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 Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:16 pm
Oooh. I've got more!
DON'T
661) Ask the doctor what Gallifrey looked like when it burned
662) Ask the doctor why the daleks could do something that the timelords couldn't
663) Ask how young he'll look when he is in his 12th body
664) Ask why does he get cuter when he gets older
665) Ask if he has a split personality
666) Ask if he ever had a thing for the TARDIS
667) Ask if his sonic screwdriver is as long as his...
66 cool Use the psychic paper to make yourself Kirk and the Doctor Spak
669) Ask why he doesn't call friends and then say "if you had any to call"
670) Read his diary and e-mail it to ALL of his companions
including the master
671) Ask was he ever high on a...
Cyberman/Dalek/any incarnation of the Master
672) put the doc on a blind date with the Master
673) Go and insult the
1st/2nd/6th/9th incarnation of the doc
674)Tell the 4th incarnation he was high
Hmmm...let me get to 675
675) Make a love letter to
the master/captain Jack signed "XXXOOO YOUR DOCTOR heart "
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:23 pm
676) Ask if you could watch those old VHS tapes the doctor has lying around, the could be a hermethisomething.
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:23 pm
677) Take a picture of The Doctor in the shower,
photoshop a pink shower cap and rubber ducky in,
send it to Jack, and have him use his mighty PC skills
to forward it to everyone in the world!
Mwaah haa ha!
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 9:24 pm
676: insist that the Doctor only says Timelords are sterile so he can get away with not wearing a condom (my dad said that one)
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 6:56 pm
gonk
677:Ask why he was a j*****s in Waters of Mars.
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 5:53 pm
678: The Doctor will never sing "A whole new world" to me and I should stop asking (saw it on a button)
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 6:35 pm
679: tell the doctor he is not smarter than a penut.
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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 4:28 am
680: Flit around the Tardis carrying a diary that's a replica of Riversong's
681: Scream spoilers every time he gets interested in the contents of said diary.
682: Call him "Sweety," he is 903 years old and should be treated as such.
683: Use the Tardis as a cab.
684: SITTING. ON. THE. CONSOLE.
DO. NOT. DO. IT.
685: Suggest that the only reason that he didn't get down and dirty with Amy was because his libido is that of a mummy.
Non-existant.
685: Suggest that it's a turn on for the Master when the Doctor says his name. Then show him video votage of The Master's "I just jizzed my pants" face.
686: Try to protect the Doctor, apparently he doesn't like that.
687: Tell the Doctor that the grinding sound the Tardis emitts is his poor driving skills. Then tell him to take the Tardis' breaks off.
688 : Dimple at the Doctor until he turns and demands to know what you're upto. Don't asnwer him, just flit away with the giggles.
689: Suggest the next time The Doctor and you go onto a foriegn planet that you dress as Batman and Robin.
You be Batman, he be Robin.
690: Try to seduce him, when he finally begins to buy into it, try to make him take viagra.
691: Must never make lued suggestions that the lazer guns on the Dalek's look like dildos.
692: Never suggest that it's how they "reproduce."
693: Scarr the Doctor with questions about the Dalek reproductive system.
694: Never stablise the Tardis with the "Boring switches."
695: Suggest his 11th incarnation looks like a muppet.
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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 11:42 am
NEVER
696) Say that bow ties AREN'T cool.
697) Nod off on the T.A.R.D.I.S. (you might push a wrong button)
69 cool Ask if he's ever had sex with a dalek
699) Tell him "Daleks don't play golf. They have their own balls."
700) Say that Time pwns him.
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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 2:22 pm
Earl the Noble 676: insist that the Doctor only says Timelords are sterile so he can get away with not wearing a condom (my dad said that one) This should be 678 making the last one 702
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 6:06 pm
703. Ask the Doctor WTF he ate before bedtime to induce "Amy's Choice" dream sequences, and when he tells you "Fish custard," say "Well that's your problem, you great git!"
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Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 8:05 am
704. When he says something is impossible in this temperature, don't add that it's also too warm (One)
705. Never hold the Doctor's hand, leaving the cute elfin brainy chick behind (Two)
706. When the Doctor wiggles his eyebrows at you, look shocked, scream "how rude!" and slap him. (Three)
707. When he calls you an idiot, simply smile and tell him you're not Harry. (Four)
708. When he grins and tells you "thank goodness I'm not the man I was" simply smile and tell him to wait and see what's next... (Five)
709. Never walk up to the Doctor and check his coat for a volume control (Six)
710. When you walk past and see him literally hanging off a cliff - that he put himself on - simply snort, say "Heh, Harry's got nothing on you, mate" and walk off (Seven)
711. Never point at the Doctor, laugh, and tell him the non-canonical novels were way better than his one sad appearance with a gay Eric Roberts. (Eight)
712. When the Doctor starts going off about never using time travel for one's own benefit, never remind him about the banana plantation. Or the friendships with Famous Historical Types. Or those hard-to-get concert tickets... (Nine)
713. Never show him the mountain of fanfic porn. It will either scar him for lives or swell his already massive ego. (Ten)
714. Never ask him if he does, in fact, use his massive forehead as a shield. (Eleven)
715. Still not a ginger.....
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 9:37 am
716: Never suggest he invite every companion he ever had for a T.A.R.D.I.S. house party
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 12:12 pm
717. Never say that Rose sings like Britney Spears.
718. Never tell him that you screwed up on making a bona fide friendship with Martha.
719. Never put him on a blind date with Donna.
720. Never put Amy and the Doctor in a dark-lit room.
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 7:18 pm
721: Do not ask jack what he is thinking when the Doctor is near by. You might just end up wondering where your pants went...and why you have jack's shirt and the doctors pants.
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