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 Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:45 pm
So, what do you guys have?
I made up a few in gym.
"I'm a singer. When I have coordination, it's a gift from God."
"Guard Warning: Beware Flying Objects"
Any others? any musician jokes work
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:12 pm
Front of shirt:What's the difference between an oboe and a duck
Back: Nothing.
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:41 pm
Me and my friend wanted to make a shirt with some of our inside jokes on it . . . we never did, but I still got this fun list.
Thoughts of a french horn player . . .
“That note’s too high!”
“Can I take this part down an octave?”
“Can I hear what the E flat in measure 57 sounds like?”
“Where ARE we?”
“19 measures of rest, time for our nap,”
“That trumpet player’s kind of cute!”
“Did I just miss my cue?”
“I like your half circle,”
“Elephant!”
“I can’t feel my lips . . .”
“I can’t find my spit!”
“6 2 3 4, 7 2 3 4, 8 2 3 –breathes-”
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:58 pm
sorry to be wasting a post, but i'm never on the first page!!! um...i'm not the haha funny type, you have to be here for me to make you laugh..... sweatdrop hmmmmyep, still just wasting space......nice weather were having! okay, just having an off day, i'm just gunna erase this...
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:04 pm
front of shirt: percussionist lesson today
back: wait what?
this applies to my schools percussionists! talk about short attention spans!
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:37 pm
for bassoon
Front:
It's not a baboon or a buffoon
Back:
IT'S A BASSOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5 hours of practice still I can do better
(For female Bassoonist)
such a male oriented world i live in
Marching.
Foot ball was made for halftime
the real show begins at half time
I march I play and it's in time
Front:
Fingureing, tonging, tapping
Back:
BAND!!!!!
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:44 pm
front: trumpets are never too loud. back: we are just excited bout how good we are.
football is just what keeps people interested between the home and away bands
shut your Fmaj7
front:theres something wrong with the clarinet section, back: i can hear em
some band definitions: mf=maynerd ferguson(sp?) ff=play like the trumpets p or mp= not in trumpet vocab, play like clarinets tacet=shut up
youre just jealous cuz i get this spiffy uniform
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:37 pm
FOOT BALL
I come for the band, I stay for the band.
Front: I PITY THE FOOL...!
Back: ... THAT DOESN'T PLAY TRUMPET!
RULES OF MARCHING
1: DON'T FALL
2: DON'T FALL ON
3: DON'T GET FALLEN ON
Front: The difference between the band's mess ups and yours...
Back: ... Ours are in step.
Band Food Chain
Band Director
Trumpets/French Horns
Saxs/Alto Sax
Tuba/Baritone
Percussion
Flutes
Bassoon
Stands
Director's Wand
Chairs
Sheet Music
The Band Director's tie
Clarinets
Trumpets to Clarinets
We're not too loud, you're too weak!!!
Don't Blame the Band... blame the Band Director!
Blame him (insert BD's name/picture here)
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:40 pm
Man, who here has that signature with the fermata'd measure rest?
'Cause that needs to be on a shirt. !!
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:40 am
A drummer shirt- Front: I'd tap that
Back: a drum
Oh wait, it already exists and I have one! (even though I'm a trumpet not a drummer)
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:12 am
Front: A fermata and ritardando.
Below or back: Hold me retard.
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:29 am
"Why do drugs? Band camp makes you feel the same! It's long, exhausting, you practically faint, its very fun, it makes you feel exhausted and hyper at the same time, your feet hurt, and eventually you wont know where you are!" xD we were thinking of how band is our antidrug and thats what we got...XDD
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Interesting Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:53 pm
"Half-time is game time" That was on one of our shirts before.
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:22 pm
Dobutsu Nushi "Why do drugs? Band camp makes you feel the same! It's long, exhausting, you practically faint, its very fun, it makes you feel exhausted and hyper at the same time, your feet hurt, and eventually you wont know where you are!" thats cool, but its kinda long to put on a shirt...
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:47 pm
*Points to the little phrase in signature*
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