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 Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:25 pm
Meanwhile as the epic battle took place, Kite was having his pada bear explain to him as to why he could suddenly be wearing a skirt. "You see, you may not have noticed this but ever since you could talk to me, you've been having access to these magical powers that this great one gave you. For example, you can manipulate your powers to make things such as unseen servants." The bear explained, going on and on. Curious about these powers granted by this great one and a cucumber, Kite lifted his staff and spoke some words that the pada bear claimed could created a magical servant.
After several poofs, an invisible servant appeared and did what Kite could have sworn was a bowing motion if it were not for how the servant was invisible to the untrained eye. Testing out the concept, Kite pointed down the hall towards the direction of the General and simply said, "Pick up the can." Afterwards, the pada bear went on explaining this concept of magic.
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 7:00 pm
Jasper blinked and looked at the Captain. "Do you ever get the feeling that something else much more important and/or dramatic is going on elsewhere?"
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Jasper Riddle Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:46 am
"Dramatic and important? Funny, I think I feel that in my stomach right now. I'm sure it's suitably epic and might decide the fate of the universe as we know it..." he scratched his head, nodding across to Riddle. "Perhaps it might even be happening in the bowels of a ship, somewhere in this vast galaxial universe?"
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:14 pm
She nodded, then a look of dread came over her face. "Suppose we're cutscene-ing! My goodness, then I have no choice but to imput the landing code even though you haven't told me it. What a dreadful idea!"
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Jasper Riddle Vice Captain
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Sui the foot doktor Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:42 pm
Glowing now, the General Derelict felt a tinzorp in his microcellular pipelon structural synthesizer (the Andro-Tobor equivalent of humanoenzyme ATP synthase) and suddenly shot out a bright orange spiky-thing of pure energy (like you see on those dittos they give you in every course that deals with ATP even briefly).
He charged his laser once again, intent on firing with a radius of over 9,000.
9,000 what (since all measurements need labels didn't they teach you this in physics) was up for grabs.
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:24 pm
Kali poofed back onto the ship, in the same place she was when she left.
"Sorry, Captain Tailos. Got done the washing cycle. But then I was sidelined by the evil Patre Meo. Who tried to make me 'study' this thing called United States History. I just managed to escape now."
She looked at Magical Girl Jasper, struggling to figure out the landing code that she hadn't been told. Waving her Giant Holy Beating Spork over the input pad, a sequence of numbers and letters started to appear.
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Admiral Von Radioactivity
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Jasper Riddle Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:28 pm
Jasper blinked.
"Up up down triangle up right right down?"
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:33 pm
Jasper Riddle Jasper blinked. "Up up down triangle up right right down?" "No idea what it means. But it couldn't hurt. Right? What's the worst it could d... Oh. Wait. Don't answer that. Just enter the code." Kali began to hum one of the songs from Monty Python's Spamalot as she waited for Magical Girl Jasper to put in the code.
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Admiral Von Radioactivity
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Jasper Riddle Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:39 pm
Jasper shrugged. "If the Holy Beating Spork says so..." she pounded away at the controller.
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:39 pm
"Welcome back onboard, Kali," the Captain tipped his captain's hat in her general vicinity before leaning his head back and finally noticing the corpse in the bridge.
His voice took on a solemn tone, "Who put that there?" Whatever was there a corpse hanging from the roof for anyway?
But the computer took his attention away faster. "We.. have a problem. 'Computer has gained artificiles intellectuosa temporarily. Please try running the dockamaton program later'?"
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Jasper Riddle Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:43 pm
Jasper groaned. "Shall we go into orbit, then?"
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:43 pm
Tailos "Welcome back onboard, Kali," the Captain tipped his captain's hat in her general vicinity before leaning his head back and finally noticing the corpse in the bridge.
His voice took on a solemn tone, "Who put that there?" Whatever was there a corpse hanging from the roof for anyway?
But the computer took his attention away faster. "We.. have a problem. 'Computer has gained artificiles intellectuosa temporarily. Please try running the dockamaton program later'?" "Stupid computer," Kali grumbled. She then raised the Holy Beating Spork and whacked it down on her consul. All of a sudden, lights that were dark purple with bright yellow polka dots began flashing. "OHSHI...Did I hit the Deus Ex Machina button again?"
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Admiral Von Radioactivity
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:44 pm
Zed poked her head into the bridge, still munching away at the dry cereal she had been given. “Sounds like you guys could use an experienced pilot to fly the ship. Too bad I’m not one.”
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:48 pm
Zed Leppelin the 2nd Zed poked her head into the bridge, still munching away at the dry cereal she had been given. “Sounds like you guys could use an experienced pilot to fly the ship. Too bad I’m not one.” "You're prolly closer than I am!" Jasper protested before getting up and running around in circles screaming "OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT"
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Jasper Riddle Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:53 pm
"Riddle, think logically like a Vulcan. What would they do in a situation like this?"
Captain Tailos paused for a moment.
"On the later series', like Enterprise, that is. Before they became nasty gunwielding backstabbers."
He turned towards the new girl hiding in the retractablastic door of the bridge eating cereal, "And do you know anything about piloting?"
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