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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:07 pm
"Old contacts, right," Seven agreed, and her little animated avatar disappeared from the screen in a cartoony explosion of confetti. This left the screen completely blank for a second, before the first file came up - it was a list of Mister Lyme's email contacts and heavens knew how Seven had gotten hold of it. The whole thing too, even the blacklisted addresses. "We might find something here first."
"And, you know... I DO have a keyboard." There was a little glimmer of light on the surface a keyboard would have been plainly visible on a normal laptop, and letters lit up underneath the completely smooth surface. "Most people don't see it."
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:17 pm
"Oh! Sorry, I didn't see it either." Alec was about to start typing away, to try and find someone he could contact about Silas, but he stopped himself just as he was about to touch the keyboard. Alec was about to start groping his hands all over Seven's keyboard. ....Somehow, in the back of Alec's head, this seemed kind of wrong. Alec had to get Seven's thoughts before he proceeded to... touch her.
"...Uhhhh, Seven? Is it just me, or does there seem to be something wrong with the notion of me just... touching all of your keys as I like?"
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:22 pm
There was a pause, as she processed Alec's question. "Is there... any other way to use a keyboard? If it's germophobia, I assure you, Master Ialo washed his hands quite frequently. Or, would you prefer an onscreen keyboard? The touchpad is there as well."
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:25 pm
Alec's head dropped just a little in exasperation when he realized that Seven wasn't understanding what he was understanding. "Uhhhh.... Seven, I don't think you quite get what I'm saying. Don't you think there's something wrong with me just... touching you... where ever I feel like..."
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:31 pm
She still didn't get it. "Well, sure. Computers are sensitive equipment and have to handled properly, naturally. For example, you shouldn't touch my ports, because you could damage the electrical contacts. But, all you're doing is typing. It's not like you're trying to get inside my case. There's not much you can do to damage my hardware like this."
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:44 pm
It took all of Alec's power not to just slam his head into the desk in front of him as hard as he could. He did however let his head hang in defeat for a few seconds before he grabbed his forehead and tried to explain the situation to Seven as eloquently as he could. "....Seven, let me try to explain this. Generally people don't touch other people anywhere they want. I mean, people shake hands and whatnot because it's considered acceptable. But, I'm not really sure what to make of your keyboard. I mean, I don't know if that's your hands, your shoulders.... other... things....."
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:53 pm
Seven was quiet for a second, going through her files. "I still don't quite understand your hesitation... It's really not a problem, as I'm not exactly a person. Is this what you meant?"
She apparently found what she was looking for, because she brought up a video. An extremely explicit video. There was lots of moaning and screaming involved, and not the horrified kind.
"I assure you, as intimate as that is, I will only be offended if I imagine offense. How could I be offended by being used for what I was built for?" There was almost a frown in her voice. "Just touch me already, or at least ask for voice command."
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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:58 am
((so basically what you just said is that Ialo built Seven to ******** her xD))
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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:09 am
((NO. Maybe. The innuendo was too good to pass up, okay?))
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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 4:25 pm
Alec just stared at the video that popped up on Seven's screen, and his eyes became as big as saucer plates. Alec was feeling a brief moment of shock, awe, and utter disbelief that what had just come up had come up. It only lasted a moment though before Alec covered his eyes and turned his head away, trying his hardest to ignore the audio blaring rather loudly through his classroom. "Seven, I assure you, I don't need to see stuff like this. I'm quite familiar with how human anatomy works. Now please shut that off! I'd rather not get fired completely for being accused of watching porn on the job!"
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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 4:38 pm
]"Sorry!" Seven quickly closed out the video, flustered. "I don't want you to get fired either!" There went the fan again, her processor heating up.
The room was eerily silent afterward. "You're... you're not mad, are you?" she asked in a small, timid voice. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to - I should have thought about - I was just confused - I'm sorry!"
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:29 pm
((something about his reaction to that video makes me think Alec's a virgin lololol))
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:29 pm
Alec didn't think it was possible, but Seven was even cuter flustered than she was normally. Alec actually felt bad now that he had reacted so suddenly, and tried to rectify the situation. "No, no! Of course I'm not mad! I was just... surprised was all. I wasn't expecting... that.. to pop up like that. It's alright." Alec wanted very much to hug Seven reassuringly, but as it was she was still laptop. The best Alec could think to do was put his hand up against the screen gently, spreading his fingers out to their full extent.
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:35 pm
If she had a mouth, she would have smiled. "Oh, alright then... I really don't want you to be mad at me... I don't like that feeling."
There was silence, only the fan running.
"But, ah, if you really are curious... you're touching where my chest would be."
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:40 pm
Now it was Alec's turn to be embaressed! He pulled his hand away like he had just touched a hot iron, his face heating up as well just above his cheeks. Alec started to babble, quickly blurting out an apology over what he just did. "Oh jeez, I'm sorry! I didn't know! I never would have if I had.. I mean I didn't mean... I just... Augghhhhhhh." Alec let his head hit the desk, aggravated at himself for doing something that was COMPLETELY improper. But also embarresed as hell over the whole thing. He really had NO idea that's where Seven's... chest would have been. He thought that that would have been her face or something! ...Which means he was originally trying to touch her face rather than just hug her like he originally had planned.....
Alec groaned audibly. It was FAR more difficult to interact with a computer like this than it was a person.
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