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 Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:23 pm
Welcome, 111-ers! Welcome, one and all!
In this thread, we roleplay space opera. B-movie cheesy style. So, yes, science fiction with random technobabble is a definite 'YES'. Now with that main point resolved, allow me to continue on to the plotline so far.
PLOT
Once upon a time, in true fantasy style, a sword was forged by the Gods. The people didn't really know what it was for, so it ended up being lost for a few millenia. It was called the Vorpal Dirk of Eternal Felines, and had the power to call upon catgirls and kitties to attack one's enemies for 4d12 damage, and massive criticals.
It was also vorpal, so enemies generally had to make fortitude saves to continue, or input more quarters to try again.
But this all happened in a galaxy far, far away. And they lost the sword on Europa, when a group came (and failed) to populate that world with Evolutionary Common Ancestors.
Jump forwards past the time of Buck Rogers in the 21st Century, and we've now entered the final frontier. Whilst Luke battles Vader in another galaxy, also far, far away, and the starship Enterprise goes off in search of hot Vulcan tail, another starship has been chartered and readied for launch.
And on it are the motley crue from the 111. Captained by Tailos, a regular person, the crew comprises of various Magical Boys, Girls, and Guyrls. Their mission? To take the Dirk out to space and find the original creators of the weapon.
But.
Like all true space operas, our motley crew of 111'ers ran into something of a troublesome group. Lead by the evil General Derelict Suienheimer von Necroluster, an Andro-Tobor from the outer reaches of the Milky No-through-Road galaxy, this unnamed-as-yet Empire seeks out the Dirk for their own uses.
Will our heroic starship crew be able to find the Creators?
Will General Derelict get his paws on the Dirk before they can accomplish their mission?
What exactly happened in the Pilot episode anyway?
ALL THESE QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGONSPACE MMXVI.
RELOADED.
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:25 pm
Okay, so my name is Rules. I don't like you, you don't like me, but follow what I say or i'll deus ex machina your tail. In a thoroughly unpleasant way.
RUEL ONE - Deus ex Machinae are totally encouraged.
^^^ COROLLARY TO RUEL ONE - You don't talk about Dragonspace MMXVI.
RUEL TWO - Usual Gaia roleplay rules apply. IE - content ratings.
RUEL THREE - No forcing character actions, unless you drink a shot first.
RUEL FOUR - Bashing bad authors at any and all opportunities is encouraged.
RUEL FIVE - There is no rule five.
RUEL SIX - There's not one of these either. :3
RUEL SEVEN - No transforming into your Magical form unless you have a Magical Form sprite made from Jasper Riddle. I'm totally not trying to encourage people to beg her for sprites. ninja
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:26 pm
PLAYERZ
Starship Soulbounty - The Federation, who're the heroic team.
Starring:
Tailos, as Captain Tailos
Dybael, as Corporal Dybael / Magical Girl Dybael
Jasper Riddle, as Corporal Riddle / Magical Girl Riddle
J.C Summer, as Kali / Magical Girl Summers
Buldozer, as the Dozerbot
Zed Leppelin, as Space Pilot Ace, Zed / Magical Boy Zed
Latkes, as, well, Latkes
Flagship Crozuilus - The Andro-Tobors, who you should throw things at.
Starring:
omgtehsuiso, as General Derelict Suienheimer von Necroluster / Magical Robot General Derelict Suienheimer von Necroluster
~Seishin~, as the Grand Kowatzitz
Axl93, as Navigator Axlesius
Neutral Characters - No faction known as of yet. Throw rocks if you will.
Starring:
kitedragon, as Kite de Diablo / Magical Guyl Kite
Roufette, as Lady Roufetta de Roufen
Axioma, as Lady Akishio BellaRosebud Derivation de Nandemonai
Remorseful Whim, as Whim Whimsson.
PAnZuRiEL, as Ex-Captain Pan / Magical Villain PanZuriel
Starship Ex Soigna - The Gustavichoh faction, neutral at present.
Starring:
sokuja San, as Admiral Soko.
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:27 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:28 pm
RESERVED FOR SUMMARY OF PILOT EPISODE AND UPDATEZ. EDIT BY JASPER: This is the first post of the pilot. SUMMARY OF PILOTEverything kickstarted with General Derelict sneaking onboard the starship and meeting with Captain Tailos, asking a trick question about meat to lower defenses and discover where the Dirk was being kept. Unwaivered, the Captain used the knowledge garnered from the ship's Difference Engine to calculify risks and such before attacking with super cute kitten:  The adorability of this feline is over nine thoooousand. But it did nothing to stop the evil General. It was, it appeared, little more than a diversionary tactic for the crew to charge the Dirk. And then Tailos began firen tha Dirk of Eternal Felines: Suienheimer was defeated in that single blow, and with the help of Corporals Riddle and Dybael, jettisoned into Helionsolopolis MXXVI, the Star of Hot-White-Heat. But, unknown to the crew of the Soulbounty, Suienheimer was not defeated, and instead returned to attack. Again. This time, the Andro-Tobor cut through the pipelons with his vibrowanser, spewing out some pretty lethal neuronestatic gases. As the crew began to cough and choke, the General gloated with such awesome lines as "IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO NEUROSUFFOCATE, CAPTAIN TAILOS. THE DIRK IS MINE." But then Riddle and Dybael transformed! Riddle put up a defense bubble around the Captain, before keeping the Andro-Tobor busy. Dybael transformed into her Rocking Hippy self. And yet, even with the computer being returned from Derelict's command by Dybael's Queen songs played as a STRING QUARTET, the General seemed to have the upper hand. LITERALLY, as he shot a boomerang hand through the starship's large gluconic porthole and allowed the vacuum of space to threaten their lives. Riddle quickly grabbed the Dirk and ran deep into the labyrinth pipeworks of the ship, whilst Dybael used her skills to play country music so that the porthole bled to death. The bleeding clotted at such low temperatures, and so the hole was plugged. In an epic battle deeper in the ship, Riddle successfully defeated the Andro-Tobor by collapsing a ceiling on him. Meanwhile, Captain Tailos was pushed down the corridor after the Magical Girl, effectively becoming a Katamari inside the protectobubble. It was this which managed to stick General Derelict's explosinative body on to its' surface, deassemble and reassemble outside the ship to form a star. Riddle's katamari protectosphere saved the ship from destruction! But is that the end of Derelict? Who knows...
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:54 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:55 pm
SOMEBODY SET US UP THE THREAD. heart
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:58 pm
The formation of a new star in what appeared to be, by all the calculazatius done by Andro-Tobor comptrollers, 3.5 picoseconds, drew all sorts of attention from their organishuttles.
The Andro-Tobor flagship Crozuilus sped toward the star at speeds unmeasurable to even the most cryogenetically enhancified humans (called flogramic speed by the Andro-Tobor).
Almost immediately their protonic sensors detected an object orbiting the star, and they used specially delegified sonar rays to gain a more accurate image, rather than just a dot on a silly radion screen.
The realization hit the Andro-Tobor commodore like a sack of zebornians.
It was their beloved General Derelict, in shambles, that orbited the new star. Cursing, the commodore began to reconstruct the catalyst that must have led to such a horrible defeat.
Katamaris.
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Sui the foot doktor Vice Captain
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Jasper Riddle Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 6:04 pm
Magical Jasper raced through the hallways of the spaceship, intent on finding Captain Tailos.
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 6:07 pm
Magical Girl Dybael was sprawled out in the hallway just ahead of Jasper, clearly currently operating in a plane trippier and more technicolored than this boring ol' set of dimensions.
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 6:08 pm
Somewhere, deeper in the bowels of the pipelon network of anteriopassageways and shinsplinhalls, Captain Tailos gazed out of the side porthole. The formation of a new star was always an interesting sight, and he considered documenting it on his digitological journal.
"Hopefully that'll be the last time we meet, Suienheimer... I hope you like the two-degrees below absolute zero out there.
And your lack of oxygenation, I guess."
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 6:11 pm
Magical Jasper slid down a hallway, her magiboots acting as a pair of socks on a linoleum floor. "Captain Tailos! Where are you~?"
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Jasper Riddle Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 6:11 pm
AstralDibby waited patiently by the paisley koala, the Designated Astral Meeting Point for the crew. But no one seemed to be appearing, or at least, no one with the right number of limbs to be Jasper or Captain Tailos.
Damnit. This seemed to happen a lot. Why was Dibby the only one to consider the astral Plane a valid escape option? No one else ever showed up.
((Hopefully soon our characters will, you know, be interacting?))
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 6:14 pm
The Crozuilus activated its webclastic beam, which quickly inhaled the General Derelict.
And the entire star.
Harvesting the hydrogenation energy, the Yelorksir-class organishuttle began to gain speed, its anti-heat francium plating beginning to turn a deep red as the ship prepared for flogramic speed once more.
Inside, the crew raced to the aid of the General Derelict, who lay malfunctioning on the ship's beam bay floor.
"DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK DIRK!" the General chanted.
"Dear Loralisk," the commodore said. "Can we rebuild him?" His team of Andro-lifiers, experts in repairing damaged Andro-Tobor, nodded in reply, but the commodore could do nothing but feel synthetic fear.
The man who did this to the General Derelict was powerful indeed, and if he had a Katamari at his disposal, he could upset the balance of the intraverse with such sudden creation of stars.
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Sui the foot doktor Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 6:21 pm
Meanwhile, an odd looking boy with golden hair flew behind Dybael. Raising his hands, Kite de Diablo gave Dibby a strong punch in the head, followed by a few kicks and maybe a knee.
"Sorry!" He yelled only a few inches from Dibby's left ear. "I ate something funny and was catapulted by a pack of cats!"
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