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Tailos-teichou

PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:34 am


That depends on how much you want to remain friends with her afterwards, Steel.

I mean, inviting her to a pub with all your friends, getting drunk, and shouting across the place that you two are finished is probably going to make her put beartraps in your underwear drawers.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:53 am


Not in public. Not on the phone. I don't know what you should do, but I sure as hell know what you shouldn't do. Do you know how badly people talk about guys who break up through phone/intarnets? As a man, you have a reputation to uphold, and being a puss has no part in that.

Do it in person. If you're going for the public dump, don't do it in front of her friends (or yours). Save them the awkwardness.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 7:06 am


Tailos
chikushou
Well, orgy with two people thus far. But whatever. xp


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Tailos
Isn't it something stupid, like 12 different cases, for 3 different tenses?
There's 5 cases for nouns, plus locative and vocative. Locative refers to the location, shockingly enough, and vocative is used when calling someone by name when talking to them. Then there's nominative, which is used as the subject or an appositive to the subject, genitive which shows possession or is used as a partitive, dative, which can show possession, agent, or be used as indirect statement. Dative tends to be translated as "to (noun)". It is also the direct object for some verbs. Then there's accusative, which is normally the direct object, but can also have implications regarding duration of time or distance. Accusative also follows some prepositions and such. Ablative, I think, is very occasionally used as a direct object as well, and for a bunch of other things which I won't go into here. Ablative has, by far, the most uses.
There's six verb tenses: present, imperfect, future, perfect, pluperfect, and future perfect, 2 voices: active and passive, though there are some verbs which are deponent (passive in form, active in meaning), or semi-deponent (1st 2 parts active, 3rd passive, no 4th), and 4 moods: indicative, infinitive, imperative, and subjunctive. [/morethanyouprobablywanttoknowaboutLatin]

So yeah. I'll stop with the lecture.

Tailos
Aha! I understand now. sweatdrop The rectam certainly makes one thing of a**l troubles due to spelling similarities~
Indeed. lol

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Upright? Her flower vase, maybe? 4laugh
Deficertainitely.

Tailos
REAL WOMEN RECEED. talk2hand
Y'know, I love you Taily, but I'm really confused by this. sweatdrop

Tailos
Can't you apply for various other jobs? I mean, checkout supervisors don't have to be 18 unless dealing with alcohol, right? What about store assistants, babysitting, or carwashing?
Yeah, but my mom wants me to get a permanent job, and a lot of those insist that I be 18.

And, you forget, Taily, I'm a [accent=hellknowswhatwiththickrolled'r's]stupid American[/accent], so I can't work jobs dealing with alcohol until I'm 21.

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Remember: Carwashing is best done in skimpy attires. It's the only way to make fast cash. And speaking for the IPG, pictures ARE demanded.
Sorry, Taily, it's unlikely.

Though, that reminds me of the time I was invited by people I don't know to go skinny dipping with them. Awkwards.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:43 pm


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:12 pm


Steel Raccoon
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My girlfriend just told me today that she won't have sex, with me or anyone, until she's married.


That's certainly one big incentive.


To do what? Trap myself in an unfulfilling relationship for years, then find out that the brainwashing she's recieved from church has gone so far as to convince her to only do missionary!? No. She's not worth it.


Feh. This calls for some anti-church brainwashing.

Sex is good, sex is great, get down and dirty, Masturbate!

1,2,3,4 masturbate a little more 5,6,7,8, sex is good and sex is great!

Give me an S! Give me an E! Give me an X! GOOOOOOOOOOO SEX!

*cough* Ahem.

Personally, I think that you don't want to waste your time with someone if you don't agree on these three things:

1) Sex/Sex roles

2) Money and how it's spent

3) Religion/politics.

Don't worry, though, there are tons of non-religious people out there, and tons of us are quite fun to know *wink* but also loyal, lovable, and otherwise great sex partners.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 7:14 pm


Thanks guys. That's just what I needed. And as far as masturbation goes, Oni, I'm way ahead of you on that one.

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Tailos-teichou

PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:19 am


chikushou
rofl


Cage is godly. Even in perverted pictars.

chikushou
There's 5 cases for nouns, plus locative...


*Head explosion* gonk I stand corrected. Or rather, I quiver in fear behind an oversized and conveniently placed boulder. Corrected, of course. In contrast, it certainly shows how blessed I was taking French and a year of German, rather than Latin.

Head explosions in class are messy. mrgreen

chikushou
Deficertainitely.


Best contracted word ever.

chikushou
Y'know, I love you Taily, but I'm really confused by this. sweatdrop


I misspelled 'recede'.

And was referring to the forehead space. A receding hairline = balding, Chiku. 4laugh

chikushou
Yeah, but my mom wants me to get a permanent job, and a lot of those insist that I be 18.

And, you forget, Taily, I'm a [accent=hellknowswhatwiththickrolled'r's]stupid American[/accent], so I can't work jobs dealing with alcohol until I'm 21.


Yeah, no alcohol serving. But surely there's other stores which don't sell alcohol? Like a sporting goods store, or a fishing store if you live near lakes, or...

I still stand by skimpy-attired carwashing.

chikushou
Sorry, Taily, it's unlikely.

Though, that reminds me of the time I was invited by people I don't know to go skinny dipping with them. Awkwards.


Unlikely does not mean impossible. talk2hand

And roffle. It wouldn't be so bad if it was with people you knew, though, right? I'm impressed that the strangers had the guts to ask someone to go skinny dippin' with them... unless they were, y'know, simply after young Chiku-flesh.

Which isn't so bad, I guess.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:21 am


Steel Raccoon
Thanks guys. That's just what I needed. And as far as masturbation goes, Oni, I'm way ahead of you on that one.


Good man. We're with you no matter your choice, remember. We're like the internet girlfriend that caresses and soothes your mind after a long, hard day at the office.

Or something like that. heart

Tailos-teichou


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:54 am


Tailos
chikushou
rofl


Cage is godly. Even in perverted pictars.
Indeed.

Tailos
*Head explosion* gonk I stand corrected. Or rather, I quiver in fear behind an oversized and conveniently placed boulder. Corrected, of course. In contrast, it certainly shows how blessed I was taking French and a year of German, rather than Latin.
Yeah, that list always makes people think it's insanely difficult. Maybe I'm just good with languages, but it's always been pretty easy for me. I got an A in my final quarter! biggrin

But, yeah. I've decided I also want to learn ancient Greek, Basque, Hungarian, Gaelic, and a bunch of other generally-useless languages. Well, Greek isn't useless, but the rest of the aren't too common.
Tailos
chikushou
Deficertainitely.


Best contracted word ever.
Yay!

Tailos
I misspelled 'recede'.

And was referring to the forehead space. A receding hairline = balding, Chiku. 4laugh
Oh! Chiku ges it now! :yay:

Tailos
Yeah, no alcohol serving. But surely there's other stores which don't sell alcohol? Like a sporting goods store, or a fishing store if you live near lakes, or...

I still stand by skimpy-attired carwashing.
Does it have to carwashing, so long as it's skimpy attired? Maybe I could become a swimsuit model.

Only, not.

Tailos
Unlikely does not mean impossible. talk2hand
No, but in this case, it means infinitely improbable.

Tailos
And roffle. It wouldn't be so bad if it was with people you knew, though, right? I'm impressed that the strangers had the guts to ask someone to go skinny dippin' with them... unless they were, y'know, simply after young Chiku-flesh.

Which isn't so bad, I guess.
biggrin Well, I guess they weren't complete strangers, because I knew they went to my school, but I had no clue what their names were, and stuff. And they knew my name. But that happens a lot, somehow. Everywhere I go, people know me who I don't know.

It happened again at graduation when people I didn't know started hugging me. Which is weird, because I don't really generally seem "popular", in the general sense of the word. Maybe I'm just oblivious.

Ultimately, though, I went in the lake with my clothes on, jumping on th rocks, fell in, and hurt my leg. Only flesh wounds, though, which vaguely fascinate me. Heh heh, flesh wound... *pokes her own leg*
PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:28 pm


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:55 am


Oni-Angel
Personally, I think that you don't want to waste your time with someone if you don't agree on these three things:

1) Sex/Sex roles

2) Money and how it's spent

3) Religion/politics.

Don't worry, though, there are tons of non-religious people out there, and tons of us are quite fun to know *wink* but also loyal, lovable, and otherwise great sex partners.
That, and social interaction concepts, and how other people in general should be treated. (ie: People who think that smart people are just there to give them homework to copy=not good partner).

On an entirely unrelated note, I think I might be assexual. Not in the no-sex-drive sense, but in the no-sex-drive-directed-towards-the-anatomy-of-any-given-gender sense. But there still are some things I find sexually attractive. Like jaw muscles. Mmmm...jaw muscles....

And yeah. Personalities are attractive. And I'm also leaning towards a "sex is an art" view.

Randomness.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:08 pm


chikushou
On an entirely unrelated note, I think I might be assexual. Not in the no-sex-drive sense, but in the no-sex-drive-directed-towards-the-anatomy-of-any-given-gender sense. But there still are some things I find sexually attractive. Like jaw muscles. Mmmm...jaw muscles....

And yeah. Personalities are attractive. And I'm also leaning towards a "sex is an art" view.

Randomness.


I might be wrong, but I think that if you're finding things sexually attractive, you're probably sexual, not asexual. (EDIT: Woo, hidden connotations!) Of course, it could simply be that the right person hasn't come around to visit you yet, so give it a little more time and see what happens. sweatdrop

And I don't understand the fixation on jaw muscles, myself. It makes me think images of being eaten alive in a cannabalistic way. sad

Tailos-teichou


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:27 pm


Sex is an art form. *faint smile* If it isn't, then you're doing it wrong.
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