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I feel like...if I wanted to see the same things in a Mirror that I see in Porn, I'd have to find some other people to ******** ******** while looking in the mirror, than it's hard to enjoy because I'm so busy making sure the mirror doesn't fall over, or the angle's good, and the lighting is right, and I could see everything....it's gotta be a pretty big mirror, but not too big cuz than i feel like there's actually someone else in the room getting ********, than I feel left out; no, it's gotta be like looking through a Window/Screen.....
LPS there are a LOT of reasons why a Mirror just doesn't cut it.

Also, Deca faps to this girls' d**k-shaped nose:

CANT UNSEE gonk

I'd retort with ******** YOU, but you'd take me up on it, Med. mad

*chases after with a table* scream

also lps faps to me ;D

faps to red hot chili peppers

oh wait that's probably true

EHH TABLE! gonk

Also, Cookeh faps to Hotguy85's fake pics:

Faps to the adjective bamf

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