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 Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:10 pm
Deadpool's eyebrows went up even further. He didn't have any one thing that he was this obsessed with. Unless you counted getting paid.... Meh. "Sounds like he needs to get laid," he said sagely, and then paused. "Batman, I mean, not the dead... Robin. Oi!" He added over his shoulder to the waiter, who immediately came over. "More DP." The man quickly grabbed his empty cup and rushed off to refill it. "I don't have a nemisis," he continued, making a face, "From what I've heard, it gets old fast."
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:58 pm
((Enter from Metropolis))
Batgirl stood on thefire escape across the street from the Chiunese Resturant. She had her sound enahancer in and the conversation was pretty broing aside from something the Joker and Deadpool were talking about. What Batgirl's mind was focused on was what he said about the universes merging. Even with that happening she would have recognized Deadpool. Normally alternative heros and villains were the same just differnt colors or something. She sighed and continued on listening to their conversation, as droll as it may be.
((Fine, I'll fix that, I just needed something to start it off lol xP) (edited))
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:48 pm
"Not for me. Without Batsy, I wouldn't be here, and without him, I wouldn't be able to continue!" Joker smiled as he drank his Code Red. "Mmmmm... That's good. Well, enough about me. Let's talk about me. I don't make friends easily, so I guess you're one of the lucky ones. Tell me, what's the heroes and villains from your universe like?"
"Yes, tell us, Deadhead!" chimed in Harley.
(( enough dirt on the Joker... There's NEVER enough dirt on the Joker, seeing as you can't make dirt stick to an insanity plea. ))
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 7:02 pm
Deadpool took another sip of his Dr. Pepper, thinking hard. "Well, there's Captain America." He shrugged. "He's pretty much exactly what you picture when you hear the name." He grinned. "We don't talk much. The original got shot by someone a little while ago, so his sidekick took over. Uh... Iron Man is an alcoholic in a fancy suit. Spider-man sold his marriage to the devil, and I mean that literally. Um... Thor is a god, n'uff said. Magneto is just grumpy." He frowned. "I swear. All I did was sneak a boulder onto the back of his cape, and he thought I deserved to be decapitated. Um... Who else..." He trailed off, blowing bubbles in his soda.
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:07 am
((Enter Gotham))
"Would you just listen? I may not be bright, but I was set up! My employer set me up the bomb!"
Rhino was wishing he had stayed in New York working local jobs; these inter dimensional jobs were so damn annoying and the heroes from this dimension were so far a nice challenge, but way too annoying. This Super Girl for instant was false advertising, she seemed more like a Super Woman considering her age, but then the people of Metropolis would probably think the two would get hitched if they had the same age level in their names. Rhino was drifting off with other thoughts before his memory started to jog up again. Rhino saw and opportunity present itself in the form of a building and grabbed onto it with his huge hands.
"I'm not going to jail for something that wasn't my fault!"
Rhino was determined to get back home to New York; he had no intentions of going to this place Super Girl was mentioning or at least get revenge on the people who set Rhino up the bomb.
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:41 am
{Enter from Metropolis}
Kara glanced down at him, honestly surprised. Instead of yanking him away from the building and continuing on her way, she hesitated for a moment. She didn't really know what had happened, after all; for all she knew, he was as innocent as a newborn kitten. She snorted. Yeah right. Nonetheless, she flew over the building that he had latched onto, and then let go, allowing him to fall the few inches to the roof. Crossing her arms, she looked down at him with raised eyebrows. "Alright, I'm listening, so explain."
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:39 am
"Really? Web Head never lets me talk."
Rhino was tempted to just punch Super Girl and run off, but she was in some relationship with the Man of Steel; she could catch him no problem if he ran and her stamina was obviously nothing to snuff at, so words would have to do. Rhino lifted himself up and first checked if the building he was standing on could support his weight before speaking.
"I was just deliverin' a package from Metropolis to New York, turned out it was a bomb. The job said nothin' about deliverin' a bomb, so I bashed it with my head, but that only made it go boom."
If Rhino had any intelligence, he would also have a guess that he was set up and targeted for termination, but Rhino only was only smart enough to know what had happened and not what the cause of such events were. Rhino was an idiot, he could be fooled into almost any job no matter how shady his employers were, and so delivering a bomb actually made to try to kill him wasn't too far off for Rhino. The behemoth was sure on one thing despite his stupidity: Rhino was going to get some major payback later. The only crime Rhino was guilty of this time was being a thick headed numb skull.
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:19 am
To Rhino's first, surprised reaction, Kara just shrugged and waited while the giant got to his feet. She was more than ready to grab him again if he decided that he didn't want to talk, after all. Who is this Web Head person? Well, whoever he is, she thought wryly, He's obviously smarter than I am. Speaking of smart... As Rhino told his story, Kara's eyebrows drifted higher and higher, and a disbelieving smile started to spread across her face. Not that she didn't believe him; she just couldn't quite believe how dumb he was. When he finished with the words 'made it go boom,' a little giggle escaped her, despite her best efforts. She immediately covered her mouth with her hand, and when she brought it back down a second later, her face was serious. Sort of. "Okay. Who are your employers?"
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 1:15 pm
"They're back in New York...Don't know why they wanted me dead though."
Rhino wasn't too amused with Super Girl's mocking snicker, but he had to put up with it if he didn't want to go to this place in Gotham. Then it came to Rhino; he was in Gotham right now. Rhino always thought his first visit to Gotham would be for a hit against Batman, but turns out it was to get out of being taken to prison again. Rhino was neglecting to mention how many minor gangs he had made angry in New York, so he had no clue which one wanted him dead. Easter Bloc wouldn’t be a possible choice since they were Russian Agents; why would they be after him?
Eastern Bloc was interested in reclaiming the suit Rhino had been using for awhile and were trying to eliminate him to fix up a loose end. Rhino had become more durable then originally intended by Easter Bloc and he was becoming a threat to Eastern Bloc research funding; Rhino needed to be annihilated if Eastern Bloc was to be funded for further experiments. After the fall of the Soviet Union, Eastern Bloc had become a small group of criminals in America and was looking to reinvest in the Polymer technology Rhino had. Once Rhino's suit was reclaimed, it would be mass produced to create a seemingly unstoppable force of crime in New York using the suit as a base. Rhino didn't know it, but his hide was worth a lot at the moment.
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 1:39 pm
Kara nodded slowly, her eyes drifting off to focus on the problem. She really wanted the name of a company, or perhaps the names of some individuals, but she didn't think that Rhino would be much help with that; it was possible that he didn't even know, if he was really far down on the food chain. She ran a hand through her hair, sighed, and looked back at Rhino, her lips pursed. Then... "Okay. I believe you, and I am going to let you go." Her eyes hardened. "Please don't make me regret that decision. If I have to stop in the middle of something else to come get you again, Arkham is going to be the least of your problems. Are we clear?" She wasn't sure that she was making the right decision, but facts were facts; the Reaper was a bigger threat than this guy, period, and the JLA had to be made aware of the situation ASAP.
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:15 pm
"Captain America..." Joker said, "I think I know the one you're talking about... Had a pair of little white wings on the side of his head, didn't he?"
"Oh, you mean like the gold ones Flash has?"Harley asked Joker."They've always looked silly to me. Was he like Flash is here?" Harley was clearly beginning to catch on, which was good. It meant that there would be less explanation another time.
"Not at all, Harley. If he's the guy I'm thinking of, all he had was a stupid shield that he threw around, and he dressed in red, white and blue. No powers at all. Am I right, Deadpool?"
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:29 pm
Deadpool stopped blowing bubbles reluctantly. "Yes and no. From what I know, he's at the peak of human strength, agility, and speed." He took another sip of soda. "Which, considering the fact that everyone else has powers, is just a nice way of saying that he gets the crap kicked out of him. A lot." He went back to thinking, and then grinned. "Oh, there's Daredevil. He's lots of fun. Straight as a ruler; very dark, brooding. No sense of humor at all. I'm thinking childhood trauma, but whenever I try to discuss it, he gets his red tights all in a twist. 'Was that supposed to be funny?'" he added a parody of deep, rough voice that was intense with suppressed anger, and then shrugged, the picture of dejected innocence... well, the picture of dejected innocence with a smorgasbord of weapons strapped to his back. "Just trying to break the ice, I swear to god... Asking if someone's parents were shot to death is a perfectly reasonable conversation starter, isn't it?"
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:40 pm
"I'd agree with you on that!" Joker said cheerfully. "But then again, I'm usually the one doing the shooting, so who am I to say?"
Harley perked up again. "That's right, Mistah J! Nobody kills like you can! Two-Face and his coin got nothing on you!"
"How very true, Harley baby, but I very much doubt that Deadpool knows who we're talking about. If he didn't know Batsy, how would he know about Harvey Dent?" Suddenly, Joker's face lit up. "Oh, wait, that's right, he was the OTHER villain in that movie with Heath Ledger! That help explain him a bit?"
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:48 pm
Deadpool paused thinking back, then nodded. The only thing he could remember about him was that he'd been played by that actor from 'Thank you for Smoking', but there was something else that he wanted to move on to. "So what about the people from your Universe? Anything I should know about? More specifically," he added in a confidential tone, "I'm looking for job opportunities."
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:58 pm
Joker sat back a bit in his chair. "Well, I'm not usually one for calling on mercenaries and assassins; I prefer to do it myself, you see. I'm not so good for information as far as people LOOKING for people with your skills, but I can help you a bit with telling you about some of your more well-known competition. Would that help?
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