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 Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 10:15 am
The aim is for each member to make a wish to a certain God, and
the next postee then grants the wish, but adds an evil twist to it.
ill give you an example
Fred: Oh Hermes, please lend me your winged sandals so I can fly.
Hermes: Granted, but you get mistaken for a UFO.
Bob: Dear Zeus, please can you transform me into a Dragon.
Zeus: Granted, but you are killed by a man called George.
My Go:
Dear Poseidon, please can you take me on a trip to Atlantis?
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 11:22 am
Poseidon: Granted, but you drown on the way there.
My request: ummm... can the titans be locked in Tartaraus?
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:45 pm
Zeus: Sure thing, the guard is going to be Pandora.
My request is: Athena, can I borrow your owl? Pretty please?!
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:36 pm
Athena: You may but it will peck your eyes out.
My Request: Hera can't you control your stepkids?
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:55 pm
Hera: Yes, but I will order them to kill you.
My Request: Apolloun, can you replace my GT music teacher?
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:27 pm
Apolloun: Yes but you will never do anything but play music until you starve to death.
My request: Can I have a puppy that comes from one of Artemis's hunting hounds?
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:51 pm
Artemis: Granted, but it will be the runt and have a serious case of ADHD
My Request: Aphrodite, may I borrow your girdle?
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:56 pm
Aphrodite: You may but it will never be able to be taken off until you die which will be by a group of angry women for stealing their guys with the girdle's magic.
My request: Demeter can you and your son-in-law learn to get along?
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 5:26 pm
Demeter: Sure thing, though it may damage the crops and agriculture.
My Request: Eros can I borrow your magic arrows? 4laugh
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 5:58 pm
Eros: Yes but you will die being mobbed by crazy fans.
My request: Can I write a crazy book about some of you gods?
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:01 am
Zeus: Granted, but I shall send the Furies to pester you whenever you have writer's block.
My Request: Pan, can I borrow your panpipes for a week?
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:23 am
Pan: Granted, but whenever you shall play them you will be given the sex drive of a Satyr.
My Request: Athena, will you teach me how to weave?
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:49 am
Athena: Granted, but then you'll be better than I am and I'll turn you into a spider.
My Request: Will you guys clean my room for me?
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 11:07 am
Hera: Yes, but you shall forfeit your room to us because we made such a good job of it.
My Request: Apollo, could you teach my sister to sing better as she is giving me a headache!
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:48 pm
Apollo: Yes but in return you shall both be my slaves.
My request: Can someone please thank Hephaestus for everything he does for the gods?
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