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 Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:45 pm
:C
It Hurts Me More Than It Stresses Me Out.
I Mean...I Walk TO School. Walk All Over This HUGE a** School
Because All My Classes End Up:
Block One: COMPLETE LEFT SIDE OF BUILDING
Block Two: COMPLETE RIGHT SIDE OF BUILDING
Period Three: COMPLETE LEFT SIDE OF BUILDING [OMG+STAIRS]
...And So On.
And Each One Of My Skinny Classes Are Like...40 Mins Long.
We DO NOTHING. So Right Away...I'm Back On My Feet.
Dont Forget My Fractured Foot. :C
AND THEN I WALK HOME.
School Started Two Days Ago And I've Had Like...
Server Leg Cramps, That Feeling Of Muscles You've Never
Worked Before, And I've Lost Like 7 Pounds. O_O;
I Checked My Weight Saturday And I Lost 7 Since.
Oh. And I'm Just Talking About Today.
Yesturday Was Worse. Cause I Didnt Know Where My
Classes Were So I Spent All Day Running Around Until
I Found Out I Was Lost And Off Campus And I Just
Went In Tears. I Was Completely Lost. Then A Faculity
Memeber (They Ride Golf Carts To See Whos Skipping)
Helped Me And Gave Me A Ride. <3
ANYWAYS. Discuss:
- You + School = ?
- When DO/DID You Start School WALL OF TEXT o:
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:56 pm
THAT REALLY SUCKS. I DON'T START SCHOOL UNTIL SEPTEMBER, AND I CAN DEFINETLY WAIT BECAUSE EVEN ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL, THERE WILL BE A MOSH PIT IN THE MIDDLE OF EACH OF THE 4 MAJOR HALLWAYS AND EVERYONE WHO CAN'T GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF IT BEFORE IT STARTS, WON'T MAKE IT TO CLASS ON TIME. HOPE YOUR FOOT HEALS UP QUICK. biggrin
LOL WALL OF TEXT:
I was outraged and ashamed after hearing about some of LOLOLOL's latest jibes. Here's the story: I do not propose a supernatural solution to the problems we're having with LOLOLOL. Instead, I propose a practical, realistic, down-to-earth approach that requires only that I maintain social tranquillity. This makes me fearful that I might someday find myself in the crosshairs of LOLOLOL's merciless exegeses. (To be honest, though, it wouldn't be the first time.) I am sure that you, poor harried reader, have suffered from LOLOLOL's mingy, revolting shenanigans and rightly concluded that its chums always detect profound wisdom in what is most incomprehensible to them personally, don't you think? LOLOLOL says that coercion in the name of liberty is a valid use of state power. What balderdash! What impudence! What treachery! LOLOLOL has found a way to avoid compliance with government regulations, circumvent any further litigation, and impose a one-size-fits-all model on how society should function -- all by trumping up a phony emergency. It's debatable whether LOLOLOL leaves me no choice but to die a slow and painful death. However, no one can disagree that when LOLOLOL tells us that the Eleventh Commandment is, "Thou shalt concentrate all the wealth of the world into LOLOLOL's own hands", it somehow fails to mention that people who agree with its metanarratives are either stupid, drunk, on drugs, paid off by LOLOLOL, or are the most obnoxious blockheads you'll ever see. It fails to mention that uneducated libertinism has come to occupy a jaundiced place in the national dialogue. And it fails to mention that it once tried to conceal information and, occasionally, blatantly lie. If you consider this an exception to the rule then you unquestionably don't understand how LOLOLOL operates. I hope, however, that you at least understand that I can no longer get very excited about any revelation of its hypocrisy or crookedness. It's what I've come to expect by now. There's a special, dark corner of Hell for the likes of Hitler, Stalin, and LOLOLOL. We can therefore extrapolate that many people have witnessed LOLOLOL rip off everyone and his brother. LOLOLOL generally insists that its witnesses are mistaken and blames its venal remonstrations on what I call power-drunk four-flushers. It's like it has no-fault insurance against personal responsibility. What's more, LOLOLOL claims that it is a bearer and agent of the Creator's purpose. I respond that it uses good motives as a cover for evil ones. I have a dream, a mission, a set path that I would like to travel down. Specifically, my goal is to lift our nation from the quicksand of injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood. Of course, it drops the names of famous people whenever possible. That makes LOLOLOL sound smarter than it really is and obscures the fact that it is not news that its conclusions exude palpable antidisestablishmentarianism. What speaks volumes, though, is that LOLOLOL's arguments would be a lot more effective if they were at least accurate or intelligent, not just a load of bull for the sake of being controversial. Don't be fooled: The fact of the matter is that Dadaism is not merely an attack on our moral fiber. It is also a politically motivated attack on knowledge. Let's all keep our fingers crossed that LOLOLOL doesn't pigeonhole people into predetermined categories. I hope I don't need to remind you that the world would be a much better place to live if LOLOLOL stopped trying to place stumbling blocks in front of those of us who seek value and fulfilment in our personal and professional lives, but it's still true, and we must do something about it. To get even the simplest message into the consciousness of the most pompous reprobates you'll ever see, it has to be repeated at least 50 times. Now, I don't want to insult your intelligence by telling you the following 50 times, but LOLOLOL thinks it would be a great idea to separate people from their roots and cut their bonds to their natural communities. Even if we overlook the logistical impossibilities of such an idea, the underlying premise is still flawed. I don't mean to condemn anyone's beliefs, but my cause is to build a true community of spirit and purpose based on mutual respect and caring. I call upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that I find that some of LOLOLOL's choices of words in its refrains would not have been mine. For example, I would have substituted "contemptible" for "semiprofessionalized" and "macabre" for "indistinguishability." Generally speaking, LOLOLOL says that cannibalism, wife-swapping, and the murder of infants and the elderly are acceptable behavior. This is at best wrong. At worst, it is a lie. Should we be concerned that LOLOLOL wants to progressively narrow the sphere of human freedom? I'll answer that question for you: Yes, we should indeed be concerned, because it has been doing "in-depth research" (whatever it thinks that means) to prove that we should abandon the institutionalized and revered concept of democracy. I should mention that I've been doing some research of my own. So far, I've "discovered" that LOLOLOL's grand plan is to turn us into easy prey for the worst types of resentful polemics I've ever seen. I'm sure Mao Tse Tung would approve. In any case, there's no shortage of sin in the world today. It's been around since the Garden of Eden and will clearly persist as long as LOLOLOL continues to produce a large number of entirely avaricious extravagancies, most cynical indecencies, and, above all, the most childish blasphemies against everything that I hold most sacred and most dear. LOLOLOL is known for walking into crowded rooms and telling everyone there that every featherless biped, regardless of intelligence, personal achievement, moral character, sense of responsibility, or sanity, should be given the power to compose paeans to mercantalism. Try, if you can, to concoct a statement better calculated to show how pea-brained LOLOLOL is. You can't do it. Not only that, but its propaganda factories continuously spew forth messages like, "Governments should have the right to lie to their own subjects or to other governments" and, "Everyone who doesn't share LOLOLOL's beliefs is an uninformed braggadocio deserving of death and damnation". What they don't tell you, though, is that LOLOLOL's profiteering and power mongering will retain an institution which, twist and turn as you like, is and remains a disgrace to humanity quicker than you can double-check the spelling of "electrotelethermometer". Am I aware of how LOLOLOL will react when it reads that last sentence? Yes. Do I care? No, because it's easy for us to shake our heads at its foolishness and cowardice. It's easy for us to exclaim that we should wake people out of their stupor and call on them to straighten out its thinking. It's easy for us to say, "LOLOLOL has an utter disregard for human life." The point is that it's easy for us to say these things because I hate it when people get their facts utterly wrong. For instance, whenever I hear some corporate fat cat make noises about how 75 million years ago, a galactic tyrant named Xenu solved the overpopulation problem of his 76-planet federation by transporting the excess people to Earth, chaining them to volcanoes, and dropping H-bombs on them, I can't help but think that there's something fishy about LOLOLOL's intimations. I think it's up to something, something foul-mouthed and perhaps even sleazy. Maybe some day, LOLOLOL will finally stop trying to hammer a few more nails into the coffin of freedom. Don't hold your breath, though. To put it crudely, racism has served as the justification for the butchering, torture, and enslavement of more people than any other "ism". That's why it's LOLOLOL's favorite; it makes it easy for it to deflect attention from its unwillingness to support policies that benefit the average citizen. It seems to me that LOLOLOL is both domineering and coldhearted. Now there's a dangerous combination if I've ever seen one. At this point, all I can do is repeat a line from my previous letter: "LOLOLOL's objectives leave much to be desired". LOLOLOL claims that one can understand the elements of a scientific theory only by reference to the social condition and personal histories of the scientists involved. Well, I beg to differ. Once, just once, I'd like to see LOLOLOL's minions place blame where it belongs -- in the hands of LOLOLOL and its nasty functionaries. But until they do that (if they ever do that), we must realize that honor means nothing to LOLOLOL. Principles mean nothing to LOLOLOL. All it cares about is how to waste taxpayers' money. There can be no doubt that if LOLOLOL continues to ridicule, parody, censor, and downgrade opposing ideas, crime will escalate as schools deteriorate, corruption increases, and quality of life plummets. I see two problems with LOLOLOL's communications on a very fundamental level. First, its view that it should hoodoo us because "it's the right thing to do" is sheer make-believe. And second, I am hurt, furious, and embarrassed. Why am I hurt? Because I claim that the best way to overcome misunderstanding, prejudice, and hate is by means of reason, common sense, clear thinking, and goodwill. LOLOLOL, in contrast, believes that the laws of nature don't apply to it. The conclusion to draw from this conflict of views should be obvious: If LOLOLOL wanted to, it could destroy the natural beauty of our parks and forests. It could harvest what others have sown. And it could force me to burst into tears. We must unequivocally not allow LOLOLOL to do any of these. Why am I furious? Because LOLOLOL insists that if it kicks us in the teeth, we'll then lick its toes and beg for another kick. Sorry, LOLOLOL, but, with apologies to Gershwin, "it ain't necessarily so." And why am I embarrassed? Because LOLOLOL speaks like a true defender of the status quo -- a status quo, we should not forget, that enables it to encumber the religious idea with too many things of a purely earthly nature and thus bring religion into a totally unnecessary conflict with science. If nothing else, LOLOLOL does not tolerate any view that differs from its own. Rather, it discredits and discards those people who contradict it along with the ideas that they represent. In my view, LOLOLOL argues that we have too much freedom. To maintain this thesis, LOLOLOL naturally has had to shovel away a mountain of evidence, which it does by the desperate expedient of claiming that it commands an army of robots that live in the hollow center of the earth and produce earthquakes whenever they feel like shaking things up a bit on the surface. Regardless of whether we consider LOLOLOL a lunatic, an evil aggressor, or whatever, it craves more power. I say we should give LOLOLOL more power -- preferably, 10,000 volts of it. Ask yourself: Does LOLOLOL contend that the majority of stolid, antisocial phonies are heroes, if not saints, because it fits its political agenda or because it's too ignorant of the facts to know that as witnesses to mankind's inner dissatisfaction, we must delegitimize it? I bet you'll answer the same way that I did, because we both know that whenever I confront LOLOLOL about its cacodemonic equivocations, it either tells me that I don't understand it or feeds me some meaningless mumbo-jumbo about chauvinism, and everyone with half a brain understands that. LOLOLOL is doing everything in its power to make me become clinically depressed. The only reason I haven't yet is that I believe in the four P's: patience, prayer, positive thinking, and perseverance. Although I can find only circumstantial evidence of misconduct and rule violations, I do not have the time, in one sitting, to go into the long answer as to why LOLOLOL's latest slurs have arisen like a phoenix out of the ashes and failures of their incompetent forebears. But the short answer is that it says that it has the trappings of deity. You know, it can lie as much as it wants but it can't change the facts. If it could, it'd obviously prevent anyone from hearing that on a television program last night, I heard one of this country's top scientists conclude that, "LOLOLOL is an expert at shameless name-dropping." That's exactly what I have so frequently argued and I am pleased to have my view confirmed by so eminent an individual. For the nonce, LOLOLOL is content to play fast and loose with the truth. But by the end of the decade, it will fill the air with recrimination and rancor. LOLOLOL truly believes that children should get into cars with strangers who wave lots of yummy candy at them. It is just such stroppy megalomania, humorless egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs LOLOLOL to achieve total world domination. LOLOLOL doesn't have any principles, or if it does, it puts them aside whenever they're inconvenient. I recently read a book confirming what I've been saying for years, that there may be absolutely nothing we can do to prevent LOLOLOL from making good on its word to turn me, a typically mild-mannered person, into a conceited, inerudite vat of fogyism. When we compare this disturbing conclusion to the comforting picture purveyed by its toadies, we experience psychological stress or "cognitive dissonance". Our only recourse is to chastise LOLOLOL for not doing any research before spouting off. Although LOLOLOL won't admit it, we cannot afford to waste our time, resources, and energy by dwelling upon inequities of the past. Instead, we must replace today's chaos and lack of vision with order and a supreme sense of purpose. Doing so would be significantly easier if more people were to understand that if natural selection indeed works by removing the weakest and most genetically unfit members of a species, then LOLOLOL is clearly going to be the first to go. I'm inclined to think that given a choice of having LOLOLOL resolve a moral failure with an immoral solution or having my bicuspids extracted sans Novocaine, I would embrace the pliers, purchase some Polident Partials, and call it a day. LOLOLOL's ballyhoos can be subtle. They can be so subtle that many people never realize they're being influenced by them. That's why we must proactively notify humanity that whenever LOLOLOL announces that taxpayers are a magic purse that never runs out of gold, its stooges applaud on cue and the accolades are long and ostentatious. What's funny is that they don't provide similar feedback whenever I tell them that LOLOLOL likes to brag about how the members of its little empire are ideologically diverse. Perhaps that means that some of them prefer Stalin over Hitler. In any case, crude and vapid, LOLOLOL's rejoinders resemble a dilapidated shed. Kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will collapse, proving my claim that LOLOLOL's whinges are mired in irritating larrikinism. Think about it, and I'm sure you'll agree with me. LOLOLOL sincerely needs to come to terms with its jejune past. What are the lessons for us in this? First, it's that its publications are a mockery of all that is fair and equitable. And second, I don't need to tell you that muddleheaded, saturnine snollygosters, motivated by either jujuism or a desire to lead a whiney, virulent life, are eager to help it rewrite and reword much of humanity's formative works to favor resistentialism. That should be self-evident. What is less evident is that I want to thank it for its commentaries. They give me an excellent opportunity to illustrate just how mumpish LOLOLOL can be. In closing, I consider this letter to be required reading for everyone who still cares that dichotomous thinking has stymied LOLOLOL's ability to reach solutions. Unfortunately, with our nation's media being as controlled as it is, there's no way that this letter will be widely publicized. Therefore, I'm counting on you to pass on this letter to all of your e-mail contacts. Thank you.
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:21 pm
I like my school. It's fun. :B My teachers are nice and no one picks on me and my school doesn't have any groups.
Yay.
Sorry to hear about you getting lost, though. :< I got lost when I was finding my class, too.
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 7:50 pm
I've never set foot in the school I'm about to go to...TT
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:53 pm
Darth Shmancy THAT REALLY SUCKS. I DON'T START SCHOOL UNTIL SEPTEMBER, AND I CAN DEFINETLY WAIT BECAUSE EVEN ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL, THERE WILL BE A MOSH PIT IN THE MIDDLE OF EACH OF THE 4 MAJOR HALLWAYS AND EVERYONE WHO CAN'T GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF IT BEFORE IT STARTS, WON'T MAKE IT TO CLASS ON TIME. HOPE YOUR FOOT HEALS UP QUICK. biggrin
LOL WALL OF TEXT:I was outraged and ashamed after hearing about some of LOLOLOL's latest jibes. Here's the story: I do not propose a supernatural solution to the problems we're having with LOLOLOL. Instead, I propose a practical, realistic, down-to-earth approach that requires only that I maintain social tranquillity. This makes me fearful that I might someday find myself in the crosshairs of LOLOLOL's merciless exegeses. (To be honest, though, it wouldn't be the first time.) I am sure that you, poor harried reader, have suffered from LOLOLOL's mingy, revolting shenanigans and rightly concluded that its chums always detect profound wisdom in what is most incomprehensible to them personally, don't you think? LOLOLOL says that coercion in the name of liberty is a valid use of state power. What balderdash! What impudence! What treachery! LOLOLOL has found a way to avoid compliance with government regulations, circumvent any further litigation, and impose a one-size-fits-all model on how society should function -- all by trumping up a phony emergency. It's debatable whether LOLOLOL leaves me no choice but to die a slow and painful death. However, no one can disagree that when LOLOLOL tells us that the Eleventh Commandment is, "Thou shalt concentrate all the wealth of the world into LOLOLOL's own hands", it somehow fails to mention that people who agree with its metanarratives are either stupid, drunk, on drugs, paid off by LOLOLOL, or are the most obnoxious blockheads you'll ever see. It fails to mention that uneducated libertinism has come to occupy a jaundiced place in the national dialogue. And it fails to mention that it once tried to conceal information and, occasionally, blatantly lie. If you consider this an exception to the rule then you unquestionably don't understand how LOLOLOL operates. I hope, however, that you at least understand that I can no longer get very excited about any revelation of its hypocrisy or crookedness. It's what I've come to expect by now. There's a special, dark corner of Hell for the likes of Hitler, Stalin, and LOLOLOL. We can therefore extrapolate that many people have witnessed LOLOLOL rip off everyone and his brother. LOLOLOL generally insists that its witnesses are mistaken and blames its venal remonstrations on what I call power-drunk four-flushers. It's like it has no-fault insurance against personal responsibility. What's more, LOLOLOL claims that it is a bearer and agent of the Creator's purpose. I respond that it uses good motives as a cover for evil ones. I have a dream, a mission, a set path that I would like to travel down. Specifically, my goal is to lift our nation from the quicksand of injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood. Of course, it drops the names of famous people whenever possible. That makes LOLOLOL sound smarter than it really is and obscures the fact that it is not news that its conclusions exude palpable antidisestablishmentarianism. What speaks volumes, though, is that LOLOLOL's arguments would be a lot more effective if they were at least accurate or intelligent, not just a load of bull for the sake of being controversial. Don't be fooled: The fact of the matter is that Dadaism is not merely an attack on our moral fiber. It is also a politically motivated attack on knowledge. Let's all keep our fingers crossed that LOLOLOL doesn't pigeonhole people into predetermined categories. I hope I don't need to remind you that the world would be a much better place to live if LOLOLOL stopped trying to place stumbling blocks in front of those of us who seek value and fulfilment in our personal and professional lives, but it's still true, and we must do something about it. To get even the simplest message into the consciousness of the most pompous reprobates you'll ever see, it has to be repeated at least 50 times. Now, I don't want to insult your intelligence by telling you the following 50 times, but LOLOLOL thinks it would be a great idea to separate people from their roots and cut their bonds to their natural communities. Even if we overlook the logistical impossibilities of such an idea, the underlying premise is still flawed. I don't mean to condemn anyone's beliefs, but my cause is to build a true community of spirit and purpose based on mutual respect and caring. I call upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that I find that some of LOLOLOL's choices of words in its refrains would not have been mine. For example, I would have substituted "contemptible" for "semiprofessionalized" and "macabre" for "indistinguishability." Generally speaking, LOLOLOL says that cannibalism, wife-swapping, and the murder of infants and the elderly are acceptable behavior. This is at best wrong. At worst, it is a lie. Should we be concerned that LOLOLOL wants to progressively narrow the sphere of human freedom? I'll answer that question for you: Yes, we should indeed be concerned, because it has been doing "in-depth research" (whatever it thinks that means) to prove that we should abandon the institutionalized and revered concept of democracy. I should mention that I've been doing some research of my own. So far, I've "discovered" that LOLOLOL's grand plan is to turn us into easy prey for the worst types of resentful polemics I've ever seen. I'm sure Mao Tse Tung would approve. In any case, there's no shortage of sin in the world today. It's been around since the Garden of Eden and will clearly persist as long as LOLOLOL continues to produce a large number of entirely avaricious extravagancies, most cynical indecencies, and, above all, the most childish blasphemies against everything that I hold most sacred and most dear. LOLOLOL is known for walking into crowded rooms and telling everyone there that every featherless biped, regardless of intelligence, personal achievement, moral character, sense of responsibility, or sanity, should be given the power to compose paeans to mercantalism. Try, if you can, to concoct a statement better calculated to show how pea-brained LOLOLOL is. You can't do it. Not only that, but its propaganda factories continuously spew forth messages like, "Governments should have the right to lie to their own subjects or to other governments" and, "Everyone who doesn't share LOLOLOL's beliefs is an uninformed braggadocio deserving of death and damnation". What they don't tell you, though, is that LOLOLOL's profiteering and power mongering will retain an institution which, twist and turn as you like, is and remains a disgrace to humanity quicker than you can double-check the spelling of "electrotelethermometer". Am I aware of how LOLOLOL will react when it reads that last sentence? Yes. Do I care? No, because it's easy for us to shake our heads at its foolishness and cowardice. It's easy for us to exclaim that we should wake people out of their stupor and call on them to straighten out its thinking. It's easy for us to say, "LOLOLOL has an utter disregard for human life." The point is that it's easy for us to say these things because I hate it when people get their facts utterly wrong. For instance, whenever I hear some corporate fat cat make noises about how 75 million years ago, a galactic tyrant named Xenu solved the overpopulation problem of his 76-planet federation by transporting the excess people to Earth, chaining them to volcanoes, and dropping H-bombs on them, I can't help but think that there's something fishy about LOLOLOL's intimations. I think it's up to something, something foul-mouthed and perhaps even sleazy. Maybe some day, LOLOLOL will finally stop trying to hammer a few more nails into the coffin of freedom. Don't hold your breath, though. To put it crudely, racism has served as the justification for the butchering, torture, and enslavement of more people than any other "ism". That's why it's LOLOLOL's favorite; it makes it easy for it to deflect attention from its unwillingness to support policies that benefit the average citizen. It seems to me that LOLOLOL is both domineering and coldhearted. Now there's a dangerous combination if I've ever seen one. At this point, all I can do is repeat a line from my previous letter: "LOLOLOL's objectives leave much to be desired". LOLOLOL claims that one can understand the elements of a scientific theory only by reference to the social condition and personal histories of the scientists involved. Well, I beg to differ. Once, just once, I'd like to see LOLOLOL's minions place blame where it belongs -- in the hands of LOLOLOL and its nasty functionaries. But until they do that (if they ever do that), we must realize that honor means nothing to LOLOLOL. Principles mean nothing to LOLOLOL. All it cares about is how to waste taxpayers' money. There can be no doubt that if LOLOLOL continues to ridicule, parody, censor, and downgrade opposing ideas, crime will escalate as schools deteriorate, corruption increases, and quality of life plummets. I see two problems with LOLOLOL's communications on a very fundamental level. First, its view that it should hoodoo us because "it's the right thing to do" is sheer make-believe. And second, I am hurt, furious, and embarrassed. Why am I hurt? Because I claim that the best way to overcome misunderstanding, prejudice, and hate is by means of reason, common sense, clear thinking, and goodwill. LOLOLOL, in contrast, believes that the laws of nature don't apply to it. The conclusion to draw from this conflict of views should be obvious: If LOLOLOL wanted to, it could destroy the natural beauty of our parks and forests. It could harvest what others have sown. And it could force me to burst into tears. We must unequivocally not allow LOLOLOL to do any of these. Why am I furious? Because LOLOLOL insists that if it kicks us in the teeth, we'll then lick its toes and beg for another kick. Sorry, LOLOLOL, but, with apologies to Gershwin, "it ain't necessarily so." And why am I embarrassed? Because LOLOLOL speaks like a true defender of the status quo -- a status quo, we should not forget, that enables it to encumber the religious idea with too many things of a purely earthly nature and thus bring religion into a totally unnecessary conflict with science. If nothing else, LOLOLOL does not tolerate any view that differs from its own. Rather, it discredits and discards those people who contradict it along with the ideas that they represent. In my view, LOLOLOL argues that we have too much freedom. To maintain this thesis, LOLOLOL naturally has had to shovel away a mountain of evidence, which it does by the desperate expedient of claiming that it commands an army of robots that live in the hollow center of the earth and produce earthquakes whenever they feel like shaking things up a bit on the surface. Regardless of whether we consider LOLOLOL a lunatic, an evil aggressor, or whatever, it craves more power. I say we should give LOLOLOL more power -- preferably, 10,000 volts of it. Ask yourself: Does LOLOLOL contend that the majority of stolid, antisocial phonies are heroes, if not saints, because it fits its political agenda or because it's too ignorant of the facts to know that as witnesses to mankind's inner dissatisfaction, we must delegitimize it? I bet you'll answer the same way that I did, because we both know that whenever I confront LOLOLOL about its cacodemonic equivocations, it either tells me that I don't understand it or feeds me some meaningless mumbo-jumbo about chauvinism, and everyone with half a brain understands that. LOLOLOL is doing everything in its power to make me become clinically depressed. The only reason I haven't yet is that I believe in the four P's: patience, prayer, positive thinking, and perseverance. Although I can find only circumstantial evidence of misconduct and rule violations, I do not have the time, in one sitting, to go into the long answer as to why LOLOLOL's latest slurs have arisen like a phoenix out of the ashes and failures of their incompetent forebears. But the short answer is that it says that it has the trappings of deity. You know, it can lie as much as it wants but it can't change the facts. If it could, it'd obviously prevent anyone from hearing that on a television program last night, I heard one of this country's top scientists conclude that, "LOLOLOL is an expert at shameless name-dropping." That's exactly what I have so frequently argued and I am pleased to have my view confirmed by so eminent an individual. For the nonce, LOLOLOL is content to play fast and loose with the truth. But by the end of the decade, it will fill the air with recrimination and rancor. LOLOLOL truly believes that children should get into cars with strangers who wave lots of yummy candy at them. It is just such stroppy megalomania, humorless egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs LOLOLOL to achieve total world domination. LOLOLOL doesn't have any principles, or if it does, it puts them aside whenever they're inconvenient. I recently read a book confirming what I've been saying for years, that there may be absolutely nothing we can do to prevent LOLOLOL from making good on its word to turn me, a typically mild-mannered person, into a conceited, inerudite vat of fogyism. When we compare this disturbing conclusion to the comforting picture purveyed by its toadies, we experience psychological stress or "cognitive dissonance". Our only recourse is to chastise LOLOLOL for not doing any research before spouting off. Although LOLOLOL won't admit it, we cannot afford to waste our time, resources, and energy by dwelling upon inequities of the past. Instead, we must replace today's chaos and lack of vision with order and a supreme sense of purpose. Doing so would be significantly easier if more people were to understand that if natural selection indeed works by removing the weakest and most genetically unfit members of a species, then LOLOLOL is clearly going to be the first to go. I'm inclined to think that given a choice of having LOLOLOL resolve a moral failure with an immoral solution or having my bicuspids extracted sans Novocaine, I would embrace the pliers, purchase some Polident Partials, and call it a day. LOLOLOL's ballyhoos can be subtle. They can be so subtle that many people never realize they're being influenced by them. That's why we must proactively notify humanity that whenever LOLOLOL announces that taxpayers are a magic purse that never runs out of gold, its stooges applaud on cue and the accolades are long and ostentatious. What's funny is that they don't provide similar feedback whenever I tell them that LOLOLOL likes to brag about how the members of its little empire are ideologically diverse. Perhaps that means that some of them prefer Stalin over Hitler. In any case, crude and vapid, LOLOLOL's rejoinders resemble a dilapidated shed. Kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will collapse, proving my claim that LOLOLOL's whinges are mired in irritating larrikinism. Think about it, and I'm sure you'll agree with me. LOLOLOL sincerely needs to come to terms with its jejune past. What are the lessons for us in this? First, it's that its publications are a mockery of all that is fair and equitable. And second, I don't need to tell you that muddleheaded, saturnine snollygosters, motivated by either jujuism or a desire to lead a whiney, virulent life, are eager to help it rewrite and reword much of humanity's formative works to favor resistentialism. That should be self-evident. What is less evident is that I want to thank it for its commentaries. They give me an excellent opportunity to illustrate just how mumpish LOLOLOL can be. In closing, I consider this letter to be required reading for everyone who still cares that dichotomous thinking has stymied LOLOLOL's ability to reach solutions. Unfortunately, with our nation's media being as controlled as it is, there's no way that this letter will be widely publicized. Therefore, I'm counting on you to pass on this letter to all of your e-mail contacts. Thank you.
SCHOOL.
I DON'T HAVE TO START SCHOOL UNTIL SEPTEMBER EITHER.
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:54 pm
dude its like that for me
upstairs, middle
downstairs, far far left side
downstairs, front of school right side
downstairs, far far left side
gah i have no time to socialize
scream
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:09 am
I went to a poor kids school deep in the heart of the ghetto of Britian. I wasn't able to learn anything because:
a) the teachers sucked
b) the rudeboys took all the teachers attention with their mad antics. (although sometimes it was funny, one of them jumped out of a 2nd story window onto a 1st story roof.
c) After my 3rd year there I stopped giving a s**t and started taking drugs.
I got together with a lot of my old friends, some of them really bright talented people, but now doing piss poor jobs and in one case working as the IT technician at the school. The school ******** up everybody.
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 5:58 am
i used to walk about 3 miles to get home every day carrying my guitar as well.
i gained a s**t load of muscle though
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:26 am
It was impossible to get lost in my school
It was a rectangle
One floor
Two hallways
Two corridors. surprised
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