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chirigami

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:14 pm


At some point, Milo finally got his fill of pawing at the water on the beach. Well, it was really more of a series of other distractions; the light of the sun flickering and playing with the shadows of the trees and then some random noises in bushes. Then some interesting smells. Then some more shadows.

But eventually he got to the hallways of Deus, where it seemed most of the action was. Or at least he could hear voices. Many voices.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 6:03 am


"********!" Taym attempted to gently loosen Kostya's claws, with mixed success, and finally succumbed to the Russian blue's need to become scarfcat, giving up the fight and draping him somewhere around the area that Noah had been moments before.

He scratched him on the forehead first. He would regret so much of this later but the cat was overwhelming.

He stared in absentminded, cheerful dismay at the growing chaos in the halls, at the climbing levels of intense kittenitude, and considered his original plan to visit the labs. Distractedly scooping up the stumpy-legged buff-colored kitten scaling his leg and detaching her claws from his jeans, he dropped her into the pocket right underneath America's. He had one more, unless Noah bailed.

Juggling cats, Taym managed to send a typo-riddled public tweet between attempting to wrestle various cats out of the way of his hands:

Tweet to the ENTIRE ISLAND
If anyoiune with thumbafs is reading this s s please reply


And then he paused, abruptly realizing something about the kitten he'd just picked up, and he pulled her out of his pocket to loft her and examine both her eyes and the stripe marching down her shoulder.

"Peyton," he said levelly. "I apologize, but I take no responsibility for this." And then he put her back into his pocket, and absently patted her forehead. Whosa good girl.

He needed to wait for a possible reply. In the meantime he could either attempt to rally the troops and head for the labs and... do what exactly?, or he could wait and see if this wore off. Alternately, he could try to get some information out of any of them that could focus long enough. Maybe some kind of sophisticated "one meow for yes, two meows for no" type communication system could be arranged.

Alternately, he could take advantage of this. Everyone was acting very much like a cat. He could hardly be blamed for a desire to treat them like cats. Right? Right. <******** it. He had had a very trying several weeks, this was bar none the most ridiculous thing he'd ever experienced even including being dressed up in fishnets and black lipstick to borrow a magical box to keep a tiny cat-shaped monster in, he was surrounded by dozens of kittens who clearly were interested in nothing much more complicated than staying entertained, and he was going to indulge himself. He'd be off dying in the desert in a couple of months anyway, it's not like he'd have to deal with the repercussive mockery and horror for very long.

In a kitten-induced quasi-high, Taym, suddenly grinning, secured his Kostya kittenscarf with one hand and with the other shuffled, weighted by kittens, to the nearest supply closet.

He opened the door, and without comment began tossing rolls of toilet paper into the fray.

"Merry ********' Christmas," he informed the mass. "Shred away."

And then, juggling his cats, he carefully folded himself up to sit down on the floor, Peyton one one knee, America on the other, Kostya on his shoulders, to watch the chaos with a big stupid grin on his face.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 6:16 am


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Robert made good use of the toilet paper gift from the Gods.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 6:32 am


Padding around the hallways he tried to find someone, anyone, who could explain to him what was going on. Or at least pet him. Some scratching behind the ears wouldn't go amiss.

This plan might have worked if he hadn't heard someone else's little feet around a corner. Hunkering down he waited until just the right moment, when the other kitten's face came into view, before pouncing.



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 7:14 am


Noah yelled back to Al. He was perfectly content to remain in the pocket where he'd been put. It was secure and relatively safe, and he still had a good vantage point. He arranged himself so that he had one forepaw hooked over the edge of the pocket so that he could see where they were going.

And then there were rolls of toilet paper being launched. The thin, frantic fluttering of the trailing paper called powerfully to feline instinct, and Noah's impulse control, never very good in the first place, abandoned him completely. He scrabbled up and out of the pocket, tumbled to the floor, and went bounding after the alluring flicker of motion.

Laz, who had been asleep most of this time, woke abruptly at the sudden feeling of hunting instinct taking over in his human's mind. CATS? CATS!!! He followed this brilliant observation with a volley of barking that would have been deafening if it hadn't been silent.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 7:37 am


The Peyton kitten gave a somewhat disgruntled squeak at being dropped into a pocket, but she had to admit being carried around definitely beat walking, and the pocket was pretty comfortable. Tail curling around her haunches, she settled in, only to be scooped back up and lofted up to eye level. She blinked at him, ears flicking at the apology, then gave a doleful mew of acceptance. She hadn't really figured he'd had a hand in any of this anyways.

He tucked her back into his pocket, and the absent petting sent the tiny body into a frenzy of purring as watched everything with wide eyed curiosity. She could see other kittens tucked into pockets, one slung across Taym's neck, and countless others around his legs.

It was the ginger kitten's use of the nickname Russia that had her realizing who two of the three carrie kittens were, and she rolled in the pocket so she could more easily look up at the both of them.

The gift of toilet paper roles from the closet had Peyton leaning out of her pocket, but she kept her place until Taym sank down to sit against the wall, happy to perch on his knee, small paws flexing alternately. She glanced up at America and Kostya. Obviously she meant the lone human among them.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:07 am


KitBix wondered if they all remembered thathe was on the bottom of this kitten pile.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:18 am


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:29 am


The answer to KitBix's query was a resounding no.

Catley's attention turned from the Ginger Tabby's tail to the bow around his neck. He wanted it. Even if he had to scale Mount Largecat to get it. it was going to be his.

The thought of the embarrassment that followed his kitten antics were long forgotten as he began scaling up Mount Largecat, eyes on the prize.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:31 am


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 10:31 am


Sorry KitBix, Abbikitty had completely forgotten there was anything at all underneath this pile of fun fur. Totally content to just claw her way up the biggest cat's back, she only paused when he let out a warning yowl. Immediately the kitten's ears went back and she looked with wide blue eyes at the creature she was crawling on. She hunkered down a moment later and was about to stay there when she noticed Catley streak by.
Terribly distracted, Abbikitty launched herself at him instead with the intent of enacting ferocious cuddles. And because large, climbing on cat didn't seem to want to be climbed on sorry large, climbing on cat....


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 10:56 am


It was a split second too late when he realized he had incoming after he rounded a corner. He had been found which was awesome but he was being tackled which was a little less awesome. Down he went, onto his side with his tail puffing up at least three sizes from the sudden attack.

But he wasn't going to lay down and take it, nope. Milo's kitten paws shot up, batting at the other kitten's face in retaliation. < Not gonna beat me that easily, dude! > He responded, not knowing who this other kitten was at all. 'Cause... they were kittens now and that was an undefining 'ha.'



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:41 am


He oofed softly as he got paws to the face but didn't let that deter him. He still wasn't quite sure what had made him decide pouncing was a good idea but now that he was trying to sit atop the other kitten he couldn't really make himself think enough to figure out it. It just felt like the proper thing to do.

he huffed, nipping at one of the paws in his face.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 6:05 pm


The meowling stopped when yet another kitten started to crawl on top of him. Robert let out one last, soft meow, before settling down on his stomach and sprawling his legs out. The toilet paper on his neck fluttered enticingly, as if calling to Ripley - but Robert dissuaded him by licking his face with a rough tongue, just once, to try and tumble him onto his back.

His own paw looked like it needed a lesson as well, and quite suddenly he began to meticulously groom it. Every so often it got a bite - because he would forget it was his paw. It had to be clean, clean - WHAT IS THIS THING oh right it was his paw, clean, clean...


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 7:00 pm


He'd been in the showers when everything had gone terribly, terribly wrong. One minute he'd been content that no one was currently around him-- bless the basement showers-- and the next, he'd been screaming woefully as water hit his fur.

In that instant, Leslie learned that he had fur, and also that he hated water. His totem wrapped around his neck, a little too large for him, and in a panic, he skittered out of the bathrooms, scrambled up the stairs, and kept running and running and running.

The stairs had covered him in so much dust and grime, that he looked an awful lot like this as he laid his head on the nearest-- and only!-- human's foot:

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<< Please, >> Leslie mewed, pitifully, overwhelmed by his strange and tiny body, and by the emotions that came with being so sad and neglected, the walls stripped away, << I don't want to be this. Make me into a ******** person again! >>
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