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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 5:46 pm
Joker looked up again. "You really DON'T pay attention to the caption boxes, do you? A man in a rhinoceros suit is in there, and he just scared the begeezus out of all the patrons. I think he's from your universe, too." He could have said more, but that would be telling.
Harley looked at Joker and asked, "But Puddin', how d'ya know THAT?"
Joker smiled and said to Deadpool, "She can't see them at all." Then he turned to Harley and replied, "Because I'm that good, Harley. Trust me."
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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 5:56 pm
Deadpool rolled his eyes. "I'm eating. I don't pay attention to anything when I'm eating." He hesitated, looking down at his plate; only a few, sad-looking fries were left. He glanced up at the Joker, a grin slowly spreading across his face. "Yeah, he's from mine. Dumb as a brick, too. Wanna go play? I needed to talk to Sapphire Spider anyway. And by 'talk' I mean grope."
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:35 pm
Joker finished up his own meal, and replied, "Sounds like fun! Plus, we can get free booze! Harley, finish up, we're going to play!"
Harley finished up and said, a little reluctantly, "Actually, Mistah J, I hafta go and feed the babies, but the hide-out's only a few blocks away. If ya need me, just whistle."
Joker smiled and said, "Alright, Harley baby, I'll you later, then. Deadpool, the lights are up, the stage is set... LET'S GO GET SOME LAUGHS! HAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEEHEEHEEHOHOHOOHOOHOOHEHEHEHAHAHA!!!"
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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:46 pm
Deadpool got up, removing the napkin from the front of his costume and tossing it back onto the table. "That's not going to be hard," he said wisely, "The Rhino is the ultimate jackpot for America's Funniest Home Videos... Or the Darwin Awards. Then again," he added proudly, "I'm not one to talk. Just a little while ago, there was this thing with these dinosaurs..." He trailed off as he walked out of the restaurant, his eyes falling on Sapphire Spider. "Hey!" he called loudly, "It's the blue Spidey knockoff! What's shakin', Baby?" Batgirl was next to Sapphire, but Deadpool was still ticked at her for not coming to lunch, so her presence was ignored.
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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:50 pm
"Who doesn't have it out for me? I bet even Fisk is pissed at me for something reason; they all just expect too much from me and I was beaten by a teenager...I always prided myself on being the strongest, but now I'm just the biggest and dumbest."
The Vodka was really getting to Rhino; he was starting to mumble all of his problems and eating peanuts on the counter. Rhino needed something to make him stronger so he could finally pulverize Web Head for good and beat Super Girl; he didn't want to kill her since she actually let him have a say instead of spitting more insults at him. This kid was pretty good too, though that was probably because he thought Rhino was jsut drunk and not an idiot. Rhino took another chug of Vodka and tossed it at the wall before standing up and violently shaking his head for a few seconds. Rhino could sober up quickly due to his large size, so he was already a bit better from the alcohol.
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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:09 pm
 "Oh no..." Batgirl mumbled looking towards the bar eagerly, she really wanted to find out what was going on and if Deadpool was here the cops would definetly beat them there. Meaning, they'd miss all the fun.
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:48 am
Walking after Deadpool, Joker said, "And so is Fem-Bats! Did you go let Batsy know I was here? I hope you did, I don't think Deadpool's had the pleasure of meeting him yet! Harley, if you're going to leave, now's the time..."
"Righty, Mistah J! I'll see ya lata! Bye-bye!" With that, Harley jumped past the two of them, jumped in the car, and drove off like a demon. [exit Harley Quinn to wherever]
"There, now that THAT'S settled..." Joker began, "Let's see, I think I still have a couple spare warehouses... I think it's time for a much-acclaimed reprisal of my night with Jason Todd, wouldn't you say, Batgirlie? Oh, don't worry, your new friend would be joining you, naturally, wouldn't want her to be left out of the EXPLOSIVE fun, would we? Heh heh heh heh heh heh..." The look in his eyes, directed expressly at Batgirl, was of murderous intent as his diabolical grin spread across his face.
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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:36 am
Batgirl clenched her fists, she couldn't forget the look on Batman's face everytime Jason was brought up. She stared the Joker down. She wasn't going to let him hurt her or Sapphire without a fight. She was suddenly glad she hadn't called Batman.
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 1:53 pm
"I see..." Joker continued, "You're going to play the silent game, just like Batsy... Well, it's an improvement on the whole Robin archtype... How many of them are there, anyway? I mean, come on! They grow up and leave the nest, sometimes it's a girl, sometimes it's a robot... occasionally they get killed... Sometimes he fights with them, other times he's alone... Trouble in bed, I suppose... Say, THAT must have been why Jason was out alone that night, making it so easy for me to sneak up on him, beat him half to death with a crowbar, taunting him the whole time, then tie him up in an abandoned warehouse, alongside his own mother to boot, and finally level the warehouse, along with half the block it was on, straight to the ground in a single, demolishing explosion! All because of a little romantic trouble... Tell me, what happened exactly? Did Batsy accidentally call him by a different name? Maybe yours? Maybe... MINE? And I've been wondering... whatever happened to the OLD Batgirlie, anyways? Did Batsy call HER by the wrong name, and she up and leave him? Maybe he called her Jason... or maybe Tim Drake, the Robin that Ra's al Ghul killed! Or MAYBE, he was caught with the robot! Well, you can tell her she can come back anytime she wants, I took care of that piece of machinery a while ago, too! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHOHOHEEHEEHOOHOOHEHEHAHAHA!!!" He had caught a whiff of emotion from the mention of Jason, and he was acting on it to the fullest. Also, this would also illustrate to Deadpool the long and fabled history he had with the Bat Family, to an extent. Besides, he just liked playing mind games.
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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:55 pm
Batgirl had to struggle to keep some self control. She stayed silent, hoping the Joker owuld just shut up before she lost it and beat him close to death. It wasn't helping that he brought up the horrible memories of the past, but including the fact that he had caused most of them, wasn't helping Batgirl to keep her composure. She knew he liked to play games, and it seemed to her like he was close to winning.
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:57 pm
Sensing his victory, Joker pushed on. "Do you know the other Fem-Batsy? How IS the little darling? Whatever became of her? What happened that made her give up the mantle to you?" He acted like he was thinking, but he had already thought up where this was going to go. "Hmmm... Maybe she did something that Batsy didn't like... Maybe she FAILED... No, Batsy done that several times himself, that's how Jason and Tim died... MAYBE, she lost her mind in the struggle against crime; we all know how infectious I can be, why, just look at Harley! MAYBE... she grew to be sympathetic to people like us, people... like ME. Maybe the Bat Family isn't as strong-willed as you'd like us to think! Yes, that must be it! It would also explain why Bats has never been able to put the final nail in my coffin! Or maybe, he hasn't because he secretly enjoys our time together! Deep inside the cowl, buried under the technology and stern demeanor, Batsy may very well be just as crazy as I am! Just as much of an obsessed nut-job! Maybe HE'S the one that needs to be put inside the straight jacket and padded cell next time! That must be it! Even after the death of dear Jason Todd, Batsy couldn't stomach the thought of killing me, because he didn't want me to leave! Without me, his life would become meaningless! Then, he'd be a nut-job without someone to make him look good! Then he'd have no choice but to go straight to Arkham, and if he isn't crazy before he gets there, he will be when he leaves! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 4:00 pm
Sapphire sighed and turned around to face the guy who just called up to her. Not a lot of things bugged her here, since no one really knew anything about her....but this little bit was starting to get old. She couldn't understand why everyone insisted on comparing her to Spider-Man. Doctor Octopus thought she was a clone, Mysterio called her a knock off...though she couldn't say it was undeserved. She did kinda make fun of him quite a bit during that incident. Still, she'd never seen this guy before, and she doubted he knew anything about her powers. She'd give him the benifit of the doubt this time....
"Oh, just hanging out." she replied.
She turned her attention over to the clown a moment. She wasn't really sure what all he was talking about...but she could tell that it was all to get on Batgirl's nerves.
//ooc: FYI, home computer's broken, so I'll have limited computer access for a while. I'll try to be on, it just won't be everyday. I'll have full access agian in about a week.//
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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 4:23 pm
"Thats ... It!" Batgirl lept forward and planted a firm punch in the Jokers face. He had crossed the line. The bit about Barbara (though he didn't know it) had pushed Batgirl's last nerve. And if he wasn't going to shut up, she was going to make him.
((Okie Dokie ^^))
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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 4:36 pm
(( Don't you just love it when a diabolical killer clown get on a Bat's nerves? xp And you already knew about the joy buzzer, so I'll have no regrets about this... twisted ))
As the punch connects to Joker's face, he grabbed the punching arm tightly with the hand that wears his trademark high-voltage joy buzzer under the glove, sending hundreds of volts coursing painfully through her body. As the electricity does its job, all he does is laugh maniacally, not even acknowledging the punch any further than the blood lightly trickling out his nose from it. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
After a moment, he lets go of her, saying to Deadpool, "Hey, Deadhead, wasn't that simply electrifying? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHEHEHEHEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHAHAHA!!!"
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 4:45 pm
 "Hm, well, you're still stronger than most right?." he asked, pouring himself a drink. He really didn't know what he could say to cheer the guy up. As old as he was, he really couldn't remember having this problem. He didn't doubt that must have at some point...but after a while he just melloed out, didn't care too much about others being better than him.
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