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 Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:36 am
So this thread is pretty self-explanatory. Just post up some lines you'll never hear from Star Wars characters.
Lemme start:
"I love you Luke. lEt's set aside our differences and be the best of friends."
-Kyp Durron
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:56 am
I am actually a little deaf kid. When Darth Vader comes down behind me I can't hear his evil music and so I can't get out of the way. Why is it always me who has to send us into hyperspace while your all in the back playing space chess. The thing I hate the most is that little shiny b*****d, he comes up behind me and keeps going :Beep:.
-Chewie
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:18 am
To whom it may concern:
After seeing what I have done to the universe, I have decided to leave it. I have brought nothing but pain and suffering to all those I love and care about. I am a coward, a fool and a bumbler, and I have let one of the most evil men in history rise to power. I am truly sorry I have ever entered this world. Annie, Obi wan, Your highness, I bid you fare well. I do not make this choice lightly but it is the only option that would benefit the galaxy. I will take my own life, using the ancient suicide ritual of my people, of choking to death on my own tongue. ashes to ashes and dust to dust. Goodbye everyone. and may the force be with you.
Sincerly
Jared Jaranus Binks esq
P.S. yes, I do speak perfect basic. I have tragically been a life long sufferer of a bozarre speach inpediment. I just wanted to clear that up.
-Note found on the scene of Jar Jar Binks' suicide
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:23 am
Alright, I'm sorry. It was my fault.
-Han
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 1:29 pm
I don't want to hunt people anymore. I'd rather take up sewing.
- Boba Fett.
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 1:57 pm
Nelowulf I don't want to hunt people anymore. I'd rather take up sewing. - Boba Fett.
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:01 pm
I'm wearing no underpants.
-The Emperor
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:38 pm
I'm sorry for all the backstabing, treason and basically info supplying to the enemy that i've done over the past few years.
-Kuati Senator Viqi Shesh
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:03 pm
In order to help protest against the high prices of legalized spice, I am going to fast. it is a far stronger message than using assasins or bounty hunters.
-Jabba the Hutt
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:35 pm
*while stroking lukes lightsaber on the 2nd death star*
You wonder why I stroke this so? I used to have a cat. His name was Mr. Biggleswalker.
-The Emperor
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:46 pm
Ah, screw it, lets take the offensive against the Imperial Remnant. Hell, while we're at it, lets kill Fey'lya and use the Dark Side to do it. Huzzah for the Dark Side!
-Luke Skywalker
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:48 pm
I never wanted to be a bounty hunter. I always wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!
-Greedo
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:56 pm
May I suggest propelling me onto the enemy craft by shooting me out of the concussion missle tube?
See-Threepio
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:14 pm
Friend? No, Don't run away! Gimme a hug!
-Rancor
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:46 pm
You know what? I'm sick of running this galaxy like a sickened dictator. Guards, please escort me to a court for trial on a number of accounts.
-Emperor Palpatine
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