PETITION THE GODS....

[olddaysgone]

Dionysus: Granted! But you also obtain his fiery hair and big nose...talk to aphrodite on that part

Aphrodite: Can you get a girl to like me?  

[bebibebi]

Aphrodite:Sure, But she'll leave you with 12 children, and go off to marry someone else in the future.

Zeus: can you make me rich and powerful?  

[olddaysgone]

Zeus: Defiently! but you promise me that you'll give me the 'time of my life' as soon as I grant it!


Hephaestos, make me a sword that can easily slice through anything!  

[charaxxfallen]

hephaestus: granted but you'll slice through your leg.
hades can I play with the Cerberus?  

[Melios the Hoplite]

Hades: Yes, but your his chew toy now.

Zeus, may I have a jacket made of Nemean lion hide?  

[bebibebi]

Zeus: Granted, but it once belonged to a fat slob that used to hug it and slobber on it at night, and other gross stuff that I'd rather not mention them. DX

persephone, can you make the philippines have all four seasons?  

[bebibebi]

(the one above is wrong. XDD)

Zeus: Granted, but it once belonged to a fat slob that used to hug it and slobber on it at night, and other gross stuff that I'd rather not mention. DX

persephone, can you make the philippines have all four seasons?  

[coffeebeancloud]

Persephone: Actually, you'll need to ask my mom for that one. I'm just the reason why she made the seasons change!

Demeter, could you perhaps give me a sacred tree of your's?  

[Philo_Clio]

Demeter: sure, but everytime you sit under it, youll get a twig in a rather uncomfortable place, and you wont be able to remove them.

Dionysus... make my enemies insane xd please? 4laugh  

[olddaysgone]

Dionysus Of COURSE! but they'll come and try to kill you every 5 minutes for the rest of your miserable life! Isn't that great!!? blaugh

Apollo, can you make me play the guitar well?  

[charaxxfallen]

apollo: granted but you'll have insane fan-guys : yes guys : chase after you for the rest of your life.
neptune, can i have a horse.  

[Melios the Hoplite]

charaxxfallen

apollo: granted but you'll have insane fan-guys : yes guys : chase after you for the rest of your life.
neptune, can i have a horse.

(neptune is roman, not greek lol)  

[Philo_Clio]

but we know who she means so....

Poseidon (Neptune) : yes... you can have one of Diomedes horses... the man-eating ones.

Aphrodite, make is so i NEVER fall in love EVER. thanks!  

[Dionysus or Bacchus]

Aphrodite: Granted, however, you will now become the most desirable woman in the world.

Hey Ares, tell me your secret to getting those big rippling muscles of yours?  

[-x-Mini-Cakes-x-]

Ares: Of course but your muscles will become so big they explode

Artemis can I have a bow and arrow? Please?