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Scarletgreen
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:19 pm


Let's tell awkward sexual stories/fantasies. emotion_awesome
Once someone posts theirs, then i'll edit this and throw mine in in explicit detail.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 7:03 pm


Deleted because I'm being stalked.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 8:50 pm


I'm a virgin so I have no stories.

But a fantasy of mine is to be with a girl who asks me if I'd like to try a**l, saying yes, and having her surprise me with a strap-on/p***s.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:51 am


my fantasy is to shapeshift

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 10:38 am


My ex and I started humping on the Norwegian national day, in her house while her entire family was over. Had to keep my hand over her mouth so she wouldn't make them notice we were going at it in the next room.

And then it was the time in Cyprus where I didn't stop the morning romp so I could hang the " Do not clean room" sign on the door. Let's just say the Hotel staff weren't too happy with us afterwards, nor was her dad when he found out over the dinner table that night thanks to a mouthy hotel waiter that wanted a high five from me.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:19 pm


First time I ever fully undressed myself in front of my boyfriend (we had been dating for a year by this point), he quickly pulled me into his bed. We knew no one was home so I was at ease and relaxed with my body. We were making out and touching each other (not going any further) when alL OF A SUDDEN HIS SISTERS BEST FRIEND (A GUY) BARGED INTO THE HOUSE AND RAN INTO MY BOYFRIENDS ROOM AND TRIED TO HUG US WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN HE REALIZED WE WERE NAKED AND HE SCREAMED AND RAN BACK OUTSIDE SCREAMING THAT WE WERE HAVING SEX AND OH MY GOD I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO EMBARRASSED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.





needless to say my boyfriend did not see my tits for months after that for lying to me and not making sure the door was ******** locked.
I'm still dating him 2 years later and it's still awkward. He naturally has a very awkward family but his family makes it even more awkward. I just know they're all remembering every time they see me.
And I was really being risky too, I'm such a goody-goody and am really not easy.


Another awkward almost-sexual experience was about 8 months ago. I had been denying with all my heart that this guy, lets call him Joe, was lusting after me. My boyfriend was constantly trying to protect me from him and I thought it was so dumb because he "clearly didn't like me". Well, I found out just how much he didn't like me after a hurricane hit and I had no power. Joe invited me over to his house to watch some movies. I had just gotten into a fight with my boyfriend and was feeling rebellious so I said yes. The next day I drove on over and, oh my oh my to my surprise there's no one else home. So we throw on a movie and in the first 10 minutes of me arriving he brings out the booze. I hadn't drank in so long I nearly threw up. I don't know what the ******** he gave me but it was so dry my eyes teared up.
Anyways, a dumb movie and a half later, he pulled me over onto his lap and started complimenting me on my eyes. In my mind I was thinking, oh he's just being nice. My friend sits like this on other guys and it's never a big dea...and then BAM. He tried to kiss me. And I was like WOAH BUDDY WHAT THE ********. I sat back over by myself and he tried again so I just left. I ran to my boyfriend's house because I was feeling frantic, which of course only made the alcohol boost through my veins faster. My boyfriend's family is really politically correct as well and super anti-underage drinking/anti-weed.


TLDR; my boyfriend's family doesn't like me and I'm a tease.

Scarletgreen
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Scarletgreen
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:22 pm


Biggest sexual fantasy: redface

Definitely a threesome. MFM.
I want to be dominated. mad
PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:56 pm


Fantasy: Ten hung black dudes.
Embarrassing story: Buckteeth and penises don't mix and my ex learned that the bloody way.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 10:08 am


Scarletgreen
Biggest sexual fantasy: redface

Definitely a threesome. MFM.
I want to be Double penetrated mad


Don't hide behind " Dominated" talk2hand
PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 10:17 am


The Almighty Ali
Scarletgreen
Biggest sexual fantasy: redface

Definitely a threesome. MFM.
I want to be Double penetrated mad


Don't hide behind " Dominated" talk2hand


Actually triple. Don't underestimate me. mad

Scarletgreen
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 10:37 am


Scarletgreen
The Almighty Ali
Scarletgreen
Biggest sexual fantasy: redface

Definitely a threesome. MFM.
I want to be Double penetrated mad


Don't hide behind " Dominated" talk2hand


Actually triple. Don't underestimate me. mad
Atta girl cool
PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 3:04 pm


The Almighty Ali
Scarletgreen
The Almighty Ali
Scarletgreen
Biggest sexual fantasy: redface

Definitely a threesome. MFM.
I want to be Double penetrated mad


Don't hide behind " Dominated" talk2hand


Actually triple. Don't underestimate me. mad
Atta girl cool


So what's your fantasy, almighty Ali? wink

Scarletgreen
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 3:11 pm


Scarletgreen
The Almighty Ali
Scarletgreen
The Almighty Ali
Scarletgreen
Biggest sexual fantasy: redface

Definitely a threesome. MFM.
I want to be Double penetrated mad


Don't hide behind " Dominated" talk2hand


Actually triple. Don't underestimate me. mad
Atta girl cool


So what's your fantasy, almighty Ali? wink
MFFFFFFFF

Like a ******** boss
PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:14 pm


The Almighty Ali
Scarletgreen
The Almighty Ali
Scarletgreen
The Almighty Ali
Scarletgreen
Biggest sexual fantasy: redface

Definitely a threesome. MFM.
I want to be Double penetrated mad


Don't hide behind " Dominated" talk2hand


Actually triple. Don't underestimate me. mad
Atta girl cool


So what's your fantasy, almighty Ali? wink
MFFFFFFFF

Like a ******** boss


...don't you mean FFFFMFFFF?
Or are you just sitting off to the side watching while all the girls participate in an incredible orgy?

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:29 pm


Scarletgreen
The Almighty Ali
Scarletgreen
The Almighty Ali
Scarletgreen


Actually triple. Don't underestimate me. mad
Atta girl cool


So what's your fantasy, almighty Ali? wink
MFFFFFFFF

Like a ******** boss


...don't you mean FFFFMFFFF?
Or are you just sitting off to the side watching while all the girls participate in an incredible orgy?


Tssssssssssss *shakes smokey finger*
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