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 Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 9:11 pm
 "Hey do you hear something?" Chris asked Deadpool, stopping and looking over her shoulder, she could have sworn she'd heard a loud THUD, it had almost sounded like thunder. "That was pretty weird..." She muttered shrugging and turning back in the direction they were headed."This is sooo lame." Pixie finally snapped standing up from her spot and forcing her chair back with a kick. "I'm going to mercilessly murder people." She declared storming out of the restuarnt through the back kitchen. Once the kitchen doors shuit, screams could be heard as she rampaged through. She hated being bored. HA-TED it. Silently she stepped outside and took a deep breath, it was actually peaceful out there. She looked at the sky, the batsignal shining brightly... this caused a grin to spread across her face as suddenly she thought of something. She ran off towards the police headquarters at full speed.
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 10:30 pm
Deadpool froze for just a second at the thunderous sound, his eyes widening under the mask as he came to the same conclusion that Spider-man had a few seconds earlier. However, Deadpool was not a superhero. Oh, no. Deadpool had already fought the Hulk once, and there was no way that he was ever, EVER fighting him again. The mercenary was all for mindless violence, but Hulk? "No idea," he lied casually, reaching out and and wrapping his arm around her shoulders, "But let's speed this up a bit, hmmm? Don't want you to pass out from hunger; I might not be able to control the urge to sell you on the black market." Without waiting for her response, he pressed the teleportation button, taking them directly to the beach. "There! ... Now where is that rock..." He cast his eyes about, but paused when he noticed the mansion on the hill. Or... what was formerly a mansion. It was pretty torn up. " Wow. Someone missed their nap time," he commented dryly. He had a pretty good idea of who, too.
As Spider-man flipped neatly over the top of a pole and then shot another webline up to the next skyscraper, he went over his options. He'd have to surprise or confuse the Hulk if he wanted to have any chance at all; that was the only reason he hadn't died last time, so... How did he go about surprising him? Just yell, 'surprise' and hit him with another car?
As he came into view of the creature, he opened his mouth to say, 'Hey! Big, green, and ugly as sin!' What actually came out was, "Hey, Big... Pink." Automatically, he shot a webline over his own shoulder and flipped back onto an intricately carved window ledge, complete with gothic gargoyles, his eyes remaining fixed on the... thing. Words still weren't coming, so he repeated the last one. "Pink?" Then his brain rebooted, or something, because suddenly he could form complex sentences again. "Really? ... Venom? Is that you? Is this the new suit from the spring catalogue, or what?"
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 6:46 am
"No, but we like it when people mistake us as Venom, it is why we...Web Head..."
Greed looked up at the window edge above him and scratch his head; this wasn't the Spdierman he was looking for, but he got one of those crushing his skull feeling vibes from this guy, but he wasn't as big as Spiderman was; it would be like beating up a teenager or something.
"Did you get size reduction surgery or are you from an alternate dimension where everything is different from here? Like Shocker being an idiot in a lab coat or the Green Goblin being more like the Hulk then an idiot riding around on a mechanical bat...We got a headache from all that thinking...Anyway...We were going somewhere with this..."
Greed jumped up and landed on a building roof top that was closer to Spiderman so their mild conversation wasn't going to be yelling back and forth; that and Greed wanted to see how small this Spiderman was compared to him. When Greed hit the top, he began to study Spiderman, but realized he wasn't a scientist and dropped that.
"You can call me Greed, Web...No, you're different, you get to be called Spiderman since I don't technically know you and the Rhino in your universe is probably a wimp with a really big mechanical suit...Our head is hurting again...Anyway, since you're not my world's Spiderman, instead of pounding you into dust, I think I'll just eat you for dinner and look for Web Head. See, now I won't get confused if I call you Spiderman and the other one Web Head."
Greed could care less about whom this kid thought he was since potential food wasn't one to reveal tiny tad bits of information to; that only made them stretchy and hard to chew. Judging by this one's size, Greed could guess he would need seconds later on, maybe go back to the restraint, but that reminded him.
"Oh wait...We just ate awhile ago...Then we are just going to beat you up then; maybe when you meet Web Head the universe will implode! That would be a fun way to go."
Greed didn't make any sudden movements since he assumed this Spiderman worked like a rapid dog; if you move too fast and just intimidate, he won't move, so Greed decided to just stroll over to Spiderman with a slow walk.
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 7:25 am
Spider-man just stared at him. ... What?! There had been an awful lot of speaking, more than he was used to from Venom, but the two toned quality of the voice had made it difficult to understand. He thought he'd heard 'Green Goblin' and 'Spider-man', though, so this guy did know who he was. Then again, after that stupid movie, who didn't? "Okay," he said patronizingly, "Obviously you haven't had the suit for very long, so I'm going to help you out; one, the key is annunciation. If you're going to go off on one of those sinister monologues, you have to articulate so that I can understand you and therefore shake in my little spider boots... or, more likely, mock you mercilessly." Where did the idiot think he was going, anyway? Did he honestly expect to land on the windowsill with him? ... Whatever. So he could not just beat on this thing until it fell over; that meant improvisation. Fire, right? It was vulnerable to fire, and... Well that was an idea... "Basically, if I can't make out what you're saying, we both lose; you have to sound like a special needs super-villain, and I'm stuck with an endless stream of speech etiquette jokes."
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 1:19 pm
Rosie smiled and gratefully dug into her spagetti. She watched Reaper leave, then the pink man, then Pixi, then turned back to her food and tried to ignore the screaming comming from the kitchen. Well, at least it was getting a little quieter now..
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 1:36 pm
Chris looked in the direction Deadpool had been. there on the hilltop was a mansion. Not just any mansion. The mansion... she thought to herself in awe. She shook her head, snapping out of her momentary daze as she sent her eyes searching across the bare beach for a rock. "Hey. Found it." She pointed to a large boulder in the center of the beach. "Because that's a very incognito hideout..." she muttered grabbing a rock in her hand, just incase someone decided to jump out at them. The area surrounding the rock seemed ominous, or maybe Chris was imagining things. She did that a lot when she panicked.
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 1:47 pm
"Yeah..." said Deadpool absently, his eyes still on the mansion. "You go on ahead. I'll be... riiiiight back. " Curiosity did bad things to cats, but it had never gotten Deadpool into trouble. Well... serious trouble... Well... serious trouble he couldn't get out of. Without further thought, he teleported inside the mansion.
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 4:13 pm
Chris stared at him in disbelief as he telported towards the mansion. "You can't be serious!" She cried just as he left. She should have just listened to Spider-Man and gotten a burger or something. Now she was alone, on a beach, where people who may be poteintionally dangerous. No way she going inside of that place without Deadpool. Oooh no. She thought to herself as she sat down in the sad near a small dune. She decided on just waiting until Deadpool came back. He wouldn't take that long... Would he?
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 5:00 pm
Spiderman's thoughts would indeed be correct about Greed's inability to land on a window sill, but Greed could change the surface of his suit to better suit his environment, so he made it jagged and his claws sharp so he could grab onto to something close to the window sill and continue to speak.
"Oh, sorry...We have only been together for awhile and most of what we saw is random past fourths stuff that has nothing to do with the now...You like to talk a lot too! Say more words and we may not try and we say try since let’s be honest, no one really gets beaten in fights nowadays...Except Scarecrow...And Me...And Shocker...And the Commissar...And something called Hosk...I wonder what we all have in common? Anyway...More babble!"
Greed decided to play nice with this Spiderman since he was most likely bait for someone who was from his universe; Venom would notice the difference if he was used for bait and so Greed wanted to play. Since this Spiderman thought Greed was Venom, Greed started to change his suit's color from pink and red to black and white. Greed started to speak like Venom as he started to crawl up the wall towards Spiderman, using his claws to do it.
"Oh, We're so angry at Spiderman! He stole our job, life is unfair, and he stole our girlfriend!"
Oh, he left again...Well then I suppose you can come in young lady, wipe your shoes on the way in."
The Commissar’s mechanical voice came from a speaker buried in the sand and the boulder started to slowly sink into the sand and behind it was a stair well down, leading it an area filled with red light. The Commissar was expecting Deadpool to run off since he appeared to have some sort of ADD or maybe he was just nuts, but this girl also held some interest to Commissar. Using the sensors around Gotham, he was listening to her conversations. From what he had deciphered, she was from a realm where all these places and people were written in comic books and so, maybe copying her memories somehow could later open portals to her own world once the Commissar was Tec again.
"While we're waiting for Deadpool, there will be food waiting for you inside."
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 5:48 pm
Spider-man started climbing up toward the roof himself. "Um... What?" he asked, glancing down at his pursuer just in time to see the color change complete itself. "And who are you supposed to be? Venom from 'Venom and Friends', a Saturday morning cartoon filled with fun for all ages? You're angry with me? Come on! Put a little effort into it! Say you'll eat my spleen, or consume my liver, or something. Promise to rip out my brain and use it for a loofa! When in doubt, just yell 'feed' at the top of your lungs!" And since when had he stolen Eddy's girlfriend? ... Did Eddy even have a girlfriend? He really didn't think so.
Upon arriving in the torn up front of the mansion, Deadpool did the only logical thing that there was to do; he followed the trail of mayhem, which lead to a roughly humanoid-shaped hole in a wall. Deadpool, of course, wasted absolutely no time in yelling, "Hello?" and "Echo!" multiple times, enjoying the sound of his own voice bouncing back to him. Then he went inside and down the steps...
{Exit Deadpool to the Batcave}
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 7:41 pm
"I learned this thing in school where you're not suppose to go into strangers house without a friend... So I'm content waiting here thank you." She said as politely as her shaking voice would allow her. She sat still, Maybe if I don't move he'll go away. She thought to herself, scowling she thought, You idiot that's only with dinosaurs... she watched the rock sink into the sand. Before she knew it she was standing up and investigating the hole it had created. Stairs lead underground, and she looked down them into the semi-darkness. The only bit of light there was seemed to be a red light shining dimly below. She shook her head and backed up, pulling her arms close to her chest, and frowned, There is no way I'm going in there alone! she thought desperatingly looking around the beach. Where were superheros when you needed them?
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Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 11:44 am
 Reaper glanced back over at the street a moment. Deadpool seemed to have dissapeared, but someone else was with the Spider now. The pink guy? The group didn't leave, did they? No, he could sence people inside...and more spilled blood. He turned and glanced back in the doorway just to be sure. Yep, with the exception of Greed and Pixi, they were still in there. He glanced back down the street a moment, then grinned a bit and turned to walk back inside. A patch of his shadow moved away from him and traveled down the street.
Reaper headed back towards the group and sat back down in his seat. "The other two take off?" he asked as he pured himself another glass of his special wine.
The shadow soon found it's way to Greed and Spider-man and paused in a dark nearby alleyway. Reaper emerged from the shadow, still in his apparent human form. No need to alarm anyone if he wasn't planing on causing any trouble. Yet.
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Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 8:38 pm
"Sorry...We just thought since you're so small that you can't handle the graphic words adults use."
Greed coughed a bit and gagged a little while he prepared to speak. To add to the affects of his transformation, sometimes Greed could poke a little at his voice box, altering his voice a little from his own, but not exactly like the person he was imitating.
"Get back here you pathetic runt, we'll rip out your spine and pick out the flesh left over from you with it like a tooth pick and the we'll crack your skull and eat your brains like a smoothie...Good enough?"
Greed kept climbing up the wall trying to catch up to Spiderman, though since Greed was really big and Spiderman was small, the speed difference was obviously the little guy's favor. Greed didn't stop climbing though and just kept going up, knowing his jumps could catch up to Spiderman when they got to the roof.
"As you wish, but you're being over reactive...Though I suppose my minions designed this base a little too creepy, I apologize for that, they tried though. I assure you I cannot harm you...My current situation prevents me from doing much, which is why I need your friend Deadpool."
The Commissar was in fact just a brain and worse a partial damaged brain. In order to function properly as not only a living creature, but as a sentient being, he needed to regenerate himself. Doomsday's power would allow the Commissar to recover from the radiation from Radiant, since even with Deadpool's regeneration power, the constant radiation battle with the regeneration and radiation would be quite painful.
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 10:23 am
"Much better," Spider-man replied, realizing belatedly that perhaps egging him on hadn't been the best idea. "But I would like to take this opportunity to point out that you don't eat smoothies. You drink them. With a straw. Because they're smoothies." He changed direction, moving quickly along the face of the building to the left; the only physical advantage he had here was speed, and he was going to use it."Thinking isn't really your strongpoint, is it, big guy? That's okay. I'm sure there are plenty of openings on the job market for a giant piece of talking bubblegum."
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 12:37 pm
Reaper strolled out of the alley and moved to where he could clearly see the two figures. Well, not completely clearly. He'd have to find a roof top if he wanted to get a good look. But he could make out the large creature moving towards the red and blue figure. Which...did look much scrawnier than the man he'd seen before. He moved towards a building and started humming a rhythimical tune to himself. He paused and glanced up the side of the building, then engulfed himself in black flames. The flames raced up the side of the building and stoped on the corner of the building. Reaper emerged from the flames and brushed his hair back from his face. He smiled and started walking towards the two.
"I'm the fear that keeps you awake. I'm the shadows on the wall. I'm the monsters they become. I'm the nightmare in your skull. I'm a dagger in your back. An extra turn upon the rack. I'm the quivering of your heart. A stabbing pain, a sudden start." he sang quietly to himself, then stopped when he had a better view of the two with a malicious grin on his face.
"And it's so easy when you're evil."
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