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 Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:05 pm
 Warning: The following front page contains images of raw meat. If you are uncomfortable with the sight, please inform Sylan so she can send pictures that are turly stomach turning. Just kidding.
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:16 pm
01.) Title and Cert
02.) Contents (you are here)
03.) Freddie
04.) Cows
05.) Hit List
06.) Duplex
07.) Progress
08.) Art
09.) Timeline
10.) Logs
11.) Rules
12.) Credits
13.) Nada
14.) Zero
15.) Zilch
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:24 pm
"The highest form of life is man, the lowest form of life is a man with a train set."[Vital Statistics]
Name: Freddie Rhodes
Age: 29 (DoB: May 9th, 1977)
Nationality/Race: American/Caucasian
Originally From: Asheboro, NC
Gender: Male
Height: 6’0”
Build: Broad/Muscular
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Blue
Former Occupation: Feral Labs Guard
Appearance: Freddie’s really not at all good looking by any stretch, but since he thinks a hot body is all that really counts he’s also very muscular. Think of him as the unholy, muscular lovechild of Steve Buscemi and Peter Lorre. Yes, be afraid, be very afraid.
Distinguishing Features: Besides being ugly? His left bicep is circled by a tattoo of barbed wire. On the right bicep is the classic heart and banner design that reads ‘Stepmother’.
[Superfluous Information]
Fighting Style: Punch until Unconscious. Alternately, “I saw Patrick Swayze do this in ‘Roadhouse’, it’s awesome.”
Notable Accomplishments: Banned for life from Asheboro Zoo and Hooters chain restaurants nationwide. Proud to have average score of 2.1 on hotornot.com. Winner of of 2001's 3rd annual 103.1 FM Hot Bod Competition, title later revoked for punching out DJ who presented the award.
Likes: Model train sets, James Bond movies, Motley Crue, Van Halen, weight lifting, flexing, Steven Segal movies, large breasts and magazines that feature them, grievious bodily harm (to anyone else).
Dislikes: Most people, philosophy, people making fun of his accent, rejection, losing, fat chicks, reading, the sight of his own face, grievious bodily harm (to himself).
Hobbies: Working out takes up a lot of time, as does collecting porn, but Freddie's real love is model train sets. He always wanted one as a kid, but with his dad he was lucky he got so much as food and clothes. Once he reached adulthood and had the benefit of a steady paycheck he was finally able to get a set like he always wanted. The process goes something like this: After constructing the tracks he painstakingly constructs the scenery and people that will go around it, until at last his has a cute little miniature depot filled with people. Then, after running the trains for so long, he stages a terrible disaster that typically requires a fire extinquisher to put out. Finally he sweeps the board clean, orders new models, and starts the process all over again.
Life Before Milking: Freddie’s wasn’t a very happy childhood. He grew up in North Carolina with his father, who was a mechanic. His mother loved him, but not enough to keep from walking out before he was old enough to have more than a few vague, happy memories. When he was 10 his father married a buxom blonde named Kristi, who coincidentally was half the man’s age. Kristi was also a dancer, but Freddie didn’t learn exactly what that meant until he was thirteen. Around that same time he realized that the only reason Kristi stayed with Daddy was because he bought her nice things, which explained a lot about why the presents he got for birthdays and Christmas sucked so much. He was never beaten, at least not at home, but being ignored was bad enough.
Up until he hit puberty Freddie was a scrawny, very awkward boy. Mix that with his funny looks and you had a prime target for schoolyard bullies. Then one magical summer puberty hit and he shot up several inches and suddenly went from scrawny to imposing. When he returned to school that year he found the kids who used to pick on him seemed downright tiny all of the sudden. For the first time in his life he experienced a feeling of power, and from the first taste he was hooked. By the time he ended up on the school football team he was as bad a bully as the ones who used to pick on him.
After graduation Freddie was set adrift. High school was, after all, the best time of his life. He tried to join the army, but after his psychological evaluation that idea fell through. He briefly considered boxing, but that would mean being evenly matched, so instead he became a prison guard. He learned quite a few tricks of the trade while working in a New Jersey state correctional facility, one of them being that it was very important to never leave marks on a person. His brutalizing the prisoners was never detected, or at least if it was he was never punished for it, but even so Freddie began to grow restless with the work. That, and he was afraid some of the intimates would make good with their threats of getting their buddies on the outside after him. The Feral Labs job seemed like the perfect windfall. Not only did he get to work on a tropical island, but he got to carry a gun as well, which was miles above the stupid baton he was stuck with for so many years. Even better, the captives he worked with were far removed from the families and friends who might come after him. Hell, their families and friends thought they were dead. He didn't read the contract very thoroughly before he signed, so the clause about not even employees leaving the island was something he learned about later.
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:27 pm
Characteristics
The Jersey cow is quite small, ranging from only 800 to 1200 pounds (360 to 540 kg), but by some measures it produces more milk per unit of body weight than any other breed, and has the highest feed-to-milk conversion efficiency of any dairy breed. Bulls are also small, ranging from 1200 to 1800 pounds (540 to 820 kg), and are notoriously aggressive.
Due to the small size, curious docile character and attractive features of the Jersey cow, small herds were imported into England by aristocratic landowners as props for aesthetic landscapes. Among famous owners of Jersey cows was Prince Felix Yussupov who bought a cow in Jersey to add to his collection of exotic pets.
History of the breed
As its name implies, the Jersey was bred on the British Channel Island of Jersey. It apparently descended from cattle stock brought over from the nearby Norman mainland, and was first recorded as a separate breed around 1700. Since 1789, imports of foreign cattle into Jersey have been forbidden by law to maintain the purity of the breed, although exports of cattle and semen have been an important economic resource for the island. The restriction on the import of cattle was initially introduced in 1789 to prevent a collapse in the export price. The United Kingdom levied no import duty on cattle imported from Jersey. Cattle were being shipped from France to Jersey and then being shipped onward to England to circumvent the tariff on French cattle. The increase in the supply of cattle, sometimes of inferior quality, was bringing the price down and damaging the reputation of Jersey cattle. The import ban stabilised the price and enabled a more scientifically controlled programme of breeding to be undertaken.
Sir John Le Couteur studied selective breeding and became a Fellow of the Royal Society - his work led to the establishment of the Royal Jersey Agricultural and Horticultural Society in 1833. At that time, the breed displayed greater variation than it does today with white, dark brown and mulberry beasts. However, since the honey-brown cows sold best the breed was developed accordingly. In 1860 1,138 cows were exported via England, the average price being £16 per head. By 1910 over a thousand head were exported annually to the United States alone.
Famous Jersey Cattle
Brown Bessie, the famous champion butter cow of the Chicago World's Fair dairy test, averaged over 40 pounds (18 kg) of milk a day for five months, and made 3 pounds (1.3 kg) of butter a day several times.
Reference - Balleine's History of Jersey, Marguerite Syvret and Joan Stevens (199 cool
Information Source: Wikipedia
More Information
Jersey Cattle
http://www.ansi.okstate.edu/breeds/cattle/jersey/
General Cattle Information
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattle
http://www.pauls.com.au/information/information.cfm?/section/3/subsection/27/
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:28 pm
Let's be realistic, he hates everybody.
Aubrey Chicks with tits that big are supposed to put out.
Moreau Man's got issues even Dr. Phil can't touch.
Sabin Real men don't wear top hats. Ever.
Newt Slimy, li'l spineless p***y. I got him good.
Zach He's not as bad as I thought.
Gaius Ha!
Aislinn b***h, thinks she knows me...
Lauren A freaky b***h in a wheelchair is still a freaky b***h.
Shenzi Blue haired cooze.
Bia ...I don't know!
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:29 pm
[Items]
-Guard Uniform
-Hair Gel
Other than that, Freddie's duplex is as standard. He's got nothin'.
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:30 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:34 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:34 pm
Oct 17 - Dumped in the duplex.
Nov 8 - First changed. Grew boobs. ;_;
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:35 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:36 pm
-Don't post without asking first (GMs excluded).
-Don't post anything OOC.
-Blah blah blah, you know the routine.
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:39 pm
IoDM Concept © Chibi Hige, Kamiki, Sabin Duvert, et all.
Freddie Concept © Sylan
Cert Art © Sabin Duvert
All Other Art © Respective Artist
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:42 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:43 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:44 pm
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