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 Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:33 pm
cont.
*backstage*
GAT: What do you mean no other female character's are willing to go in?
Nelo: Well, the only one left in our que is Lady Maliss, but...
GAT: You're the screenwriter. Write me something up and get her here!
*several moments later*
Maliss: OoOo... two force users and a mandelorian. Have i been a naughty girl? twisted
Siren: That's my line b***h!
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:12 am
Nelo: I love you.
Me: I know.
xp ((the reverse is so not the same.))
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:46 pm
*Grievous comes onto the bridge*
GG: What's the situation captain?
Cap.: Well, there was some issues with last nights party sir.
GG: What pary? I did not authorize this.
Cap.: Um, Dooku did sir. He said that it would be a great motivater for today's attack on Coruscant.
GG: So what's the problem?
Cap.: Well things got a little out of control and the ship kinda broke in half and the droids got something spilled on them so now they all seem to scream and moan when something bad happens to them.
GG: What! Where was I during all of this?
Cap.: You came to see why the stereo was so loud and as soon as you came down to the deck, someone lost control of an ion gun and hit you. Your robotic systems went out and you basically lost conciousness. So we dragged you the back of the ship and left you there.
GG: I was wondering what I was doing back there. But what about the ship? You said it broke in half.
Cap.: It did. But we managed to put it back together with some staples and duck tape. We had to try and fix it quickly for today so we didn't have time to put it back together properly. But i'm sure we'll be fine. As long as we don't plunge into some planet's atmosphere. But what are the odds of that happening?
GG: *moans* Alright. Well anyway, get ready for the hypersace jump to Coruscant. *points to a droid* And no self made wooshing sounds!
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:36 am
( Droid Strip Club advertisement on the holonet )
Droid Host: Statement: Come on down to Droid Strip Club. Eager statement: We've got Droids, Droids, Droids. Steel legs and microchips. Droids, Dancin' down on Sunset Strip. Droids, Red bolted-on lips, polished fingertips.
(( Motley Crue, anyone? ))
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:34 pm
Chewbacca: So, Han... about last night...
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:55 pm
Cont.
Han: Rawr rawr rawr, growl.
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:59 pm
Cont.
Han: What about last night? Didya have fun? I know I did. wink
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:29 pm
*one day in the guild*
Cale: *asleep*
Missing: Heeey Cale!! Hey Cale wake up!!
DA: Yeah Cale you silly sleepy head wake up!!
Cale: Uhh...Oh god you guys, this better be pretty freaking important. Is the guild on fire?
Missing: Nooo Cale, we found a map to Candy Mountian Candy Mountian Cale!!
DA: Yeah Cale, we're going to Candy Mountian come with us Cale!!
Missing: Yeah Cale, it'll be an adventureeee!! We're going on an adventureeee Cale!!
Cale:...Yeah Candy Mountian right, Im just gonna to go back to sleep now.
Missing: Nooooooooooo!! Cale!! *starts jumping on Cale* you have to come with us to Candy Mountian!!
DA: Yeah Cale, Candy Mountian!! It's a land of sweets and joy...and joyness
Cale: Please stop bouncing on me.
Missing: Candy Mountian Cale!!
DA: Yeah Candy Mountian!!
Cale: Alright fine Ill go with you to Candy Mountian!!
*Later*
DA & Missing: La la la, la la la, la la la la la la la.
Cale: Enough with the singing already!
Missing: Our first stop is over there Cale!
Cale: Oh god what is that?
Missing Its a leoplurodon Cale!
DA: A magical leoplurodon!
Missing: It's gonna guide our way to Candy Mountian!!
Cale: Alright guys you do know that there's no actual Candy Mountian right?
Missing: Shun the non beliver.
DA: Shuuuuuunn.
Missing: Ssssssshhhhuuuuuuuuunnnnn.
Cale:...Yeah.
Leoplurodon:*roar*
Missing: It has sopken!!
DA: It has told us the waaaaaaayy!!
Cale: It didnt say anything!
*Later on a bridge*
Missing: It's just over this bridge Cale!!
DA: This magical bridge of hope and wonder!!
Cale: Is anyone else like getting covered in splinters? Seriously guys we shouldnt be on this thing.
Missing: Caaaallleee Caaaaaaaaallllleeee Caaaaallllleeee Caaaaa-
Cale: Im right here what do you want?!
Missing: We're on a bridge Cale!!
*Later*
Missing: We're here!!
Cale: Well what do you know there actually is a Candy Mountian.
Missing: Candy Mountin, Candy Mountian, You fill me with sweet sugary goodness!!
DA: Go inside the candy mountian cave Cale!!
Missing: Yeah Cale go inside the cave! Magical wonders are to behold when you enter!!
Cale: Yeah uh thanks but no thanks, Im gonna stay out here.
DA: But you have to enter the Candy Mountian Candy Cave Cale!!
*Music starts playing and the letters that spell out "Candy Mountian" come alive and start singing.*
"Y": Oh when you’re down and looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
When you get inside you’ll find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joy filled and perky, merry land
They’ve got lolly-pops and gummy drops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It’s impossible to wear a frown in candy town
It’s the Mecca of lovely candy caves
They’ve got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats
Candy wraps, chocolate bats, it’s a wonderland of sweets
Find the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells, it’s a treat as they march across the land
Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground
Turn around, it astounds, it’s dancing candy tree
In the candy cave imagination runs so free
So now Cale please will you go in to the cave
*Explosion*
Retrieved from "http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Charlie_the_Unicorn"
Cale: Alright fine Ill go into the freaking candy cave! This better be good.
Missing & DA: *giggle*
Missing: Goodbye Cale!!
DA: Yeah goodbye Cale!!
Cale: Goodbye? What? *cave closes behind him* Hey what's going on here?! Hello? Who is that? *knocked out*
*later*
Cale: Ow uh...what happened?...Ah they took my friggin kidney!
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:17 pm
cont.
*cale walks up to a missing currently writing the last script, and shoots hiim execution style*
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:08 am
( in Cale's room, the door is locked, the lights are dimmed )
DA: I dunno about this...
Cale: Well, we've come this far, and we might as well do this.
DA: Well, if you think so...
Both: * sitting across from each other, clapping each other's hands * Patty cake, patty cake...
DA: * is hit by Cale when he misses * Ow! I told you we shouldn't have it so dark in here.
Cale: Well how else are we supposed to make people think we're, you know, doing something else?
DA: Hey... Why aren't we doing that?
Cale: You forgot the cards again.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:57 pm
You Will Never Be A Man
C3-P0: ...
((Yes, he's actually quiet.))
Unless You Are A Gentleman
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:27 pm
((that gag's been done to death))
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:32 am
Padme: Ani... I'm pregnant.
Anakin: WHAT!? What the Hell? Are you even sure it's yours?
( 5 months later, Padme gives birth )
Anakin: Wait a second, it's only been 5 months, not 9, so I can't be the father, wasn't the person she stayed with back then.... OBI-WAN, YOU SON OF A b***h!
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:37 am
You Will Never Be A Man
((Darn it))
Darth Vader: Luke, I am in love with you.
Unless You Are A Gentleman
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:45 pm
Cene & Koren: (In unison)
Mhi solus tome
Mhi solus dar'tome
Mhi me'dinui an
Mhi ba'jure vode
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