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 Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:43 am
Granted but now that nobody does homework anymore everyone becomes stupid and the world descends into chaos
I wish I didn't have to do my exams
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:07 pm
Granted, but you fail the class.
I wish I owned something super awesome.
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:53 pm
@iCrumpets- curse you! kidding.
granted, but it's extreme awesomeness overwhelms you with its size so much so that it can't even fit in your home, and is left to rot in your yard for the rest of eternity.
i wish the homo next door would stop flirting with my brother... and my dad. not kidding
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:02 pm
Granted, but once you have a son, he'll start flirting with him for all eternity, even when your child is still a newborn.
I wish that everything tasted delicious.
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:08 pm
Granted, but you gain 300 pounds because you can't go 10 min without tasting something yummy.
I wish I had a higher paying job.
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 11:12 am
granted,
but now you lose focus about what's important in life and become obsessed by money
i wish i wasn't such a picky eater
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:47 am
granted, but wait! is this rotten bacon i see next to your computer? oh, you're hungry you say?
emotion_dowant _ emotion_omnomnom yum_bacon _ emotion_puke
i wish i could turn ordinary metals into gold.
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:55 pm
Granted, but as soon as you gain that ability, gold value drops to nothing.
I wish sleep was not required to live a healthy lifestyle.
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:46 pm
Granted but now everyone looks exausted and haggard
I wish people were nicer.
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 8:58 pm
granted,
but that's a relative term and it makes so little difference you can't tell
i wish i could control my temperature
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 5:22 pm
Granted but one day the controls go haywire and you boil yourself to death!
I wish it could be summer holidays forever
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 7:37 pm
Granted but the world goes into global melt down and turns into a barren wasteland.
I wish i had a new car
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 12:48 pm
granted,
but it gets stolen the next day
i wish i i could choose what i remembered and forgot
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 1:57 pm
Granted, but you remembered something but then forgot then you remembered it again but then forgot it, causing an endless loop within your brain of that same memory that you forgot and then remembered but then forgot.
I wish I had powers of a God
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 2:44 am
granted. but now you have the powers of Hypnos- the greek god of sleep who dwells in a dark cave where the sun never shinesand all you can do is put others (and yourself) to sleep. it's pretty lame. confused
i wish i had photographic memory.
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