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Imriel's Cure for the Common Cod

Recipe: Using the stem of an odorous nightshade, stir two pinches of sun dew gathered in the first hour of dawn and a wisp of toad spit, to taste, in an off-white porcelain bowl. Turn bowl withershins and whisper this incantation:

"Pafloovity! If that kukutar thinks he can top my cod, I'll eat my hat!"

Look left and right in a suspicious fashion with a smug grin on your face before massaging cod with the concoction. Grill and serve.

Warning: Most common side effect is hat eating.

When you say October 23, midnight, does that mean the transition between the 22nd and the 23rd or the transition between the 23rd and 24th? >w<;;

Recipe:
Make a Hodgepodge pot from spreading a thin amount around the inside of a pot and letting it dry, layer by layer. When done, place over 20 glow sticks and one rabid hamster (in a cage for safety precautions). If the pot begins to melt, add some chunks of potatoes into the hamster cage. You will need a bat boogie's amount of radioactive green sludge to stabalize the mixture. While the sludge simmers over the glow-stick fire, mash a handful of elderberries with sunny yellow socks that have been washed. Transfer all the fresh elderberry juice with the socks into the hodgepodge pot. Just take the sock, let it soak up the juice and then wring it out over the mixture.After that, add some leek stems but sure to hollow out the leek stems before dumping it into the mixture. Take away the glow sticks and hamster and recite the incantation. While reciting, do a silly little rain dance and spin around 7 1/2 times. The mixture should be crystallized if you've followed the correct instructions!

Incantation:
Shout it, Pattalti!
Sebastendum mistakes with Pattali!
He tastes just like Macoroni!

Result:
A year's supply of Insta-brand Insta-water

(( To re-activate the insta-water, add water over a small piece of crystal mixture. ))

Recipe:
On the night of the New Moon take a big mixing pot and a couple of ingredients to a small cave with at least 20 toadstools growing within. Start by carefully pouring about a gallon of saturated fairy fart; not a bit less nor a bit more. Then you stir in five rotten apples until the color starts turning into an olive color. If that doesn't happen then start again. So if it did work you add a pound of raw fish meat and start boiling the water at a something relevantly near 330-350 degrees. Next up find a fresh sapling from an acantha plant. Make sure the color of the plant is a nice russet color before you add it. If you have a sour shipoopi plant handy you might want to add it into the mix. It's not required, but it is guaranteed to improve the nasty taste.

Incantation:
Acorteha lemeha,
Sorrid florid,
Agaytheia mythia,
Souten Koi~

Result: A Drink of Eternal Youth

If not prepared correctly side effects may include: Nausea, heart ache, internal bleeding, lost of sight, headaches, and maybe even death. Saspra Co. is not responsible for anything that may or may not happen to you after drinking the Potion.

I am co-bidding with Slander, and would like to add 2mil to her previous bid for duality (Angel/Demon)

Nitemare Scarf (approx. 4.44 mil) + 2mil = 6.4mil

Hello, Lady in the Golden Wood referred me here! OwO

A delicious treat with spell set #3~!


Recipe:

On a crescent-moon night, peel a leek stem with your hands behind your back. (This is most important - peeling it with your hands in front of you will result in the spell misfiring, most likely turning you or someone you love into a small apple for two hours.) Take the peel and throw it over your left shoulder, then walk away.

Prepare a concoction of elderberries (75%) and candy corn (25%), mashed into a paste. Be very careful with your proportions! Place this hodgepodge in front of a cave, and, making sure that you have the peeled leek stem, wait until the bats return from their nightly hunting trip. Bats are strongly attracted to candy corn, as any true trick-or-treat enthusiast knows. Wait until the bats land in and consume the paste. Provided you have followed the recipe properly, the elderberries in the paste will make the bats woozy, enough to counter the hyperactive effect of the candy corn. You should easily be able to capture a bat or two and use the leek stem to scrape out their little noses.

With bat boogies now in hand (or on the stick, as we assume and certainly hope you prefer), you may return to your cauldron. Throw the stick and the bat boogies in, and add three cups of apple cider. (Not hard apple cider, please, or the potion may catch fire.) Add two pinches of sebastendum (a humane alternative to the traditional eye of newt, etc. - the modern witch must be eco-conscious, after all!) and then funnel in a small amount of your own breath, blown through a hollow straw. (We prefer the variety that comes with a cheeky paper umbrella. Crazy straws are not recommended.)

Allow the resulting sludge to reduce for half an hour. When chunks begin to form, dance counter-clockwise around the cauldron precisely three and four-eighths times. Yell "Hey! Hey! Hey!" twice in succession before turning your back to the concoction. Toss in a handful of crystallized pattalti (the modern witch's choice in the absence of bird spittle and cat footfall), then wait until you hear a strange belching sound.


Incantation: Once you hear the sound, do not, I repeat, DO NOT turn around. Simply close your eyes and say the incantation in a clear, firm voice: "Pardon me, good sir, but your manners are appalling! And the smell, dear gods, have you NO decency?!"

Result: Provided that you followed the steps above precisely, the resulting small sludge-golem will happily venture out on Hallowe'en and trick-or-treat with you (if you desire twice the candy) or FOR you (if you'd rather stay home and relax).

If you did not follow the steps, the little rascal will most likely toilet-paper and egg your entire neighborhood. Whoops! In the event of a misfire of this nature, might I recommend my very own "Clean-Up Golem" spell preparation? biggrin

Sir?

Where are you going, sir?

D:

Wooo~ :'3


Recipe:
Using a medium pot over high heat, mix together 3 large bat boogies and 3-5 chunks of marble cheese. (MUST be marble! No other cheese will work!) Bring to boil, then take the resulting sludge off heat and let cool for two hours. Walk around the pot at least three times while waiting and make sure to remember to say, 'OMG Ewwwwww~'.
Next, make a hodgepodge of 1 leek stem, a handful of elderberries and 2 cups milk. Make sure to recite the Monty Python elderberries joke while doing so. (You're mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!) Add sludge and mix well.

Sprinkle with crystallized pineapple, do a little dance and say the following incantation:

Hollow, full, heavy, light.
Pray to the gods that this spell is done right.
Pattalti rem nix tridenum.
Sebastendum oriallay cionum!

Result:
1 quart 'OMG So Shineee Pala Shampoo'