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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:28 am
Granted, but the teachers had mixed up your grades finals with next years finals so you did finals that were too hard for you grade.
I wish my brother wasn't so annoying
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 7:49 am
Granted. It lasted for half a second?
I wish I have a white christmas next year.
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 6:56 pm
Granted, but sadly, its snow from those evil snowmen in "christmas craze" over here at the guild.
I wish my brother acted... less mean to be.
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:13 pm
Granted but now he's ten times more annoying
I wish I had a boyfriend
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NarutoUzumaki sexynojutsu
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:36 am
granted, but he is an overweight Dungeon Master in several Dungeons and Dragons Campaignes.
I wish I had a Caucasion Ovchorka named Cuddles.
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Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 9:42 am
Granted, but then everyone was jealous and kept stealing Cuddles until one day, Cuddles decided, "enough with this," packed his bags, and left, and now lives in Barbados with Elvis and the real Mickey Mouse.
I wish I wasn't so cold.
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Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 1:23 pm
Granted. You now live in the middle of the Sahara Desert.
I wish a had a life.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 9:40 pm
Granted. But you will only have it for a week.
I wish i was a brilliant poet.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:55 pm
Granted: Your brilliance causes depression and you kill yourself.
I wish I would get into mad school
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:52 pm
granted, but you are kicked out after a semester due to being far to sane for the curriculum.
i wish Hollywood would stop making remakes of my childhood television series' as well as horror films.
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:25 pm
Granted, but instead they start creating extreamly happy-go-lucky films that you must watch.
I wish that I could glomp Draco Malfoy.
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:55 pm
Granted, but he shoots you in the face immediately afterward, and you die a slow painful death. Also, he was covered in maple syrup.
J'espere le person qui j'aime m'aime.
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Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:41 pm
Granted, but your tounge shrivels up and you can never speak that language again. (whatever it was) I wish the world wasn't overpopulated.
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:55 pm
Granted, but the wish understands your request as total human eradication and everyone vanishes from the face of the earth.
I wish for life to have a pause menu to which one can change the difficulty levels.
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 8:10 pm
Granted, but it pauses you as well, so your stuck... forever.
I wish i could fly.
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