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 Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 5:38 pm
"Nothing..."
The spots where the food hit Aleksei's suit turned pink and were soon absorbed, the pink spots turning back to the suit's grey and looking as if nothing had even touched the suit. In reality, the stains were converted by the suit and travelled through it to the floor, leaving the suit clean.
"Just thought I would repay the Joker for my failed attempt at killing Batgirl and we are extremely ticked at old Batman for treating us so poorly."
Aleksei smirked as he fixed his tie as he got up and stepped on the waiter's neck, making sure to keep pressure off in order to teach the waiter a lesson since Aleksei thought it was the waiter's fault. The bar that was going to be built here didn't need clumsy waiter's and Aleksei wanted to place that in this person's mind.
"You're clumsy, aren't you? I don't take kindly to clumsy waiter's in my restaurant..."
Aleksei's applied pressure to the waiter's neck and he screamed, begging for Aleksei to stop; if he applied his full weight and strength onto the guy’s neck, it would snap like a twig.
"Now listen to me and listen good..."
Aleksei removed his foot from the waiter's neck and reached down with his right hand and grabbed the waiter by the neck, applying more pressure then he did stepping on the guy.
"I don't allow mistakes in my restaurant."
Aleksei tossed the waiter into another waiter bringing some of the other orders that were placed, laughing as he did so. With the same calm look Aleksei had before, he sat began down and spoke to the waiters.
"Now go remake those orders or I'll score another five hundred points bowling with your heads!"
Aleksei chuckled as he started to read the menu again, his Symbiote quickly speaking to him in his mind about what he had done.
"That was fun...But I don't think it was him...That girl with the red eyes...She commented on it! I suspect her...We should kill her...What do you mean 'no'?...Oh...Don't like jumping to conclusions? But jumping is so much fun! That plumber jumps a lot...I forgot his brother's name...He wears green right?...Don't recall him...Was he in the first one?...Yeah, the same one that came with that duck thing...I hated the dog too...Wait...Say something or they might get suspicious."
Aleksei's inner conversation with his Symbiote was cut when he realized he needed to say something in order to not draw attention to himself. Putting down the menu, Aleksei spoke to Pixie.
"And for your group...I don't know, I thought getting to kill people would be enough fun for Joker and the rest of you...Maybe I can throw in a few thousand for killing the Commissar or Venom..."
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 7:34 pm
 Pixie's eyes widened, "Good luck trying to kill me buddy." She commented lightly smirked and leaning back and picking up a knife pretending to stab something. "And I do enjoy a good kill but honestly I don't want the downfall of Batman. Without him imagine how boring Gotham would be. I think his mind should be snapped and his life ruined as he rots away in the dark abiss that is Arkham for the rest of time. While us inmates torture him mentally, physically and emotionally. Until he's nothing." She noticed that she'd gripped the knife too tight and blood ran down her arm. "Oops, don't know my own strength." She giggled licking the blood from her arm. It tasted... delicious. She grinned, it was fun to be insane.
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 7:47 pm
Reaper glanced over at Pixi with a small grin. He liked her style He had a few people that he'd imagined a fate worse than death for as well. Unfortunately they were a bit hard to catch....and one was impossible to kill anyway so there wasn't much other option.
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 8:42 pm
"So you know who we are! You read minds? How fun! Let us keep the others guessing...We like guessing games when we aren’t the guessies!"
Aleksei knew now Pixie could read minds if she knew Greed was thinking of killing her which would be a waste of good mind reading talents. Seeing Pixie drinking her own blood gave Greed ideas on what he wanted to try to eat later on since it wouldn't be considered cannibalism if he was in Symbiote form.
"Batman used us and betrayed our good nature...As good as it gets anyway, so we want him to suffer, but we can't do it since he knows our weaknesses..."
Symbiotes were powerful creatures, but their weaknesses were absolute like sonic, fire, and some other third thing maybe; Greed couldn't recall if there was a third weakness. Aleksei long to abandon this formal appearance and go back to being Greed, but a formal appearance needed to be there to make him seem less mad.
"Since you can read our minds, what the hell is that thing in the Scarecrow costume? He looks like a burn ward patient...Which makes us hungry for beef jerky...Do they have that here?...They better are there is hell to pay...I want some beef jerky...Maybe with peanut butter...I love peanut butter...And toast! I adore toast...Does blood taste good? I want to try some! Does it taste like ketchup? It would be good on fries...Curly fries! I wonder how I would look with curly hair...Maybe with no hair. Does hair taste good?"
Greed's mind started to ramble on and slowly he lost his formal form and started to change back into Greed as he kept speaking mentally in an attempt to have a conversation with Pixie, though it was unknown if she could send mental messages to other people, so maybe all these thoughts were a waste of time. When the appetizer came, the waiter just dropped it on the table and ran to the kitchen and Greed didn't wait for anyone to touch it. The appetizer was garlic bread and Greed started to devour it at a rapid rate.
"We eat! We are hungry!"
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 10:28 pm
Reaper watched the man change as he started to devour what had been brought out. He scoffed and leaned back in his seat a bit. "This could take a while..." he mumbled to himself. He glanced over at the body on the floor, then grinned slightly and turned towards one of the other waiters, motioning him towards him.
Once the waiter arrived, he pulled him down towards him to whisper something. The waiter's eyes grew and he quickly stepped away from the Reaper and stared at him.
"Well? You can find someone, right? Unless of course you'd rather do it yourself."
The waiter's eyes grew larger and he quicky made his way back to the kitchen. "And I want a full bottle!" Reaper called after him, then turned his attention back to the rest of the table.
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Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 8:31 am
 The man watched the reaper leave once the other man had taken off. He glanced back down at the woman and grimmaced a bit. She had made her way towards the street, and a few people had seemed to notice her now. The smell of blood was starting to get to him now. In fact it almost smelt like there was more comming from down the street. He couldn't stay here with the risk of that gas still being in his system, so he turned and headed out of the city over the rooftops.
EXIT to Home Sweet Home.
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Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 12:08 pm
Kenji listened to the group talking and sat down at a nearby seat, he took out his double bladed spear and began to spin it around in his hand. Out of all the voices he recognized one and finally decided to speak up. "Can't even say hello Reaper?" he asked as he continued to spin the spear in his hand.
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Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 2:26 pm
Pixie smirked at Greed, she didn't know how to put her thoughts into other people's heads so she just talked quetly as she answred Greed's Questions.
"That's Mr. Crane... No I don't think they have beef jerky but im sure they'll get you some. Peanut butter is rather delicious I may need some myself and yes blood is delicous. Waaay better then ketchup, and on fries I think it'd b prety gross and hair must be disgusting." Pixie was getting a headache from all of the people around her plotting and thinking rude things about other people. She closed her eyes and leaned her head on the table planning on killing the next person to walk up. Some guy named Kenji walked up and talked to Reaper. Pixie peeked her eyes up at him and glared. You... are so toast. She thought to herself, she refrained from it a moment however, because the guy seemed to know Reaper. And it just isn't cool to kill friends. Unless he's an enemy. Which he didn't seem to be from what she'd read in the forum posts.
((I hadn't been breaking the forth wall much. Need to get back in there lol))
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Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 3:37 pm
Reaper glanced back when he heard his name, looked at the man a moment, then grinned a bit. "Sorry, didn't notice you walk in. Kenji right?" he replied.
A horrified scream rerupted from somewhere in the kitchen. Reapers grin turned into a smile. "It's been a while since I seen you."
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Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 4:47 pm
Pixie's eyes widened and a grin formed on her face as she turned to Reaper and muttered excitedly "What did you do!?" she demanded. She still couldn't read his mind so he'd have to tell her to she'd have to find out herself.
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Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 6:21 pm
Kenji showed no emotion to the bloodcurdling screams heard from the kitchen; he heard those all the time from his job. "Right, sorry about last time but I can't have you trying to kill my clients, it's just good business." he said as the stick on his spear seemed to shrink into the form of two daggers and he put them in their holders.
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Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 7:12 pm
"No matter! We'll eat anything; we're greedy like that...Did Reaper ask for a bottle of blood? We wanted some too..."
Greed finished the bread and belched, his new size coming to order as his suit started to finally take full form, causing the chair he was sitting on to creak and eventually fall apart right under him. Greed was now sitting on the floor, but still head level over the table due to how huge he was.
"I don't feel so good...I feel great! What are you guys planning? Can I join? Pick me! I want first base! All you base are belonging to us!"
Greed stopped his rants when he noticed some kid with some magic weapons talking to Reaper, but Greed cared less; Pixie was more interesting then Reaper at the moment since she could read minds. Greed leaned over the table and decided to keep his conversation with Pixie and the jerky guy, though the jerky guy wasn't talking much for some reason.
"Why is the burn ward patient not speaking? Is he a mute?"
Scarecrow was getting annoyed with Greed greatly since he was referring to Scarecrow as 'jerky guy' which didn't sit well with Crane. Sighing, he spoke in order to get the pink monster to shut up.
"I don't sfeak froferlly, idiot...I don't hafe any lifs."
Scarecrow was considering Hush to treat at least his lips as Joker suggested since this speech problem was really getting on Scarecrow's nerves; maybe he could invent some kind of prostatic lips to place on so he could speak properly, but at the same time he didn't have that type of equipment at his lab; only stuff to make Fear Toxin, No Fear, and the Terror Machine. This whole delay was annoying; Scarecrow wanted to get to Stark Industries now.
"You talk funny! We like funny! Say more words!"
Greed liked things that were abnormal and that speech impediment the jerky guy had was very interesting to one with Greed's mind and the fact he looked like beef jerky made into a person kind of. Greed then spoke to Pixie again, since the jerky guy was angry or something.
"So...Want to hear my copyrighted pick up line? Some say Beauty killed the beast, well baby, you are the beast and I'm the beauty! Nice huh? I came up with it after watching King Kong...The newer one with that guy who did the movies about that wedding ring...Which I didn't get since all it did was make you go invisible...Not Invincible Woman invincible, just plain invincible, why did so many people want such a crappy ring?"
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 10:26 am
"I understand." Reaper replied to Kenji, then turned to Pixi a moment. He was about to answer her when the now pink and monsterous looking man spoke up. He chuckled slightly. He was starting to sound like a child...so much for that high and mighty bussiness attitude. And what was with the look? Did he trade in his animal costume for a symbiote or whatever it was they called it here?
"Well, yes and no." he replied. "I ordered a bottle of wine, but I doubt they have the kind I like here, so I told the waiter how to make my special mixture."
About that time, the waiter shakily came back out of the kitchen with a bottle. He placed it on the table and started back towards the kitchen.
"Hold on," Reaper called out. The waiter flinched a bit and turned back towards him. "I think the big guy here would like a bottle himself. Straight this time." The waiter unwillingly nodded and went back into the kitchen.
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 2:25 pm
Joker listened to Aleskei's rantings, and watched him change into Greed with some interest. "Well, sir, I happen to agree with Pixie on the sentiment of killing Batsy. As much as I hate him, I want him alive. I want to beat him, and I want him to know he was beaten by me, and a dead Batman doesn't know he's been beaten, because he's far too busy being dead. However, I think it would be immense fun to stop Guano-For-Brains from reaching Superblonie..." The Clown Prince Of Crime looked at Kenji, and simply said, "I don't know who you personally, which means that as far as I'm concerned, you're fair game to me, murder-wise. That would be your first and only warning." The Ace Of Knaves turned back to Aleskei and said, "The straw man would be a fellow enemy of the Batman, the Scarecrow. Don't mind the speech impediment, he got in a fight with the Tin Man, according to Reaper here, and lost. I'm still looking for the Cowardly Lion, myself, heh heh..." Then, he just sat back and listened to the wonderful screams, and to Greed's insane rantings. The clown leaned over and whspered into Gossamer's ear, "And they call ME a nut job..."
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 2:48 pm
Kenji only began to chuckle at what the Joker said to him. "Go ahead, make my day." he said with a smirk as he pulled a simple pistol out of his pants and handed to the Joker, still with a smug smirk on his face.
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