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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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 Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:43 pm
"Actually, I'm here for a few reasons, none of which were to kill you. But if death is what you want..." Joker smiles a wicked grin. "...You came to the right clown." The clown propped his legs up on the table. "So... we going to sit down and talk like civilized people, or am I going to have to hurt you before you'll listen? Heh heh heh..."
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:10 pm
"You're lucky I'm partly drunk, clown...Or I would be tempted to smash your teeth."
Rhino didn't take kindly to being underestimated and let alone by some clown he never met, but business came first above all else. Rhino was large enough to sit down by the table and not have to sit in a seat, so he just sat on the floor while he kept his eyes on the Joker. Rhino sighed and began to speak, wondering what the clown wanted.
"What deal did you have in mind?"
Rhino was still a bit worried on the legitimacy of this guy, but there were currently no other clients out there looking to hire Rhino, so this guy seemed like the best bet. As long as he wasn't going to end up delivering another package, Rhino was fine working for a clown as long as he had as much money as he had a sense of humor. Rhino was also beginning to think this whole thing was an illusion brought up by the Vodka intake, but why would he be imagining a clown and Deadpool? Where were the women with money at if this was all but a drunken illusion?
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:54 am
"Here's what I have in mind..." Joker began; the clown could already tell he was dealing with a another mercenary, but instead of being like Deadpool, this one was all business, all about his end... oh, well, there are ways to make them work for you, too. "I understand that you come from a different... Universe than I do. That would be why I don't really know you and you don't really know me. If you had, you'd have jumped at the sight of me from fear. I'm a little like Deadpool here," Joker gestured at Deadpool with a great flourish as he said this, looking like he was introducing a famous performer, then continued. "Except, he kills for money, and I kill for fun. Oh, Deadpool, you'll want to hear this as well, as it's a contract for the both of you. As Deadpool has already witnessed, there's a hero in this city, Gotham City, called Batgirl. She answers to a man called Batman. They're part of this big Bat Family that has caused trouble for me over the years. I still want Batman himself for me, but who's to say that I can't share the fun with others? There are many members of the Bat Family. For now, we can focus on Batgirl. She's right outside this building, as a matter of fact! I say, $10,000 dollars to whichever one of you two brings me her head... literally. The rest of her need not accompany." The Joker reaches into his pockets and produces five $1,000 billfolds in each hand, a total of $10,000 cash, and, taking his legs off the table, sets them down onto the table, on the opposite end from Rhino; the clown didn't know him well enough to trust him like that. "I believe cash is acceptable in your Universe as well, gentlemen. I believe we shall agree to this on a handshake, as there is no proper paper to write a written contract. Oh, left hands also, gentlemen, my right will give you quite the shock, heh heh heh..." The Joker offered his hand out, so that whichever one could shake it first.
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:03 pm
"I'm liking ya better then Fisk already."
Rhino reached out with his right and shook Joker's left hand. This guy was crazy, but he was a crazy that knew exactly what he wanted and that was the best kind. As long as this guy was paying cash, Rhino would gladly kill some girl, but he would have to make sure the head wasn't too badly smashed. Rhino could remember from the little knowledge he had that Batman was a hero with no powers, so Batgirl would obviously be a hero with no powers as well. Rhino wasn't a very fair sport and he quickly stopped shaking Joker's hand and running towards the front part of the bar. Rhino always said doors were for chumps, so he lowered his head and ran right through the front wall of the bar and continued forward to see where this Batgirl was. Last Rhino remembered, there was also a girl out here that use to be in front of the Chinese Restaurant; was she Batgirl? Only one way to find out and that was to bash down the Chinese place. Seeing logic in his mind, Rhino charge towards the restaurant and bashed down the front wall, to see if she was in there. Seeing that there weren't any women who were young enough to have the 'girl' in their hero title –based on the age he guessed Supergirl was- , Rhino started charging his way through the building in search for Batgirl.
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:16 pm
Deadpool shook his head sadly. "Wow. Just not quick enough on my feet, I guess." He glanced casually at the money again. Shame really; that girl had been cute. Still cash was cash. Of course, he could just take the money from the Joker... But it would be more fun this way. "I'm going to just..." He reached up to wipe a nonexistent tear from his eye. "Take a walk. To get over the loss." He winked, and then turned and walked casually after the Rhino.
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:27 pm
Rhino had managed to destroy the Chinese Restaurant quite thoroughly and created so many holes in the building, the foundation seemed to become unstable due to lack of support. Rhino had created a hole from the restaurant to the building next door and even past that to the next one. Rhino had two reasons for doing this: One, she could be in one of these buildings or two, the commotion would attract her or some other hero that could know her location; that was usually how it worked with Web Head. Rhino's path of destruction had leaded him to a boxing factory that was currently offline due to workers needing to sleep. Not even the steel machinery of the assembly line could stop Rhino's stride as he took a quick look around before bashing through the wall of the factory and into the next building. The police forces were starting to take notice of Rhino and the destruction he was causing quite quickly, but Rhino was confident that if bullets in New York didn't pierce his hide, bullets in Gotham couldn’t either. The next building wall couldnn't stop Rhino as well and he ran head first into a bakery, flattening sour dough bread to ginger snap cookies; bakery goods weren't going to stop Rhino either.
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 9:12 am
Joker propped his feet on the table again as the two mercenaries left. "Well, THAT was easier than expected." The clown then turned his head towards the other two people in the room, particularly the one in the red coat. "I guess that leaves the three of us. So... what brings a devil such as yourself to a place like Gotham?"
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Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:30 pm
 Sapphire smiled a bit. "Sure." she replied, happy for a chance to try and make up for her little episode earlier. She started towards the bar, but watched as the rhino charged out of it and smashed into the resturaunt. "Um, you wanna chase after him or visit Joker?" she asked, glancing back at the path Rhino took. Reaper turned and watched as two other men walked in. He sat quietly at the bar and listened. Seemed he wouldn't be able to use the Rhino...but no matter. Some of his other duplicates should be able to find something. He smirked a bit as Rhino smashed through the wall and turned back to his drink to finish it. He glanced back at the Joker a moment, slightly interested in why he called him a devil. Had he been watching when he moved seats? "Oh, taking a break from playing some supergirl." he replied.
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Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:46 pm
Batgirl looked at the large man. Shel ooked towards the bar with a clenched fist. "We could split up..." She suggested, though she really didn't think Sapphie should be alone. "But either way I get the Joker."
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Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:59 pm
Sapphire glanced back to where Rhino had gone. He did seem to be causing quite a bit of damage. She couldn't just let him keep this up....but if the guy pulled that stunt again...
"Alright. I'll try and settle that guy down and keep an eye on the bar. You need any help, just try and get my attention." she said. She could send a few spiders in and around the bar and keep an eye on it that way. It would limit her other powers a bit, she didn't want to be too late to help if she needed her again.
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Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 7:18 pm
Batgirl nodded and hurried towards the bar, slipping into the shadows once in the door. It was apparent that the large man had been there. Tables were broken the bar looked a little shaken up. She could take the Joker by surprise, he was alone and she knew almost everyone of his tricks. Though she'd been taken by surprise last time by the joy buzzer, Batgirl was going to be quick and steathy while she took care of the Joker.
He could rot in Arkham for all she cared.
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 1:02 pm
Joker smiled and said, "Ah, you've met Super-Blondie? Interesting..." The clown had intended to continue, but strangely, he started getting that feeling he got whenever Bats tried to sneak up on him, so he said, "Hold on just one second..." and quietly slid a purple grenade out of his jacket and set it on the table. There was a string tied to the pin loop, which he tied to his arm. "There, that ought to get Batsy's attention when he comes out to play..." He turned back to the man in red. "Now... where was I? Oh, yes... BUT... that's not REALLY why you're here... is it? Heh heh heh..."
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:18 pm
Before Batgirl could make a move she spotted the grenade on the table.
Clever. She thought with a sick look on her face. She would have to cut the string attached to the Joker without him looking and without catching the other guy's attention. Or... She thought with a grin, I could get him before he had a chance to activate it... She scratched that and just pulled out a batarang. She stepped out of the shadows and towards the Joker. She had a plan.
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:34 pm
Sapphire quickly lept onto the building and made her way to the roof. From there she easily made her way across the rooftops until she found the large gray figure below her. Hoo boy, this could be fun.
She paused a moment and checked to see how her vision power was comming. A few spiders out side the building had a good view, and two or three managed to find their way inside. There was the Joker and two other men inside...no sign of the one in red...batgirl...and a granade on the table. She turned her attention back to the street. Even if she had to mess around with this guy, she should still be able to see if something really bad started to happen. Then she could just teleport back to the spot where they had met and quickly make her way to the bar from there.
She still didn't feel real good about it, but she couldn't just let this guy tear up the whole city. She gently flipped off the roof and landed close to the middle of the building, crouching down close to the wall so she could spring away if needed.
"I know I haven't been here that long, but I'm pretty sure playing demolition in the streets is a big no-no." she called down.Reaper glanced down at the granade, then back at the Joker with a small grin. "Honestly, no." he replied. He had no idea who this clown was, but he had a feeling he might like him. "Beside's taking a break, I'm looking for..." he started, but then caught a costume walk in. He sighed a bit. He didn't sence anything special about her, meaning human. No powers he could swipe here yet.
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:17 pm
"I thought I heard someone annoying over here," came a gravelly voice from Deadpool's left.
From the shadows emerged Agent Zero, a muscular man clad in fatigues. He was another survivor from Weapon X.
"Long time, no see, Deadpool," he said. "Where you headed?"
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