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 Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:24 pm
"Derelict!" he yelled in an impossible voice, due to the vaccumation of depthspace causing no sound. "Didn't we beat you already back in episode four?!" The lack of sodomglass around the viewport had a strange effect of sucking out the aerationiclax moleculars from the bridge. Oxygen was becoming extremely rare, like those super gold-foil Enterprise cards of long ago.
"He's chargen his vibroz!" Tailos yelled, looking frantically around for something to use as a blocking shield. In the mean time, with Kali squishing the General in the back, he found the Dirk and began to charge it too.
"I always keep a spare one in the compartmentals, Derelict!"
And then Kali was thrown into the sodomglass hole, blocking the vacuumation effect. "We're saved from impending doom!"
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:26 pm
Jasper whipped out her pencil and drew another protectobubble around her Captain, seeing the effectiveness it had previously had.
"Andro-Tobor! We meet again!"
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Jasper Riddle Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:32 pm
The noise and lights stirred Zed from her slumber, which resulted in the Soulbounty suddenly loosing control and going into a spin, “What the hell is going on? Why am I piloting this ship? Narrator help!”
Oh now you want my help. Well what if I want to let you crash so I don’t have to put up with your lip?
“This is so not the time!”
Fine, but you owe me one for this.
“Alright already, just do something!”
A random coffee mug went flying across the bridge and hit Zed in the back of her head, knocking her unconscious.
“Wait wha--” *Whack!*
Knocked out, Zed’s subconscious mind took control of the Soulbounty and steadied its course once again.
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:37 pm
Realizing that the only weak point in the meteor was to use the correlation of the Soulbounty's fortricular action to stop the giantness of their impending doom. Leaving no choice, the sped the ship up and rammed the Soulbounty in the rear; to make sure they were out of danger, he combobulated the cannons and fired!
"TOFFIE BITS TO YOU ALL!"
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:48 pm
The Grand Kowatzitz looked around in confusion as the ship jostled and the atmosphere depleted.
What is going on? Realizing that much time had passed, the Grand Kowatzitz swung the Prismatic Warhammer into a nearby wall. This is the fault of the Magical Girls!
Using jiggametric sensors implanted in the Kowatzitz' optical systems, it found Magical Girl auras directly ahead. Combustulating through several walls and a lovely arrangement of cloud-shaped bonzai trees, the Grand Kowatzitz headed for the bridge.
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:50 pm
Meanwhile, Kite had ran down the corridors following the signs that said "the Bridge" until he came into the main important room. However, then Kite quickly saw Kali in an unusual position and clogging up the window and remembered that from the world he came from, people could have their asses literally frozen off by making contact with the vacuum of space even if they were holding an oversized spork.
"Don't worry, I'll save you!" Kite screamed, leaping towards the window. Jumping on Zed's head, he came hurling into the glass but only a tad bit too fast. In the end, he hit the glass face first and broke his sunglasses down the center while at it.
After a few dozen slaps to the head, Kite came back to his senses and looked around. "Quick! This couldn't happen in my world! Why is your body still attacked to your body? Why can I use magic? Why dosn't somebody use the emergency blinds to tighten up the window to save us from impeding doom?"
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Sui the foot doktor Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:51 pm
The General, lacking in actual brain matter, was not affected by the Toffee Bits laser cannon dewice (Dickensian language there, as his androcerebromemortex synthesized Toffee beams as Dickensian accents. If we knew why this happened, we would have a far greater insight into the workings of the universe).
Smiling, the Andro-Tobor took adwantage of his situway-shun and smashed a wery large hole in the wiewport.
The wacuum of space continued to suckate at the ship, tearing control panels from their place in the bridge.
"NEUROSUFFOCATE. HA HA HA!"
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:56 pm
Jasper screamed and, reaching over Zed's shoulder, pressed the cruise control, and proclaimed "MAGICURAL EREVENTEE-ONE Z--TRANSFORM!"
[insert useless transformation sequence here]
"DREAM GRAPHITE STRIKE!"
She leapt at the hole, swiping from side to side to close the hole.
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Jasper Riddle Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:56 pm
The Grand Kowatzitz burst onto the bridge through the leftmost right wall.
Shaking bonzai bits from the Prismatic Warhammer and still slightly combustulating, the Kowatzitz saw a whole gathering of Magical Girls, as well as the General Derelict.
Magical Girls, prepare to meet your doom! the Kowatzitz crowed in a menacing voice of pure melodrama.
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:59 pm
As Jasper used her magical transformation sequence - which, of course being male, he remained transfixed by the semi-nudity depending on where this show is being aired on television - Tailos managed to sweep down the Dirk of Lesser Eternal Felines and send out a hurried flurry of kitties towards the General as he smashed the hole in the wiewportal.
"Did someone just hear the screams of thousands of the Soulbounty's bonsai trees all cry out in unison, and then be silenced?"
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:02 pm
"Stop right there!" The pada bear on Kite's back jumped up onto a control panel and gave a terrirfying roar. Just like any good high school student, Kite happened to keep a revolver in his pack along with a few million bullets that could jiggle out in sync whenever the need be. Only this time, it was the bear that was doing all the work. The pada bear jumped at the Kowatzitz 'thingy' with the revolver, jiggling out 6 bullets from its chest that happened to land perfectly in the gun's chamber. Aiming at the 'thingy', the pada bear proceded to fire half a dozen shots. Note: Grenadier rip off. I think that's how she does it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIOxsYDHWGc
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:03 pm
The Grand Kowatzitz witnessed the Magical Girl transformation with pure rage boiling like a seething pot of lava, just waiting to overflow in a torrent of over-dramatized descriptors.
Thoughts of sweet Prismatic bludgeoning were unfortunately thwarted by the intrusion of a pada bear firing bullets in the Kowatzitz' direction. The first couple of shots struck parts of minor importance before the Grand Kowatzitz could raise the Warhammer and deflect the remaining four bullets with the Shieldmogriphicator gems that sprouted a glowing shieldmogriph that danced like so many tiny shielding things that danced.
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Sui the foot doktor Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:08 pm
The General, with his new SuperTobor powers, swiftly cut through the catsillade and used his thrusters to push himself upward toward Captain Tailos. Swinging all eight vibrowansers in a lethal vibrosphere, he moved closer and closer, a flanticopter of vibroly death.
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:09 pm
Hole kinda taken care of, Jasper turned to face the strange new person who spake in bold.
"Who are you?"
Noticing that kite had not transformed, she glanced at him. "Transform already!"
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Jasper Riddle Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:19 pm
Still asleep, Zed began to transform before everyone’s very eyes to the sounds of a large chorus of Japanese voices singing with Great Passion. When all the swirling clouds and lights and ribbons disappeared from the nothingness they came from, a never before seen figure stood on the bridge.
He opened his eyes with a look of passionate anger. Somehow Zed had transformed into a magic boy, don’t ask me how that works, I haven’t the foggiest.
“IN MY VANES FLOWES THE BLOOD OF PASSIONATE LOVE AND ANGER!”
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