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Once upon a precariously-placed boulder stood a monument which was indubitably evil, which reminded about the dark night that always has demonic creatures that go "GWAAAARGH" and steal cookies from the hungry inflatable narcoleptic hippo who was busy mining for fish when someone a shot hole in a donut to create a new dimension that is filled with waffles and cheese! Because of global warming, no cows went to get themselves probed. Which meant that the world's atmosphere caused a dramatic change for monkies thus creating the greatest catastrophe in the donut shop! This terrible event proved the theory of relativity wrong. Vocabulary would soon take over the entire english dictionary. "SWEET POTATOS!" screamed Robin, adressing Batman, as the Joker leapt extatically into the Batmobile. I had to laugh at his ridiculous driving abillity and radish shaped head. But he also couldn't whistle a single note because his lips were the large wad of flesh that covered his lips in a demonic evil jelly stuff. "Who dies next?" said the grotesquely mucus-spilling nose before sneezing at a hot, steaming pile of slightly decayed froot loops. The sweet scent pf pretty flowers decayed in the stinky garbage room while mutant butterflies abducted small children who wailed wildly as they started to fling the pamplemousses into the burning ring of cute little bunnies that screamed with a high-pitched squeel of agony in the night... and suddenly a mongoose appeared to gobble up a poor little kid. Screams of agony came from red333 as he killed a newborn baby because Eryphil had become too awesome and that just made her smell like something nasty and everyone was making funny faces but Eryphil didn't. Panochio ate pistachio nuts dipped in creamy onion dip.They acted so bad, it cause wild dreams about demons eating the holy potate with tuna flavoured butter that was horrible and changed people into the biggest form of evil coconut flavoured artichokes dipped in chocolate that was not keen on being shocked with great intense shocking power and bursting into many technicolor butterflies and very pretty flowers that smelled but nasty imps came to jump on yahiko, he screamed "go fall off a cliff!" And with that he jumped off a skyscraper and the world gasped in horror as he went "splat!" "HOLY-" Xenophonah yelled before she decided that she really didn't want to see that crap. Plus, Yahiko's hand was pointing at the evil worm that ate cheese made from the Iron Magus' old sick goat named Fred Astaire who ate his yellow green hat of doomed stuff made out of some rotting watermeat.