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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:37 pm
Joker smiled back at her. "Yes, but that might come later, once the others have been fed, watered, entertained, and put to bed. Well, there's also the somewhat large obsession with beating the Batman, and possibly killing him, depending on my mood, and the whole 'kill Batman's sidekicks' thing I have, but I'm pretty sure those're the only relationship-endagering problems I have, beyond just loving murder." His smile turned into more of a smirk as he continued. "As for the good surprises, definitely later, I think."
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:07 pm
 Gossamer grinned a bit. "Not a problem." she replied. "I have a bit of a spider problem myself. She just never seems to stay squished no matter how many times I leave her trampled."More buzzing. She ignored it and bit her lip slightly. "I look forward to later.".
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:13 pm
Joker smiled a surprisingly sane-looking smile, and said, "Me, too." It was gone as quickly as it had appeared, though, and the insane grin was back. He thought for a moment, and said, "You know, between just you and me, the whole team thing was really just a way for me to decide if I liked you or not, with the added benefit of me being able to get some help for next time I faced the Bat. Maybe that added bonus can extend over to your Spider issue, too."
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:29 pm
 Gossamer smiled, both at Joker and because the buzzing had stopped finally. "I'd like that." she replied. "I think this could be the start of a very good thing." she purred.
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:36 pm
"Indeed..." Joker said to Gossamer, and kissed her again, on the spur of the moment. A VERY good thing, for sure.
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:56 pm
 Gossamer smiled as he kissed her again, this time moving her hands up to hold onto his shoulders. The buzzing returned, but not quite as strong this time. Then she finally realized that this was the first time she'd been with anyone since that little accident. Well, Jade (who she was sure was the one making such a fuss), would simply have to get over it. This was her body after all.
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:19 pm
((Enter Scarecrow from New York.))
"Are you two done yet?"
Scarecrow stood a few feet away leaning on a wall as his head was hidden behind a newspaper he was reading, trying to be as patient as possible with Joker and his new friend. This was a new side of Joker that Scarecrow hadn't seen before, but Scarecrow just assumed his odd sides were from his odd personality, though Scarecrow couldn't really pin that on Joker since he too was a little messed in the head.
"Took awhile hor me to hind you, Joker."
Scarecrow had trouble pronouncing the sound 'F' made due to his burns, which in the process left Scarecrow without any lips to speak with, making letters impossible to pronounce correctly. 'F' came out as 'H' when he spoke, though not exactly since Scarecrow still communicated with the rest of his mouth. Scarecrow hoped Joker wouldn't notice; it would be slightly embarrassing, but Scarecrow already assumed Joker would take notice due to that strange sixth sense of his. Scarecrow lowered the newspaper and directly looked at the two of them, wearing his mask to hide his hideous face.
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:34 pm
Joker broke the kiss and whipped around. "Scarecrow..." Joker said, with a little contempt in his voice. "It's been a while since I last saw you, but then again, I guess we've no one to blame but each other for that. I mean, if I hadn't beaten you within an inch of your life, we'd probably see each other more often. Then again, if you hadn't tried to 'experiment' on me by spraying me down with that Fear Gas of yours, which I'll remind you had no effect..." Joker got his wicked smile back as he remembered that little detail, then he continued with, "...then I'd have never beaten you within an inch of your life, so, yeah, both our faults." The clown looked at Gossamer and said, "Ah, hold on, Scarecrow, this is Gossamer, also called the Mist. Gossamer, this is Dr. Johnathan Crane, also known as the Scarecrow." Joker thought about something Scarecrow had said, then questioned, "By the way, Johnny, how'd you lose your 'F' sounds?"
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:42 pm
 ENTER from Warehouse
Reaper continued down the street that the others had gone. Joker and Gossamer seemed to have been in a hurry to get to wherever they were going, seeing as he'd lost sight of them a block or two back. Though when he finally spotted them again, he could see why... Well, at least they were getting along. He turned his attention over to the man with the newspaper as he continued closer to them and thought for a moment. Then a small smile crept across his face. That little mind link thing came in handy sometimes. So this was the guy who was burnt alive, then just jumped up and ran off, huh?// eek Um, yeah...I do believe this is the guild's first actual romance. eek //
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:45 pm
(( WHOO! I AM A FIRST! YES! Leave it to the crazies, right? blaugh ))
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:02 pm
"Nothing gets fast you, Joker and let’s leave that in the fast..."
Scarecrow also had problems pronouncing the letter 'P' due to his condition, but it also made his face sound odd due to having no lips which made his total appearance even more chilling, well, at least to normal people. Seeing as he was done reading Scarecrow tossed aside the newspaper and walked forward, stopping a little ways to still keep personal space safe between both him and the Joker, as well for Gossamer. Scarecrow tipped his hat as he said hello to Joker’s new interest it had appeared, but Scarecrow never assumed much about relationships.
"Nice to feet you, Gossamer."
Scarecrow would have to try to limit his sentences to not include certain letters letter on since he couldn’t pronounce 'M' right either, which made him sound a bit creepy while saying hello to Gossamer. Not wanting to waste time, Scarecrow quickly rushed to why he was trying to find Joker, speaking again to continue the actual conversation.
"You see, Joker, that is just why I came to seek you out; I half a little grudge to settle and a job to full infolfing said grudge. I need to steal a fower source to huel a new infention I hafe called the Terror Machine which allows fe to create rain with any gas to effect a large area...Hich I thought you hould fe instrested in. Felp me and you can have the schfatics for it to faybe spread a sfile to efery face in Gothaf."
Scarecrow intended for Joker to use the Terror Machine's schematics to create some kind of rain using his Joker Venom and giving a smile to every face in Gotham, though that part seemed hard to understand due to Scarecrow's speech impediment. Scarecrow had other options such as pay as well, so he thought he should defiantly mention that too.
"If that doesn't suit your liking, I could alfays fay in cash."
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:10 pm
"Scarecrow, I'd be delighted to help you with this, but tell me: What the bloody hell is wrong with your mouth?" Joker put extra emphasis on his own question. He wanted an answer. If Batman's gotten more dangerous, the Harlequin of Hate might need to step up in kind.
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:34 pm

"He got into a little fight with the tin man in New York and lost." Reaper said with a slight grin as he approached the three. He'd let the corpse explain the details if he wanted...though he was a bit interested to see what the man looked like.// xp Yep. //
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:45 pm
Joker laughed at Reaper's comment. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHEEHEEHEHOHOOHOOHOHOHEHEHEEHEEHAHAHAHAHA!!! Reaper, I didn't know you had a sense of humor!" The clown turned back to Scarecrow, and asked, "Is that true?"
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:57 pm
 Gossamer gave Scarecrow a small smile and knod at his greeting. The buzzing in the back of her mind had stopped...it had to be the fact that she was kissing Joker. She couldn't help but grin slightly. She stood there and listened to the two talk, then glanced over at Reaper when he appeared. Rosie stood behind him, almost hidden...and...with this strangely annoyed look on her face. She was staring straight at Gossamer too, as if she had done something that Rosie didn't approve of. Her smile grew a bit. The look was as cute as it was serious.
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