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 Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:03 pm
Tailos "Riddle, think logically like a Vulcan. What would they do in a situation like this?" Captain Tailos paused for a moment."On the later series', like Enterprise, that is. Before they became nasty gunwielding backstabbers."
He turned towards the new girl hiding in the retractablastic door of the bridge eating cereal, "And do you know anything about piloting?" “Are you kidding, I could probably pilot this ship in my--” *Snore* Is she asleep? Finally, I get to dictate what she does like a proper narrator without any backtalk. Don’t fear Caption Tailos, (even if you can’t hear me) Narrator is here to save the day! Zed was soundly asleep, but amazingly, because she had also slept though all her piloting classes, her subconscious mind was fully trained. Zed begin sleep walking to the main control console and sat down taking hold of the controller. She then started to sleep pilot the Soulbounty like an expert.
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:05 pm
[ I'll be known as, Soko.]
On this very beautiful morning in space, atleast from what the clocks said, a young man was waking up in his war frigate.
" Ahh, what a beautiful day this is in...space, with all the endless existances and multitude of stars, what's left to desire?" , said the man cheerfully, though he was acting hopelessly optemistic, he was far from happy.
He walked into the bridge of his massive ship, the Ex Soigna and checked the computer for any reports about battles in the vacinity, news, etc. Rather suddenly, the ship began to become all spotted and in an all to strange happening, his ship lost all power except for the radar system.
"What the--", he was cut short by a blipping sound. For some odd reason, no one else was around, in fact, he hadn't had as much as a "Good morning" ever since he got up!
Rushing over to the radar, he took note of a small red dot approaching the ship at high speed...her name: Soulbounty.
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Jasper Riddle Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:06 pm
"But--but--Captain, the lights! They're flashing! I--I--I don't know what to doooooo~!"
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:09 pm
"That's alright, Jasper - our space pilot here seems to know exactly what she's doing!" Even he was in awe at the sleeping Zed's abilities, "Maybe she's some space ace?"
The Captain motioned towards the planet of Jahovia III, still up on main screen view. "Press any key; we're going to have to make contact, Riddle." The unknown ship of Soko's was exactly that - unknown right at this point in time.
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Sui the foot doktor Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:11 pm
The 9,000 hectare laser blew a rather large hole in the starship. Robocackling, the General Derelict used the vacuum of space to throw himself out of the hole. He immediately activated his hydrogenation jets and sent himself plogorzing in the direction of the cockpit. "WE WILL MEET AGAIN, CYBOHUMAN!" he cliffinated while disappearing into depthspace.
Extending the sucrofruction cups embedded in his phosphonuclear handroniums, he began to craligate the surface of the cockpit.
Once at the gluconic viewport, he readied his rocketomerd hand.
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:12 pm
Jasper bit her lip and leaned over Zed's shoulder to hit G on the keyboard. "I hope we don't have dial-up on this thing."
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Jasper Riddle Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:13 pm
*CUE WARNING STROBULATION LIGHTS THROUGHOUT THE ARTERIOCORRIDORS OF SOULBOUNTY, FROM THE HOLE CAUSED BY DERELICT.*
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:15 pm
Jasper freaked out again. "There are more flashing lights! Something bad is happening somewhere!"
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Jasper Riddle Vice Captain
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Admiral Von Radioactivity
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:16 pm
Kali, who had resumed humming the Spamalot songs, suddenly looked up at the ceiling for no apparent reason. She saw the corpse hanging and decided it was time to remove it.
She began by flinging her spork at the rope holding the corpse. As it broke, the spork magically returned to her hand. Kali then summoned the magical powers in the spork to vaporize the corpse.
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:17 pm
"Hopefully it's just a warning to say we're running low on coffee stocks..." Tailos said, full of unhappiness not at the vacuumation effect of the hole, but the scenario of being in space without coffee.
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Sui the foot doktor Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:17 pm
The Andro-Tobor pushed off from the starship, and then, in an instant, turned around, using his hydrogenation jets to force himself into the gluconic viewport.
The result was disastrous. A small crack formed in the thick glycosidicial sodomglass, but there was little damage done aside from the addition of a new crack to the hole.
Undaunted, he made a cut with his vibrowanser, and with the vacuum of space vacuuming around him, he flew into the ship. Activating his antivacuous boots, he began to walk against the impossibly impossible suction of depthspace.
"CAPTAIN TAILOS, ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR NEUROSUFFOCATION?
BECAUSE IT IS YET AGAIN TIME TO NEUROSUFFOCATE!" he matriculated, cutting the pipelons as his rocketomerd hand, which held a vibrowanser, too, returned to him.
The neuronestatic gas was happily sucked away by the vacuum of space, producing little effect. Instead, the General turned gold again, and stood up tall, looking intimidating with his nine arms and nine vibrowansers a-vibro.
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:20 pm
"I hear something!" Jasper shreiked. "And---" she gasped and paused dramatically, hands flying to her cheeks. "It sounds like impending doom!"
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Jasper Riddle Vice Captain
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Admiral Von Radioactivity
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:20 pm
Kali got up after she saw the General. Slowly, she walked up to him from behind and poked him with her spork.
"Ooh, Andro-Tobors are kind of squishy in the back. It's kind of neat."
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:22 pm
Upon being squishsulted by the unknown Magical Girl, the General Derelict spun around, swinging his vibrowansers angrily.
"HOW DARE YOU USE YOUR WEAPON AGAINST ME!" he growled, and pushed her into the hole.
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Sui the foot doktor Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:24 pm
As the ship got closer, he heard a faint humming; it quickly turned into a blaring song by Freddie Prinz Jr. IXXVII.
"Gah, I have no ears, yet this infernal water sack is still getting though...oh, I fogot to set the filters.", he said embarassed.
A giant screen appeard on the main monitoier of the ship saying that "key G has been pressed, press ENTER to continue."
Never being able to mistrust a divaculator priocroncessor of such calibur, he pressed the ENTER key indefinately. Then a new screen appeared stating "You have voted for meteor, have fun"
"Eh, metoer?"
Suddenly a giant meteor came up on screen two.
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