The Execution Yard 
Well, nobody has been so bad as to have their head put on a pike for all to see, but here are some ways to keep from getting in that situation.
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READ THY RULES..I made them to be read. PLEASE READ THEM ALL BEFORE POSTING.
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THOU SHALT NOT CYBER..It's messy, my henchmen don't much like cleaning up your bodily fluids, it's against TOS, and frankly, I don't want to see it.
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THOU SHALT NOT BEG..I don't like it, it's a waste of good posting space, and..come on guys..I'm on a quest here. I can't donate to you so I can put off a 4million gold quest..
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BUMP TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT...please do. I have people who just come here to bump. Why?...because they can. I don't pay bumpers or have BUMP contests, but I will talk to the bumpers when I'm on and you can talk to the other people on here whilst bumping. You can wish me luck, make it 12 colors, have a picture or moving GIFs, and even post your thread in your bump, but please do not violate Rule #3 in the process.
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DONATE AT WILL..If you wish to make a donation for my quest, please do. Just send it to me
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SPREAD THE WORD OF NONSENSE..Yes, please post your nonsense. As long as it doesn't violate any of my other rules, isn't a huge blob of "fjdijfdo;sifjdoifjdo;ijf;dosfiujdjf/", and doesn't violate Gaian TOS, go ahead. You are welcome here.
If you do not follow these instructions, I will personally rip your head off, put it on a pike, and stick it in the Yard for all to see. Are we clear? Good.