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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 5:14 pm
5. They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen. 4. This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to. 3. Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time." 2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?
And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."
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Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:06 am
haha. i don't think any of them would work [for me.]
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:39 am
eh, wood they work for english class?? xd
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:47 am
hdfvbjdfsbywjefvygefidos6gcb esjdfdsg dofgsudi gdifu yiusdfgidufg
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 9:50 am
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 10:00 pm
Haha yeah the last one is prolly infallible
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 2:01 am
....i always is sleeping.....or daydreaming , i like the first one! and dont likies the last one...cause i is atheist!
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:06 am
haha, i like the blood bank one. That would probably work real well!
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:33 pm
Is there a Lecture Hall version of this one too??
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:30 am
Hahaha. The only problem with the last one is that I'm Atheist. 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:28 pm
OMG guess what? THEY WORK...I went to school and tried them.....they were perfect
#2 works extremelly well in my web design class
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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:11 pm
lmao just jump up. "Amen!" smile Nice.
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 6:50 pm
lmao! The last one was funny.
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:32 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:26 pm
heres another one: "Do you discriminate against people who practice yoga?" (It works!)
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