Kalona Caroling: Soquili Style Winners p. 4!

[Uta]

Opens: Monday, December 1 @ 8pm EST
Closes: Wednesday, December 10 @ 6pm EST

Ah, Wintertime. Time for shorter days, longer nights; a time for soquili to come together with goodwill towards the Kawani and peace for all. . . and the beautiful sound of . . . roaring? Snarling? Howling? There is some sort of rucous going on deep within the woods, and one can't tell if its the sound of someone being tormented or simply some monster having issues. Upon your brave approach, you catch sight of what looks to be two kalona -- one with wings and frost, the other without wings and covered in bone and blood. They make an intimidating sight, but upon closer examination, you find they're not waging war upon one another but singing.

Together.

They seem to have been touched by the winter spirit and in their travels are singing all the familiar carols all soquili seem to know!

Perhaps you might be so inspired as to join in?

 

[Uta]

1. Halloween Half-Kalona - Uta
2. Frost Kalona - Hanging Gallow
3. Sunrise Mouse - Miss Cherie
4. Toxic Fox - Roniel

How to Play

The rules of this game are simple! Fill out the coded form below and post your favorite Christmas Carol . . . but turn it into a Soquili Parody! This can be anything related to soquili so long as it sticks within our canon. (So no car driving ponies or anything.)h

For example, instead of Jingle Bells, perhaps you'd make something like "Amachi Bells" given Mindsend's Amachi Clan is known to wear headscarves and bells. Or instead of "Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow" you could make something like "Let it Soq, Let it Soq, Let it Soq". Things of that nature! [And yes, you can use those ideas if you want, since it would be your job to fill out the entire song.]

Additionally, we understand some people might parody the same song. That's just fine, too, so long as people aren't plagiarizing one another. Make it unique! Just because two people parody Jingle Bells doesn't mean it's going to be the same parody, either.

Fill out the code, post your parody, and may we fill this thread with fun and silly songs, soquili style!

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[b]Username[/b]:
[b]Preferences:[/b]
[b]What was the name of your original carol?[/b] (i.e. Jingle Bells, Blue Christmas, etc.)

[i]Please Post your Kalona Carol Below . . including a title![/i]

The Rules

1. Fill out the form entirely!
2. Keep your parody soquili related AND canon related. It should stick to the setting of the shop, so no soquili turning into tincans or something. It can be about soquili in general, the shop, or individual ponies, or a mix.
3. Keep the Gaia ToS and Soquili Shop Rules in mind when you parody.
4. Don't steal others ideas. While folks can parody the same song, try to make sure they're different enough even if the themes are similar.
5. You can't proxy for someone. This is asking for an original idea, and therefor we want the people who win the ponies to be the ones who put in the work.
6. You may edit your parodies until the close of the event.
7. Have fun!
8. You should only post one parody per person. If you can't get enough of parodies, go check out Kyrieko's game "What's That Sound?". It's another parody contest, though hers are any type of song, not just carols.  

[Uta]

The Entrants

 

[Uta]

*cuts ribbon* This is officially open! Let the caroling commence!  

[spelldancer]

I've a Kalona Carol For You!
Username: spelldancer
Preferences: Frost Kalona, Halloween Kalona, Sunrise Mouse, Toxic fox (I won a Soquili)
What was the name of your original carol? Santa Baby

Please Post your Kalona Carol Below . . including a title!

‘Lona Sweetie

‘Lona sweetie, just slip a saddle over my rear for sheer…
Been an awful good girl, ‘lona sweetie
and hurry ‘cross the treetops tonight

‘Lona sweetie, pick me up a few chew toys too, eyes blue
I'll wait up for you dear, ‘lona sweetie
and hurry ‘cross the treetops tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next time I could be just as good...
if you'd check off my star wish list

‘Lona sweetie, I want death wrought and really that's not a lot
Been a demon all year; ‘lona sweetie,
so hurry ‘cross the treetops tonight

‘Lona honey, there's one thing I really do need,
the deed - To a wonderful time, ‘lona sweetie
so hurry ‘cross the treetops tonight

‘Lona sweetie, I'm filling my down time with the death threats, and bets
bring your best for the climb, ‘lona cutie,
and hurry ‘cross the treetops tonight

Come and trim my homage tree
With some decorations stolen from ‘machi;
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me

‘lona sweetie, forgot to mention one little thing, a swing
I don't mean a bench, ‘lona sweetie,
so hurry ‘cross the treetops tonight

Hurry ‘cross the treetops tonight
Hurry tonight  

[Laroawan]

I've a Kalona Carol For You!
Username: Laroawan
Preferences: 1,2, pass
What was the name of your original carol? Mele Kalikimaka

Please Post your Kalona Carol Below . . including a title!
Danistayohihv (Dah knee s dah yo he huh)

Danistayohihv is the thing to say
On a bright Kawani Christmas day
That's the native greeting that we send to you
From the land where soquili neigh

Here we know that Christmas will be full of hay
The oats and apples making all the fillies bray
Danistayohihv is the Kawani way
To say Merry Christmas to you  

[Gene Wilder]

I've a Kalona Carol For You!
Username: Gene Wilder
Preferences: Frost Kalona, Halloween Kalona, Sunrise Mouse, Toxic Fox.
What was the name of your original carol? "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas "

Please Post your Kalona Carol Below . . including a title!
"I'm Dreaming of a Blighted Christmas"

I'm dreaming of a blighted Christmas,
Those Kalonas are all to blame.
'Cause the skies are blackened,
the flowers flattened,
and I'm lying here, quite maimed.

I'm dreaming of a blighted Christmas,
With every hex and curse they cast!
"Your days are numbered, act fast,
For this Christmas is, undoubtedly, your last."

I'm dreaming of a blighted Christmas,
My tent has now gone up in flames.
For all the ire
those demons inspire,
they sure love their "reindeer games".

I'm dreaming of a blighted Christmas,
With every hex and curse they cast!
"Your days are numbered, act fast,
For this Christmas is, undoubtedly, your last."  

[Fatal Irony]

I've a Kalona Carol For You!
Username: Fatal Irony
Preferences: Frost Kalona, Halloween Kalona, Sunrise Mouse, Toxic Fox
What was the name of your original carol? Deck the halls

Please Post your Kalona Carol Below . . including a title!

Title: Deck the Hills

Lyrics:

Deck the hills with blood and organs,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Rip the skin to fight boredom,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don we now our finest saddle,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Round the soqs up just like caddle,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the frightened soqs before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Their tortured screams become a chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me in merry mayhem,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
In this song, the Demon's anthem
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fast away the lifeblood passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Thick and dark just like molasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Sing we wicked, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.  

[PixelDeerest]

I've a Kalona Carol For You!
Username: PixelDeerest
Preferences: Halloween Kalona/Frost Kalona/Sunrise Mouse/Toxic Fox
What was the name of your original carol? Silent Night

SILENT NIGHT! Silent Night?

Silent night, "SILENT NIGHT!"
Holy night, "YEAH RIGHT!"
All is calm, "SOOO CALM!"
All is bright, "NO, IT's NIGHT"
'Round yon virgin, "PFFT, SUUURE"
Mother and child, "THAT FLING WAS WILD!"
Holy infant, "NOT SO INNOCENT!"
Tender and mild, "TENDERIZED AND SOFT!"
Sleep in heavenly peace, "SLEEP! SLEEP!"

Silent night, "ROWDY NIGHT!"
Holy night, "JOKING, RIGHT!?"
Son of Angeni, "DAUGHTER OF DEMON!"
Love's pure light "LOVE? PURE? Are you SURE?"
Radiant beams from thy holy face, "More like 'weird mutations all over the place'~!"
With the dawn of redeeming grace, "Or clumsy as a Seathi land race!"

Silent night, "SO RIGHT!"
Holy night, "WHAT A LIE!"
Soquili quake at the sight "A PUREWALKER'S PLIGHT!"
Glories stream from heaven above "WHAT, RAIN?"
Heavenly, hosts sing Hallelujah. "HAIL A' TO YA'!"


(Think of, like, two Soq singing and one is trying to sing really well and the other is trying to ruin it)  

[Cheyriddle4]

I've a Kalona Carol For You!
Username: Cheyriddle4
Preferences: Halloween, Frost Kalona, Fox, Mouse
What was the name of your original carol?Christmas 1915

Please Post your Kalona Carol Below . . including a title!

Christmas 2013

2013 on Christmas day,
On the western plain's the arrows alight with flames.
And lying in the mud by patches of long grass
We heard a Kalona sing from no soq's land
The stallion had a voice so pure and true
The words were strange, but every note we knew
Soq soring ore the living dead and damned
The kalona sang of peace from no soq's land

They left their stance and we left ours.
Beneath the stars the smiles grew like wildflowers.
With trinkets, firelight and flasks of wine.
We built a soldier's truce on the front line.
Their singer was a stallion of 4 years.
We begged another song before the dawn
And laying in the mud and blood and fear
He sang again the song all longed to hear.

Silent night, no hoofbeats pound.
A leader is born of peace for evermore
All's calm, All's bright.
All brothers hoof to hoof
In 20 and 13 in no soq's land

And in the morning sll arrows flew in the rain
And we killed them and they killed us again.
At night they charged, We fought them tooth and hoof.
And I killed the kalona stallion that sang in no soq's land

Silent night, no hoofbeats pound.
A leader is born of peace for evermore
All's calm, All's bright.
All brothers hoof to hoof
And that young Kalona sings
And the song of peace still rings
Though the lieutenants and all the leaders
Built no soq's land
Sleep in heavenly peace.  

[sbuggy166]

I've a Kalona Carol For You!
Username: sbuggy166
Preferences: Frost Kalona, Halloween Kalona, Reroll...
What was the name of your original carol? Deck the Halls

Please Post your Kalona Carol Below . . including a title!

heart {Christmas Loving} heart

Prancing through a Snowy forest
neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh, neigh neigh neigh neigh
Picking mistletoe like a florist
neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh, neigh neigh neigh neigh

See another merry horse
neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh

Put my mistletoe up high
neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh
Little flutter flits on by
neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh

Maybe She'll give love a try
neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh
Tossing mane and nose up high
Maybe I'll give next Christmas a try

[caffeinektn]

I've a Kalona Carol For You!
Username: Brosephiine
Preferences: 2, 1, 4, 3
What was the name of your original carol? Carol of the Bells

Please Post your Kalona Carol Below . . including a title!

Carol of the Soq

Hark how the Soq
All cheerful Soq
All seem to say
"Just let us play!"
Christmas has come
bringing new fun
to young and old
meek and the bold

Ding dong ding dong
New friends will come
with joyful ring
new friends will bring
tons of new flair
from everywhere
with flowing hair

Onward they pound
Raising the sound
O'er hill and dale
Raising their tail
Gaily they prance
While 'miliars dance
With sounds of good cheer
Christmas is here
Merry merry merry merry Christmas
Merry merry merry merry Christmas

On, on they send
On with an end
New Soq are here
Bringing good cheer  

[Summer Raaven]

I've a Kalona Carol For You!
Username: Summer Raaven
Preferences: 2 - 1 - 4 - 3
What was the name of your original carol? We Three Kings

Please Post your Kalona Carol Below . . including a title!

We Three Wish(ers)

We three lovers, childless are,
Hopeful in our wishing star.
Legend has it, you will grant us
New life although bizarre.

Born a child in all our love:
A gift from the great star above.
Come together, show us whether
You have faith, like the dove.

O star of night sky, star of sun
Star with dreams not yet undone.
Always hiding, still deciding
Who will be the lucky one.

Jewelry to give you, have we
Sparkles in the great sky, you see
Hopeful worship of the star now
We will be family.

O star of night sky, star of sun
Star with dreams not yet undone.
Always hiding, still deciding
Who will be the lucky one.

A flower for you: all I own.
Find my brother for I am lone.
Wondering, hoping, wishing, praying,
he is not only bone.

O star of night sky, star of sun
Star with dreams not yet undone.
Always hiding, still deciding
Who will be the lucky one.

Look you yonder, the star shining bright
Hear as they call out with might
"It will happen, it will happen!"
Wishes come true at night.  

[Wasteland Wyvern]

I've a Kalona Carol For You!
Username: Wasteland Wyvern
Preferences: 2, 1, 4, 3,
What was the name of your original carol? Carol of the Bells (Pentatonix Version)

Please Post your Kalona Carol Below . . including a title!

"Winter Wails"

Hark hear the bells,
A deathly sound,
All seem to say,
"Death comes to play."

Winter is here,
Bringing the fear,
To all young foals,
Meek and the bold.

Ding, dong, ding, dong,
That is the song,
The terror sings,
Fear crippling. (Oh! Oh! Ahh)

One seems to hear,
Words ripe with fear,
From everywhere, (From everywhere)
Cries on cold air.

Oh! How they sound, (Oh how they sound)
Rising around,
O'er hill and dale,
Crying sad tales. (Crying sad tales)

Coldly they ring,
Silent they scream,
Blood stains the snow,
Winter gives fear,

Very, very, very, scary, winter, (Very, very, very, scary winter)
Very, very, very, scary, winter, (Very, very, very, scary winter)

On, on they sound,
On without end,
Their fearful song,
To everyone,

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong.

La, la, la la...

Hark! Hear the bells, (Hark hear the bells)
A deathly sound,
All seem to say, (All seem to say)
"Death comes to play." (Death comes to play)

Winter is here,
Bringing the fear,
To all young foals,
Meek and the bold.

(Bringing with it fear, oh!)

Oh! How they sound, (Oh how they sound)
Rising around,
O'er hill and dale,
Crying sad tales. (Crying sad tales)

Coldly they ring,
Silent they scream,
Blood stains the snow,
Winter gives fear,

Very, very, very, scary, winter,
(Very, very, very, scary winter)

Very, very, very, scary, winter,
(Very, very, very, scary winter)

Ah! Ah! Ah!

La, la, la, la....  

[Kaya Wolf Moon]

I've a Kalona Carol For You!
Username: sheppardkid
Preferences: Toxic Fox, re-roll (already won a Soq)
What was the name of your original carol? Deck the Halls

Please Post your Kalona Carol Below . . including a title!

Wrecked ‘n’ Mauled

Deck the head with horns for mauling,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Tis the reason we are laughing,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.

Join we now in games so feral,
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha.
Troll the distant lands for peril,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.

See the fearful herds bow in horror,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Strike the heart and join the bloodbath.
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.

Follow me in deadly pleasure,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
While we revel in screams o’ torture,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.

Cast away all love and laughter,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Hail the dead, ye foals so tender,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.


Sing we darkly, all in madness,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Heedless of the sorrow and sadness,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.