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 Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 10:43 pm
As that states, this is my new Joke topic. It's for posting any jokes, riddles, etc, just for laughs.*
Now, I personally do not have any joke at this time, so feel free to post! 3nodding
*Of course, Gaian and Guild rules apply. Jokes not valid in the state of Utah.
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:58 am
What's brown and sticky?
A STICK!
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:43 pm
What did the hot dog say when he lost his tractor?
Hey, Where's my tractor? xd
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:45 pm
What does a purple chicken and a grape with feathers have in common?
They both can't ride bicycles!
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:51 pm
Andy1989 What does a purple chicken and a grape with feathers have in common? They both can't ride bicycles! uh... They both are fake? i dunno
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:54 pm
i_love_calimoto Andy1989 What does a purple chicken and a grape with feathers have in common? They both can't ride bicycles! uh... They both are fake? i dunno The answer is in white. ninja
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 2:19 pm
Why do I have one horn?
I was born that way. HAHAHAHAH..no.
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 8:09 pm
There were two muffins in an oven.
The first muffin goes, "Boy, it's hot in here."
The second muffin exclaims, "HOLY CRAP! A talking muffin!"
*badoom-chik*
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:48 pm
Andy1989 i_love_calimoto Andy1989 What does a purple chicken and a grape with feathers have in common? They both can't ride bicycles! uh... They both are fake? i dunno The answer is in white. ninja OMG HES R8!!! eek
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:14 pm
Mickey Mouse goes to court to get a divorce from Minnie Mouse.
The judge asks Mickey why he wants to divorce her after such a long marriage.
Mickey replies angrily, "SHE'S F$%^ING GOOFY!"
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:31 pm
Atma311 Mickey Mouse goes to court to get a divorce from Minnie Mouse. The judge asks Mickey why he wants to divorce her after such a long marriage. Mickey replies angrily, "SHE'S F$%^ING GOOFY!"
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:41 pm
Ok ok. I got a dirty one.
There were 3 girls sitting at a bar bragging about how loose they were. THe first one says, 'My boyfriend can fit his whole fist in me.' The second one says, 'Ha! That's nothing! My boyfriend can fit both his fists in me!' The third one slides down the stool.
If anyone didn't get that...Just ask me to explain...
I wasn't sure if it was a good idea to make it 'public'. sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:52 pm
Serelia There were two muffins in an oven.
The first muffin goes, "Boy, it's hot in here."
The second muffin exclaims, "HOLY CRAP! A talking muffin!"
*badoom-chik* *gasps* I love that joke! *thinks* I need a good joke that doesn't involve murder. What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and d**k Cheney? One's a scary, pale white guy made mostly of artificial parts and the other is Micheal Jackson!
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:19 am
I'm a music dork, so....
What's the difference between a conductor and Dr. Scholl's insoles?
The insoles buck up the feet....
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:24 am
Andy1989 Ok ok. I got a dirty one. There were 3 girls sitting at a bar bragging about how loose they were. THe first one says, 'My boyfriend can fit his whole fist in me.' The second one says, 'Ha! That's nothing! My boyfriend can fit both his fists in me!' The third one slides down the stool.
If anyone didn't get that...Just ask me to explain...I wasn't sure if it was a good idea to make it 'public'. sweatdrop
Actually, it was quite dirty, but I loved it all the same. blaugh
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