. It was, however, special Federation combat artisticals, allowing aerodynamificatings to set him down on his feet. The Dirk of Lesser Endless Felines was ready for battle.
And it wanted to taste some Andro-Tobor bloodoil.
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Sui the foot doktor Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:39 pm
The General's nine vibrowansers wanted Humanoform blood just as the Dirk wanted Tobor bloodoil. "I WILL SATE THE CALL OF MY VIBROWANSER," the General saigred aloud, rather stupidly, might I add, and performed an eloquent flourish of his hand before turning all of his vibrowansers into one absurdly giant vibrobastard wanser. It required all of one hand to wield, leaving the other robotatchments to dance around, whether they danced around Captain Tailos's throat or the sacred places of Magical Girls (by Jove!).
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:43 pm
From nine to one, the vibrowanser advantage slowly ebbed out of existiencials. The Andro-Tobor General was looking for something of a fairer fight, perhaps, or simply just wanted to tear out a Federation Captain's throat with his bare digitachments? He didn't know. In his hand, neither did the Dirk as it began to hum faintly.
It was chargin'.
And as in all classical movie fashion, Tailos leapt forwards, a humanolion in grace and power as the Dirk came through in a hawklike swoop. From the blades danced nanocats, the finest demolecularisation moleculars known to the Federation - and quite possibly, the universe.
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Jasper Riddle Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:44 pm
Jasper grimaced at the messy scribble-in fixjob she'd done. Hopefully the power of the Force--or Farce, she wasn't sure--would hold until a proper fixjob repair could be done.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:46 pm
The General had prepared for the Dirk's special attack, and fired his lazer off at the exact moment of their release. The nanocats were vaporized into thousands of adorable mewling embers.
"HOW DO YOU LIKE ZIPPOCAT NOW, CAPTAIN TAILOS? PREPARE FOR DOOM!"
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Sui the foot doktor Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:50 pm
Aha! My First prey. Mustn't startle her, just quickly and stealthily get the job done...
Axl tiptoed to the Magical Girl, preparing to capture her for the Crozuilis.
"You shall be a great test subject!" Axel said, not realizing he said it aloud until the girl turned around.
Axl cursed in his native language, where you could only pronounce words if you had a ton of peanut butter with you and a lot of helium.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:50 pm
Reoxygenomation had started up in the ship, after Magical Girl Jasper Riddle had successfully closed up the plexiglasside hole. As such, the Captain opened his mouth to take in a large vacuole of aeration to the aerobic. During this, the nanocats were vaporised by the lazers given off by the General.
But the Dirk itself still continued to move. Even without the nanocats, there was still a blade to tearify the robocircuiticulations of the Andro-Tobor.
"And how do you like pain, General Derelict?"
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Sui the foot doktor Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:53 pm
"PAIN IS A SYMBOL OF YOUR DOOM, CAPTAIN TAILOS," the General said, flipping over the Captain and the Dirk. He used his free hands to do a quick handspring off the cerebral case of Tailos and then swung his vibrobastard sword down hard, hoping to destroy Captain Tailos through brain destablificonians.
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