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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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 Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 9:07 pm
Palpatine: Good... Good... Let the Gatorade flow through you, and complete your journey to the championship.
Announcer: Gatorade. The drink of Sith Lords.
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:06 am
Palpatine: Okay, it's Imperial Rolemodel Day, blah blah blah. We have to all talk about who our role models are... guess I'll go first.... so, I'm totally a fan of the Sith Emperor.... the first one.... Darth Vitiate. My kinda man
Darth Vader: Ya, well, I dig Malgus. Even kinda looks like me, cept he forgot to put his helmet on
Luke: I.... uh..... my role model is my dad?
Darth Vader: That's me.
Luke: THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT's IMP-
Han: Hey, shut it kid, my turn. So, uh, when I was little, I was rescued by this Jedi with yellow facepaint. Forget his name.... but despite him being a Jedi and rescuing my life, I don't believe in hokey religions
Leia: When I grow up, I want to be the wife of a nerf herder. there, I said it. Sue me.
Chewbacca: Rawwrrllghlaalwhlhrr rraawwhhwlhejkehekjr, rawhrw rawhrw.
C-3PO: He said he wants to be a great warrior, like his father, Attichituk.
Artoo: Bleep bleep whooooooooooooooo ka-bleep?
C-3PO: No, I most certainly do NOT want to be a pilot droid. You've forgotten how much I hate space travel!
Mace Windu: When I get old.... I want to be a bad a**
Yoda: Bad a**, you are..... gym trainer, I will be
Darth Maul: I want to be a MMA fighter. Or a breakdancer. Whichever pays more.
Lando: Always been my dream to be a CPA. Best way to woo the ladies.... help with their taxes
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 8:08 pm
Vader: A smuggler came up to me one day and asked if I wanted to do spice, so I lightsabered his a**. Don't do drugs, kids.
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 4:46 pm
Aurra sing: I wonder if I get radio on this thing? Aurra sing radio available now.
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:48 am
PIMP MY SPEEDER!  Weeknights at 8pm local time on the Gangstanet Channel
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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 8:41 pm
Dooku: It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Force... but by our skills at a children's card game.
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:30 pm
Anakin: I summon, Dark Jedi Cultist Girl, in defense mode!
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:23 pm
Grievous: let's play some basketball
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 7:42 pm
"Admiral, our monster just got taken out!"
"It's a trap card!"
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