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User Name: Solarn
Agent Name: err... S?
Time spent as an Agent: Dunno. I spent some time as an agent about a year (two years?) ago, then left, then came back again.
If you were a mango, would you consider yourself a green mango? Or an orange mango? (Do not laugh, serious question people!): I hate mango. It just doesn't taste right. But I guess green.
Field Work Experience: I went around collecting information a lot during the Zurg plot, for various factions. I may have become a bit rusty since then.
Willingness to do pretty much anything for Crimson: I have only one rule: the pants stay on. Otherwise, I'm available for pretty much anything.

Username: Solarn
Agent Name: Let's go with S. I totally forgot my agent name anyway.
Gaian User Number: 290037
Why do you think you will make good security personnel: I'm very good at shouting at people.
Do you possess photoshop skills?: Minimal. I know what transparency and layers are, and that's about it.
Are you now or have you ever been controlled by a foreign organism?: Nope, I fly under the radar. Wait, does being spoken through by Lain in Towns count? It was three years ago.
How do you feel about?

The Living Dead - I don't mind them, but if they bite, I shoot.
Vampires - I was on both sides during the Von Helson event.
Grombies - I don't know all that many, but I did speak with the leader of a big grombie group once.
Zurg - I have many friends among them.
Humans - Bastards, the lot of them.
Centaurs - I don't know any.
Dark Elves - I haven't met any yet.
Beards - I shave daily.

And now... Off the top of your head and without looking at posted information, please.

What does the GiB do?: Collect information about any possible extra-terrestrial (extra-Gaian?) presence on Gaia, preserve public safety in relation to such presences, and protect Gaia from any alien threat.
What is the GiB NOT about?: Hunting aliens.
Write an example PM to someone who has an invalid GiB ID in their sig: You seem to be in possession of an unissued GiB ID. Remove it from display right now, as you are not actually a member of GiB and continuing to pose as one will just make you a target for the GiB security team. And we are very loud.

And lastly and if you really have to, feel free to do some research on this one...

What is Tso's Favorite Food?: Chicken?

Username: Solarn.
Agent Name: S.
Why do you think you'd make a good member of S11?: I lurk a lot. Also, even when I don't, I seem to go unnoticed unless I make actual effort to stand out. I once got a log of an entire conversation about Zurg Hive politics on MSN because the Hivers didn't notice I was in the chat room.
Do you like Information?: Very much.
Do you eat Information for breakfast?: No way. Unless it was a letter that needed to be destroyed or something.
Would you jump into an erupting volcano for Information?: It depends. Is jumping into the volcano actually necessary for getting the info?
Do you expect a good Life Insurance?: What's that?
Write a brief summary of the last four events on Gaia. I wasn't here for three of them. But as far as I can tell, Jack sold everyone puzzle box RIGs, which they then opened, letting out an ancient sexy demoness, who proceeded to try and take over Gaia, which elicited a response from the Overseer (who possessed Gino), who turned out to have been her nemesis, and they fought with phallic imagery, then Jack knocked them out when he decided he had enough fun. Then they lost all their powers and wanted to get them back by... flying on an airship? Of course, that didn't work out, but they got an airship anyway in the end and become flying hobos, dragging Gino along with them. Then Gambino got shot by Zhivago, who seems to be working for somebody who also hired Nicu and Crescento to kill Gino, but Zhiv also had to kill them, and then Gambino's ashes birthed a weird talking grunny, and that's about it.

...We're serious about the volcano, by the way.