GAIAN RECIPES!

[CryztalizedTearz]

Rum?
Are you trying to get him drunk?
What for? o.O

[Sara Hysaro]

.....Oh alright I'll humor you.

1) Take one Gaia, the meanest most nasty one you can find. A real scumbag.
2) Chop him up into pieces, each piece being roughly the size of your finger.
3) Smoke the meat, and salt liberally.
4) Stick it in a barral and leave overnight.

Now you got Gaian Jerky! Great for long winter months and voyages into space.

[Saimyre]

We can't eat Lanzer. He's lord emperor of Gaia.
You'll start an intergalactic incident, you crazy idiot.

[Sara Hysaro]

Zurg_3.1415926535

We can't eat Lanzer. He's lord emperor of Gaia.
You'll start an intergalactic incident, you crazy idiot.

Eh? you're not talking to me, right?

[Elec Darkholm]

Rawr! I love a man who can cook

D;

[CryztalizedTearz]

elecmanexe001

Rawr! I love a man who can cook

D;

*Gasp*
Elec, I never knew you went THAT way
XD

[Sara Hysaro]

Why do I feel like one of the few people who post here? Is it because I'm online too much, or do the UFO threads all seem to be moving at a molassas pace?

[Dirk Bolero]

elecmanexe001

Rawr! I love a man who can cook

D;

I can cook. wink

[Elec Darkholm]

Dirk Bolero

elecmanexe001

Rawr! I love a man who can cook

D;

I can cook. wink

great wink

[hehehehe1028]

elecmanexe001

Dirk Bolero

elecmanexe001

Rawr! I love a man who can cook

D;

I can cook. wink

great wink

eek elec, dirk... i never knew

[Dirk Bolero]

elecmanexe001

Dirk Bolero

elecmanexe001

Rawr! I love a man who can cook

D;

I can cook. wink

great wink

Mm... Yeah... I love it when you wink. twisted

[Grover Madux]

Dirk Bolero

elecmanexe001

Rawr! I love a man who can cook

D;

I can cook. wink

I want soma dat wink

[Theorix]

I have a nice recipe!

Gaian Cocktail

Ingredients

1 rich gaian
Fruits of labor (All of the gaians items)
Honey
Apple
Orange
Mango
Pineapple
Grape
Lemon

How to make

1. Kill the gaian and squeeze out the blood into the honey.
2. Stir the blood & honey.
3. Squish all the fruits except the lemon. (Some seeds may come out. Leave them in for the taste!)
4. Get all the gaian's items, take out the hot ones and get all the cold ones to serve as the ice.
5.Squeeze the lemon in your 2 eyes. drop your tears in the honey.
6.Apply the honey.

How to eat:

1. Eat the seeds first
2. Choke.
3. Grab the glass/chalice and splat it on your head
4. Drop dead.

The end. *^_^*

[Sara Hysaro]

That was funny. biggrin

[Theorix]

Thank You!

Boobeerry Cheese Gaian Cake!

Ingredients:
Anything you need for a blueberry cake. (DUH?)
1 gaian
1 Cheese bar that passed it's expiry date.
CYANIDE!!

How to make:

1.Kill the gaian. use him as the butter. (YUCK!)
2.Melt the cheese. When it's hot enough, Smear it into yourself.
3.Wrap yourself with the gaian butter.
4.Get a flour shower.
5. Hit your eyes with the eggs
6.Have a cyanide shower.
7.Preheat the oven to a million celcius.
8. Repeat steps 1-6.
9. Roll in the blueberries for 100 times.
10.Throw yourself in the oven. Wate for 24 hours. Enjoy.

How to eat:
1.Cut your hand. Use this as a spoon.
2.Cut your spine. Use this as a fork.
3. Take off your intestines. Use this as a side dish.
4.Bon a petit.

The End. *^_^*