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TICK (black looks better on me than white)
TICK (so what??)
X (methinks thou art confusing me with a new romantic)
TICK (its a fair cop but society is to blame)
X
TICK (greenday)
TICK
TICK (so what?? i'm a lazy athiest)
TICK (beats the hell outta church)
X (OMG!!! druggies are goths?)
TICK (OMFG!!! evry1 who drinks alcohol is a Goth!!)
X (not all Goths are depressed, some of us are very happy people)
X (generalisation, i move for a dismissal)
TICK (life is boring, get over it)
TICK (see next refutation
TICK (Its called insomnia)
X
TICK (what exactly is usual for teenagers??)
TICK (on accounts of being an only child)
TICK (see above)
TICK (what parents dont know cant hurt them)
TICK
TICK (does arguing with RE teachers count??)
X
TICK (its called an eating disorder dipshits)
X (WTF???)
X
TICK (along with a couple of hundred million other americans)
TICK (who Doesn't?)
TICK (methinks some1 is getting goth mixed up with hacker)
TICK (So what?? i like music)
erm... Couldn't say
X
TICK (guess so, i'm an athiest)
X (lol)
TICK (get over it)

I'm surprised they didn't add 'left handed' and 'has black hair'

Totals:
24 TICKS
11 X's
01 erm... couldn't say

*Picks self up off the floor and struggles to stop laughing.*


Hmmm. Lets see.


























































27 Eh.... OoO. I'll burn in hell for that.




Well I'm a Goth then.

The bit where the author admits it's meant to be satire?

A satire which almost everyone fell for? blaugh

*Remembers this thread, counts all that apply*

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various
other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. (COUNT CHOCULA CEREAL MEANS YOU COMMUNICATE WITH THE DEVIL)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

Then sometimes, just for a kick I...
-Claims to be a goth.

Wh333, I'm a goth, ne?

I knew it was satire, but I just thought I'd see how much applied to me... Rofl...

This basically Defines everybody up to the age of 18 or 25.

You people will learn when the Apocolypse comes, you really wanna burn in hell?

If that's a joke, disreguard the rest of this post. Otherwise, read on.

Correct me, gigacannon, if I am wrong in this, but I really don't think we have room for asshats like this who have nothing to say other than we're all going to hell.

I just thought of something really funny though. What if this whole religion thing is one big test by God? What if he wanted to see if people were actually smart enough to see through the bullshit that many religions bring to the world?
Now doesn't that make you think?

Anyway back to my original statement of the day, piss of hellspitter. I couldn't think of any other word combination that fit the description of the assholes that tell everyone that "they're doomed to burn in hell". And people wonder why more and more people leave the church every day.