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 Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:43 am
The Three Words Game! Hello, everyone! I stole this from a thread I used to visit often in the chatterbox (but it's kinda dead now heart ). You can create a funny story just by posting the next three words of the sentence in the story made here.
Every ten pages, I'll put all the sentences together to see what odd story we made and then we start anew.
Rules
1. Three words, always. No more, no less.
2. Follow the Gaia ToS.
3. Chat and such is allowed, but keep it in (()) or [] so we know it's apart from the story.
4. Keep it all PG-13, please. (Though.. hehe.. with the hot sex thing from the other thread.. let's put it this way.. no icky details.)
5. Make sure all words are REAL, please.
6. You cannot post twice in a row, because that would be the same as posting six words.
7. If two people should reply to the same post, it is the job of the second poster to edit his or her post so that the story makes sense. Staff (or people who help me put stories together every 10 pages XD) Wandering Demon Hunter
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:44 am
Here, I will put past stories after we get to the ten page limit heart Pages 1-11(top)Quote: Once upon a precariously-placed boulder stood a monument which was indubitably evil, which reminded about the dark night that always has demonic creatures that go "GWAAAARGH" and steal cookies from the hungry inflatable narcoleptic hippo who was busy mining for fish when someone a shot hole in a donut to create a new dimension that is filled with waffles and cheese! Because of global warming, no cows went to get themselves probed. Which meant that the world's atmosphere caused a dramatic change for monkies thus creating the greatest catastrophe in the donut shop! This terrible event proved the theory of relativity wrong. Vocabulary would soon take over the entire english dictionary. "SWEET POTATOS!" screamed Robin, adressing Batman, as the Joker leapt extatically into the Batmobile. I had to laugh at his ridiculous driving abillity and radish shaped head. But he also couldn't whistle a single note because his lips were the large wad of flesh that covered his lips in a demonic evil jelly stuff. "Who dies next?" said the grotesquely mucus-spilling nose before sneezing at a hot, steaming pile of slightly decayed froot loops. The sweet scent pf pretty flowers decayed in the stinky garbage room while mutant butterflies abducted small children who wailed wildly as they started to fling the pamplemousses into the burning ring of cute little bunnies that screamed with a high-pitched squeel of agony in the night... and suddenly a mongoose appeared to gobble up a poor little kid. Screams of agony came from red333 as he killed a newborn baby because Eryphil had become too awesome and that just made her smell like something nasty and everyone was making funny faces but Eryphil didn't. Panochio ate pistachio nuts dipped in creamy onion dip.They acted so bad, it cause wild dreams about demons eating the holy potate with tuna flavoured butter that was horrible and changed people into the biggest form of evil coconut flavoured artichokes dipped in chocolate that was not keen on being shocked with great intense shocking power and bursting into many technicolor butterflies and very pretty flowers that smelled but nasty imps came to jump on yahiko, he screamed "go fall off a cliff!" And with that he jumped off a skyscraper and the world gasped in horror as he went "splat!" "HOLY-" Xenophonah yelled before she decided that she really didn't want to see that crap. Plus, Yahiko's hand was pointing at the evil worm that ate cheese made from the Iron Magus' old sick goat named Fred Astaire who ate his yellow green hat of doomed stuff made out of some rotting watermeat. 11-24 Quote: "AHH" screamed the viking! Who charged at the duck who went RAWR and pooped in the bay of tranquility. Which was the thing that caused the duck to dance at your silly little pitty party of infinate doom. Bill, killing the monkies, said "Hi" to a talking turtle that was purple with orange polkadot pants and his lime green suspenders and rainbow top giving me nightmares about panda bears and polish sausage that dance all night long at the haunted urinal that smelled like rotten eggs and an old man who ate tapioka that was really spoileof emidusk. Who d and stinky that smelled like various nasty things that come from the bottom of Lintras shoe. Which Ery very giggly and happy and she danced the tapioca. Merrily she then slipped on some butterscotch while She sang peace peace peace to the mountain as she fell she landed on Zygona, who died and turned into a ghost, that would haunt Destiny till she died Destiny was frightened and rightly so because Zygona wasn't Very hygienic, so Destiny decided to call the ghostbusters Who sudenly exploded! Destiny screamed and fell in a pool of limes ten feet deep. she struggled when suddenly an imp grabbed her and ate her then walked off singing peace peace to the flower demon, which didn't smell flowerish. The demon was a very strange example to eat apples. That were poisened with the blood of emidusk. Who extracted emidusk's blood with a probe into Zi's vampire in attempts to become immortal. What became of the flower demon once a dancing bear Stomped its way up the mountain frusterated because of A wedgie he received while he was being treated by the koalas Dancing on the Table. How did Yeata Zi become so freaking sexy by eating swedish chocolate icecream sundays on tuesday afternoons? How in the heck did Mills eat so much dead babies yesterday that were so rich in protein and horribly raw without adding spices to their armpits? Oh why did I ever buy that curse llama of the lake which ate beef and potatos daily? In a way it was sad that so many w anted to slay a defenceless antelope without ever asking to go pee. Can you tell me who was in the yard with the glitter the terrible glitter sparkeling in the grassy field of sunny brilliance. Why did everyone stare did everyone stare at the bugbearwith fur that glistened in the sun, but it died and turned an ugly greenish zurg colored slime that exploded everywhere. Why is it purple penguins always walk with comfy pillows under their chins while they danced gracefully with Mauve butterflies. Ever Mauve butterflies. Ever heard of that song that flyleaf made but turned into a disco guitar that flew around the world and ate all zurgcola that we stockpiled in the NUTTY NURSE CLINIC! Everyone loves the crazy thing that Lintra does when she probes the unsuspecting zurg in the tree with the dancing squirells throwing nuts at anyone who passed under the bridge that was near no where in particular, but it had shiny objects. Everyone screamed at the big furry man who ate the morgue burger and followed the purple people eater because he wanted to paint the house bright orange with polka dotted trim that shined like fireflies in metabolicallly abundant bliss. Then suddenly a ROBOSAUR smother those people that really needed to die. Pages 24-30-something Quote: The absolutely gigantic evil jellyfish tried to eat a big lump of coated cherry pie but he couldn’t jump the rope while eating, so he tripped and fell on Shandree who was squished like a pancake, so yahiko decided to eat Shandree with chocolate syrup, he choked on part of Shandree and he died. And Shandree then got eaten by Darkqueen's dog. It then attacks the cat on Darkqueen. Who ran around hitting everyone with her sunflower, until Darkqueen grabbed the kiki, which bit her on the nose "Ouch!!" She screamed and threw Kiki at needle, an imp grabbed kiki and ran. She chased after him but unfortunately the imp jumped into a tree and chucked limes at Darkqueen, she threw marshmallows at the nasty imp, he fell out of the tree and she grabbed a rock to hit the imp, but it turned into a lime, which the imp ate, while the imp was eating, Darkqueen chucked him down a deep well over a cliff with a rocket to a place where the angels eat the living, and the living die in pain because they are to be sacrificed to the nose of bandit, who liked to eat his own foot because it was covered in Jam. But the jam was deadly poisonous, so he died. The villagers danced around z-bandits body singing and laughing and eating a bit of him for dinner and tomorrows lunch crunching on a bone, one villager said a poem and ate again. A villager stated "bandit tastes funny” another one said "Isn't he ugly" then kept eating. When they finished it started to rain limes, and the villagers were limed to death. Darkqueen yelled into well "Give me back kiki, Mr Imp!!!" she hit the wall. The imp climbed up the well, and then it climbed out. She threatened it with a lime, the imp cried "Not the limes!!!" She pointed at the imp, and Darkqueen said, "Give me my kiki, or else, imp!" Darkqueen held the lime, ready to pummel the imp, the imp ran so Darkqueen threw the mighty lime, it hit the imp and it smashed his head, the dying imp looked at Darkqueen "Why...?" he managed say, and died. The villagers came, she walked over and kicked him. The villagers wept over his poor little broken body and they tried to dig his grave. The villages mourned for the imp. Darkqueen laughed joyfully and ate a bit of imp and her KIKI. “FEAR THE CHICKIEEE!!!” she cried. The villagers armed themselves with pitchforks and some limes attacked the evil Darkqueen and her deadly little chick. They both were fighting back. When the fight was over many had bravely died, there was blood and limes everywhere, and a few oranges, and there lying in the middle of the carnage was Darkqueen dead.
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:45 am
((Now to start))
Once upon a
((Please don't say "time" XD))
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:00 am
((What else is there to say to that other than "time" @_@?)
precariously-placed boulder
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:08 am
((Precariously-placed boulder of course XD))
stood a monument
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:32 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:32 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:00 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:07 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:22 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:31 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:06 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:09 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:12 am
inflatable narcoleptic hippo
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